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Barbershop: The Next Cut Page #8
they aren't moving for us.
I mean, if we don't
do something,
no one's gonna save
our community.
We gotta take
our streets back.
Action, LeShawn!
Stacia!
Sorry, action, Stacia!
Stop the violence, y'all!
Exactly. Calvin's Shop.
That's what I'm talking about!
Come on, man!
You watch
that booty shaking!
-Calvin's Shop...
-Listen, guys!
We know you don't
care about your community,
but you gotta care about this.
Please come down
to Calvin's Shop tonight
for the community summit,
because dreams apparently
are being deferred
even as we speak.
Yeah!
I think we got it.
Okay.
Move!
Get it! Get it!
Get it! Get it!
You can look,
but do not touch.
Look back at it.
-You like that?
-I'm good.
We're out in the street,
you know.
This isn't the privacy
of your own bedroom.
Yeah, girl!
We wanna thank
y'all for being here.
There's still seats
available if you need a seat.
It's important
that we all are here
because this is our community.
And it's up to us
to change it,
so, we wanna hear y'all ideas.
I was thinking more like
a benefit concert.
You know,
something for the kids.
call up Kanye
and have him come on out
and perform.
Yes!
broke negroes.
Look, Kanye a Kardashian now.
I seen him on TV,
he had a skirt on.
His knees were showing.
All right, all right,
all right. Relax!
What about R. Kelly?
What?
R. Kelly? For a kids benefit?
Kelly love the kids.
Yeah, he can teach them
how to make home movies.
No, he didn't.
All right, already!
Leave him alone!
Do you realize
how much good quality
R&B we have missed out on,
because y'all keep bringing up
that same old bull?
-Da...
-The last albums he made,
Them albums was made
out of pure stress.
Does anybody else
have any other ideas?
I'd like to say something.
Look, Eddie, you once said
that the barbershop is the
pillar of the neighborhood.
Damn right!
So we use that, right?
We turn the shop into our
safe space for the weekend.
All right? Neutral grounds
where both sides
can come together peacefully.
I like that.
Yeah.
Turn this place
into Switzerland.
Exactly!
Ain't no way in hell
the South Side
is ever going to resemble
any parts of Switzerland.
I don't even know
no black Swiss.
I mean, Swizz Beatz.
Is he black?
Or is he white?
You know,
he is a little beige.
He might be Swiss. I mean...
So, he's Swiss. He's Swiss.
Can we get back to it?
We could try to get
both sides to come together
and agree to a ceasefire.
And then we can
get the Chicago celebs
and talk about it.
Get them to support.
That's good, Jerrod.
You know what, he's right.
That means that we have
to give them something to see.
Yeah, maybe we could
just give away free gifts.
Like a radio promotion.
Yes!
And who's supposed to pay
for these free gifts?
Draya is right, we need some
incentive to bring people out.
I don't want to state
the obvious here,
but this is a barbershop.
We could just do what
we already do. For free.
Free cuts the whole weekend?
You know how much money
we pull in on Saturday alone?
Do you know how much
we're gonna lose
if that enclosure happens?
It's a great idea, Calvin.
It is.
It is a great idea.
Yeah, a 48-hour ceasefire,
with unlimited free cuts
and styling.
I mean, come on,
who could turn that down?
I... I propose
that Gangsta Grub
be the official
caterer for this.
Yeah, I bet you would.
Hell, yeah, dude!
You know how much money
I can make out
on these streets
in a 48-hour spa...
To donate
to the Boys and Girls Club!
That's R. Kelly's favorite.
Listen here, Bollyhood!
Leave Kels alone,
God damn it,
I say, God damn it,
leave Kels alone!
Sorry about that, go ahead.
Then I think
that we have a plan!
Hold up, hold up.
We've got one little problem.
Y'all know to have
a ceasefire,
we got to get the shot callers
to call a truce.
Y'all know what happened
the last time
we got Marquis
and Jay up in here.
It was damn near
World War III.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But you know what?
What if we made
that mix-up happen again?
This is just
a terrible idea.
Yeah.
"Let's make that mix-up
happen again."
That was the dumbest thing
you ever said.
Do you know
They are murderers.
They don't work at the grocery
store, and if they did,
they would be butchers.
Quiet!
Thank God you wore
a G-Unit bulletproof vest.
Yeah, it worked for 50!
No, it didn't, actually.
He got shot in the face!
He got shot in the face?
Draya!
What's up, baby girl?
Hold up, Calvin!
What's going on in here?
Is this a set-up?
Listen to me.
Jay! Jay!
No, stop!
Hold on,
hold on, hold on.
Hold on!
Hold on! Wait a minute!
I wish you would, boy!
Listen! Now, I've been
knowing you guys
for about 20 years, man.
My father used to cut
both of your heads!
Come on, bruh.
Out of respect for him and
the shop, man, hear us out.
We're asking y'all
for ten minutes.
That's all we
asking for, bruh.
I need more time, God.
I don't wanna die a virgin.
Come on, Jason.
Come on, G. Come on, man.
Let's do this, man.
Have a seat.
We all good. Come on, big boy.
Sit on down for a second.
Get on.
Are we good?
Hey, Rev.
15 fish dinners
for bingo night?
Hell, yeah!
I mean, praise God!
How about some
sweet potato pie? All right.
All right! What's cooking?
Daddy's home!
J.D., don't come up in here
with all that sh*t today,
okay?
We don't have time
for that sh*t.
-Okay?
-Mabel.
What did I ask you to do?
More of this. More parsley.
Okay? You?
Okay, I don't even know why he
He don't even have no hair.
You guys are tripping!
-That's good.
-Lord have mercy.
More flour. Put some more.
Don't be scared.
You didn't buy it!
It's gotta be
out of here by 2:00.
You have a break yet?
like you knead a b*tch's ass.
Okay?
-Come on!
-Mabel.
What happened to us
giving them a break?
For what?
We've got to keep
the talent healthy.
Negro, I'm the talent.
You got me twisted on there,
talking about the talent.
You ain't doing sh*t out there
worth a damn...
You may be the talent,
but I'm the face.
All right?
Look, Nana...
We don't want this gravy train
Look at that?
That's just from this morning.
Talent! You all take five.
Go.
Talent, take six.
I know it seems like a lot.
But we just asking
for two days.
Two days and no bloodshed.
Exactly, gentlemen.
Not to oversell it,
you guys go home
for the weekend,
and all your friends on Friday
will still be alive
come Monday morning.
It's not a bad deal.
Why'd I do that?
Look, all we trying to say,
man, is,
we got sons,
I know y'all got kids,
and we just
trying to make sure
our kids get to their
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