Barbershop: The Next Cut Page #13

Cal!

Hell, yeah,

that's what I like to hear.

You all ready?

You all ready?

Yeah.

What's up, man?

Where your little homie

Kenny at?

I don't know. I think his dad

said he had to come home.

Stay home? You playing, right?

Stay home?

You think this a joke?

You think this a game, nigga?

We're

concerned about the people

that Jalen's been

hanging around with.

Are you trying

to say Jalen's in a gang?

Not trying to get that call

in the middle of the night

saying my son

is locked up or worse,

because we didn't act

when we had a chance.

See, that's the problem

right there.

Everybody wanna be down,

nobody want to put

in the work.

Didn't Quis say

to chill this weekend?

Nigga. Marquis?

Nigga, I ain't worried

about Marquis.

Know what?

You playing me right now.

You wasting my time right now.

I think he wasting my time.

Ain't no going home, nigga.

Ain't no such thing.

Why are you

trying to take everything

I like away from me?

Because I love you...

My life would be

so much better if you...

We raised

a smart kid.

You need to make a decision.

Are you riding or not?

Ten, nine, eight,

seven, six, five,

four, three, two...

One!

Yeah!

That's what

I'm talking about!

Yeah, baby! All right!

-Bam!

-Your daddy gonna be proud.

Your dad will be

so proud of you.

-You did a good job.

-I feel good.

I feel good.

Hey, yo, Shad. Hey, man!

Much love, dude.

I'm sorry about everything.

I love you, boy.

I love you, bro. Love you.

Two black dads getting along.

Let me ask

you something...

I don't come off

as gay, do I?

I mean, I've heard that,

like, twice already today.

No. Now,

do I think that you could

maybe afford to own one less

pastel-colored t-shirt

and go up a size

in the jean department?

Yes, absolutely.

But who cares?

Clothes don't signify

someone's sexuality.

Even if you were gay...

I'm not. For the record.

I'm not.

It wouldn't

matter to me anyway.

I like who you are

and you shouldn't feel

pressured to change

for anybody.

And there's no rules on

how to be a straight dude.

Look at Miguel.

Look at Prince.

Homeboy be rocking six-inch

stilettos and a perm,

and he can still get it.

Yes, he can.

I'm messing with you.

Playing the whole...

-That's...

-Anyway.

So, you like my personality?

What can I say? I find

your neuroses entertaining.

Your passion for

women's rights liberating.

And...

I find your nerdiness

incredibly sexy.

Talking to me?

And that's why I like you.

Because you get me.

Not a lot of people do,

but you definitely do.

And just so you know,

Ronnie, your ex,

he was never

good enough for you.

I think I'm in love with you.

And I want to shout it

from the rooftops.

-Too soon?

-Yeah.

-That's what I thought.

-Yeah.

I mean... What'd you hear?

You heard that I said

-I was in love with you?

-No.

Rewind that.

How about dinner

tomorrow night?

-Okay.

-That makes sense.

Yeah. That's...

I went from a broken home...

so I give

affection very fast.

My Lord. My Lord.

Yeah. Yeah.

You got a lot of nerve

showing up here.

I came to apologize, Terri.

I don't want to hear it.

Well, I wanna say it anyway.

Listen, I'm really sorry.

I should have never come

between you and Rashad.

Damn right.

It's just that you have your

whole life taken care of,

and figured out.

And...

I'm like, still

trying to figure out

every little thing about mine.

I made a mistake.

It'll never,

ever happen again.

I promise you that.

Well...

I appreciate you saying that.

Does that mean we're cool?

I guess.

Come here, girl!

Anyway...

I did want to tell you

that if you and Rashad

was looking for, like,

a third girl to help you out,

you know, get it poppin'

or anything like that,

I would be down for that.

Mull it over.

-Bye, Draya.

-Hey, hey.

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

We need to at least

hear her out now.

I mean, she ain't

come this way for nothing.

Hey, Rashad!

What's good, Draya?

Get in the house.

Baby.

You think it's funny.

You're not funny.

Thanks.

This is not

what you think it is.

This is that bird

I talked about. Remember that?

It went away.

It flew away. Let 'em fly.

Know why I came back?

Why?

Because you my man.

I came back to you.

Why don't you just

give me the damn check?

My man.

That's your section.

-No booth rent.

-We're clear?

Do you.

My man. It's a pleasure,

my brotha.

You will do

good business, my brotha.

You have a good day!

Hit these streets.

Hey! Hey!

I need to talk to you.

You got to sign

some paperwork, brotha.

Your wife trying to find you.

You're gonna run

from me, really?

Yo, man, we closed.

Come back tomorrow.

Man,

that's too bad.

I was really hoping

you could fit me in.

I think I got room

for one more.

Have a seat.

Glad you came, man.

Just wanted to

do something about this

so-called abomination you say.

I'll hook you up,

don't worry about nothin'.

Edge you up real quick.

I was thinking,

start off fresh.

You sure?

Positive.

All right.

Start you off fresh.

You know, I didn't mean

what I said earlier.

You've always been there

for me for everything,

and I appreciate it.

Love you, Dad.

I love you too, man.

Always gonna be my guy.

I swear.

All right. Let's see how

we can hook you up here.

Yeah, okay.

Now, listen...

I hear about anything,

I'm snatching you right up

out of there, you hear me?

-Yeah, I hear you.

-I'm not playing.

Be up there quick fast

in a hurry.

I escort you to the bathroom

and everything if I have to.

Crazy, Dad.

But I'm fine with that.

I'm just happy to stay here.

Happy to be home.

I'm happy you back.

See me hooping

this year, right?

You got to penetrate more.

Too many jumpers.

But they go in though.

Not all

the time, they don't go in.

Man...

You don't wanna rock

your dreads like that, man?

Now if you end up

on the Bulls,

your daddy got to go

everywhere with you.

I'm gonna be the team barber.

Damn, man.

All right.

Tsk.

Slow down.

Hey.

You ain't comb your hair

in six months,

it's a little nappy

down there.

All kind of cucabugs

back here.

Beebees.

You gonna be all right.

Yeah. That's it.

Look fresh.

Now you look

like my son again.

I'm getting all the shorties

at school now.

Yeah.

Now you can sweep up the hair.

Dear Chicago,

I know I was hard

on you before,

but here's the thing.

If there's one thing...

I know about you,

is that you know

how to bounce back.

And we salute Chicago's own

South Side Champs.

Chicago, stand up.

Chicago, stand up.

We want them

to believe in themselves.

We want them to believe

in their community.

We want them to believe

that they have a future.

We are

college bound.

We are exceptional.

Not because we say it,

but because

we work hard at it.

Hey! Congratulations,

Miss Paxton.

You've always

taken personal tragedy

and turned it into triumph.

No, don't do it...

Give me that!

Yeah. Yeah.

No, no, no!

Breaking down like LeBron!

Know that. Know that.

Yeah.

They ain't ready.

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