Barbie: Princess Charm School Page #2

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princess student needs.

Books, pens, paper,

make-up mirrors,

sparkle purse

collection.

And of course

emergency pumps.

This is my locker?

Then we've got

your beauty supplies.

Jewel-encrusted hairbrush,

diamond lipstick.

Oh, I love this perfume! Ooh!

Ugh!

Ugh!

I'm so sorry.

It was an accident.

Um, Delancy?

There's such a thing

as too much perfume.

Portia!

Oh, no, you're...

Furious, that's

what I am!

How dare you?

Look, Delancy. They're

serving floor cakes.

I just got here.

You just got here?

Let me guess.

Blair Willows,

the lottery girl?

Yes! So you understand.

Oh, this is all so new to me, and I...

I understand the

lottery is a joke.

Isn't it obvious?

Commoners like you

don't belong here.

Right, Portia?

What?

Wickellia!

Yes, Your Wonderful...

Ness.

I need a princess

pamper package, pronto!

Make way!

To the spa!

Uh, are you

taking orders?

Because I would do anything

for a double foam mocha latte.

The floorcake

was delicious.

Portia!

As you can see,

everyone here is so nice.

Most of the time.

Uh, so let's get

you ready for school.

Locker, please extend

curtain for a princess primp.

Oh, it's fabulous!

The best thing about

Princess Charm School!

Go on. Get gorgeous!

Oh, pretty as a princess.

Lady royal.

Okay, now your schedule

and let's get you settled.

I'd love to.

Wow.

Hey! Our new roomie, right?

Princess or lady royal?

Lady royal. You?

Princess.

Isla, too.

Do you play?

Nice.

Oh!

Oh! I'm so sorry!

Are you kidding?

Isla's been Miss

Mum's-The-Word about the tunes

and I've been

dying to hear them!

I'm still working

on them.

They're not ready

for anyone to hear.

Really? What I heard rocked.

Yeah! See? Play one

of your tunes for us!

That's okay. No rush.

I'm Hadley.

Blair.

Blair Willows?

The lottery winner?

Is it that obvious?

Yup, 'cause they

announced it on TV

that "Blair Willows"

was the lottery winner.

Oh, right. Sorry.

Guess I'm just a

little overwhelmed.

All princesses and

lady-royals-in-training

are due at the Starlight

Welcome in one minute.

One minute?

Whoa!

Welcome, students.

Oh!

And dogs.

Tonight you begin the greatest

challenge of your life,

training to be a

princess or lady royal,

the most important

jobs of the realm.

Your classmates, Lorraine and Josette,

are bringing around your training tiaras.

Thank you.

Don't get

too used to them.

Only those who succeed this

semester will earn the real versions.

Fail as a princess-in-training

and you will not be crowned.

We have very high

expectations here.

Each of you must attend every

class on time and in uniform,

and your grades must

be exceptional.

That said, I believe every one

of you has princess potential.

Work hard and

stay dedicated,

and you will achieve it.

I'm so sorry,

Dame Devin,

that's a nasty little

tickle there,

would you like a

glass of water?

I'd like a

proper introduction.

Certainly.

Students.

Dame Devin.

I have an earth-shattering

announcement.

This is my last semester

of teaching before I...

Um, before my daughter

takes over Gardania.

No, no, hold

back your tears.

Ms. Privet will take over

my classes next year.

In her own little way.

Of course, no one knows

the royal life as I do.

I've lived at the

palace ever since

my dear sister-in-law Queen

Isabella and her family died,

and it has been my

great... If they died...

You know the legend?

What legend?

There's a legend that

Queen Isabella and her family

didn't all die

in the accident.

I love that you

know that story.

...and so I welcome you all

to Princess Charm School.

May your time

here be magical.

Two lines, everyone!

Curtseys to all and then

everyone's excused for bed.

Favorite legend about

the Gardania Royal Family, go.

I don't know any

of the legends.

So missing out.

Isla, go.

My fave's a simple one.

Gardania's magical crown.

Gardania's magical

crown?

Ow!

Oh, no.

Ugh! You again?

I'm so sorry.

What is with you?

You're a walking disaster!

I don't think Delancy and I

are going to hang out much.

That's okay, you'll be

hanging out with us.

Better believe it. And wait

till classes start tomorrow.

I bet you can do

anything she can do.

Sure, I can do

anything she can do.

I cannot do

anything she can do.

Poise. Proper poise

commands respect,

a necessity for anyone

in the royal life.

Thank you, Delancy.

Now, princesses,

lady royals,

let's see what

you can do, hmm.

Start with one book

and glide, glide.

Smoothly, gracefully.

I can balance a tray of coffee

cups for customers, right?

Of course, I've never

done it on my head.

Hadley, you're tenderizing

your brains. Stop.

That's lovely, Isla.

Thank you,

Dame Devin.

If you want to be the crazy

princess who hears music in her head.

Whoa!

Lorraine, you're practicing

poise, not lifting weights.

Like a princess, Josette,

not a migrating duck.

Portia.

What?

You're

doing fine.

Come on. Come on!

Do it for Emily.

Did you get those

shoes at a garage sale?

Is it nap time?

How come

nobody told me?

You. What do you have

to say for this disaster?

It was an

accident, Dame Devin.

I was trying...

Stand up.

You're the lottery

girl, aren't you?

Yes, Dame Devin.

I should have known.

Meet my eyes, girl.

A true lady royal

never hangs her head.

Mother? You were going

to say something to Blair?

Yes!

You are utterly unfit

for the royal life!

I want you out

of this class!

You might also think about whether

someone from your station in life

should even stay someplace where

you so clearly don't belong!

I understand.

They're serving

strawberry swirl today!

Thank you, Miranda.

Don't let Dame Devin bug you.

Legend has it she's

actually a reptile alien

from the other side

of the universe.

You know what really

bugs me, Portia?

Yodeling hand puppets?

When a commoner like Blair

comes to Princess Charm School,

she makes it less special.

She makes us

less special.

She does?

She totally does.

Specialness is like

this piece of cake.

There's only so

much to go around.

If Blair takes a

huge chunk of it,

what's left for us?

You stole my cake!

Not me.

Blair!

How dare she!

I wanted that cake.

Don't worry. I have

a feeling she won't

be around to steal

cake much longer.

Wickellia!

Yes, your

Royal Sneakiness?

So we're coming around showing

everyone our school spirit cheer.

'Cause when

you've got spirit,

it's what we

want to hear!

Thanks, Lorraine. Josette.

Yeah. That was cute.

Rhyming and all.

We'll see ya.

Oh, that wasn't the cheer.

Had to make that clear.

But don't you

ever fear.

'Cause the time

to cheer is here!

One, two, three!

Princess Charm

School is the best!

Royal skills put

to the test!

We can dance and

we've got poise!

Now it's time to

make some noise!

Go, Princess Charm School!

Wow. Cool cheer.

Thanks for sharing.

Part of caring!

You guys ready?

I'm so sorry... I...

I have to go.

Serves her right

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