Barbie Video Game Hero

BARBIE:
You guys ready? I finally finished

the level I was working on.

Can't wait to see what you think.

- Can't wait.

- Super-stoked.

Game on.

[UPBEAT VIDEO GAME MUSIC PLAYING]

GAME NARRATOR:
Welcome to Cupcake Caverns.

- TERESA:
Are we llamas?

- BARBIE:
Yup.

Okay, the caverns are tricky. We're going

to left, right, left, straight, left, right.

Then you'll see the sugar flies.

Jump and duck the flies.

Spacebar to jump, and left click to duck.

Look for any power-ups. We're gonna

go up and over Sprinkle Falls.

Remember, avoid the bears

and their cupcakes.

- Got it?

- Roger that.

Who's Roger?

[TERESA CHUCKLES]

- Heh. Sorry. Never mind.

- Everyone ready?

- Ready.

- Ready.

The in-game tutorial is who I am.

If you have any questions,

then I am your man.

Thanks, cloud man, we got this.

Well, Barbie does.

BARBIE:
And go.

RENEE:
Hey, guys, wait for me.

BARBIE:
Okay, so to get to the other side,

we're gonna jump onto the mixer.

Oh! Good job, Barbie.

Way to go.

This level is delicious.

RENEE:
Oh, I wish we could just

eat our way through the levels.

- BARBIE:
Ha, ha.

- TERESA:
Oh, sugar flies.

Smash those cake pops.

RENEE:
Piece of cake.

Get it? Piece of cake? Ha, ha.

That was terrible, Renee.

BARBIE:
Okay, now to Sprinkle Falls.

I'm going to code us

a little power-up to help us over.

TERESA:
It's so cool that you know how

to code, Barbie, but isn't that cheating?

BARBIE:
Not if you're the one

who created the game.

Just one second.

GAME NARRATOR:
Flying power-up, engaged.

- RENEE:
I want wings.

- TERESA:
Renee, come on.

- Grab the power-up.

- Unh.

- Sorry, total newb. I forgot how to jump?

- Space bar.

TERESA:
Cool, we can fly.

BARBIE:

Over Sprinkle Falls, and we're done.

RENEE:
Oh, cupcakes.

Huh? What happened?

Is it supposed to do that?

No, something's wrong.

Let me try this again.

This should do it.

Huh. I don't get it. That should've worked.

I never thought I'd see

a stumped Barbie. What's up?

I don't know, Renee.

I am definitely stumped.

Could be a virus.

Hmm. Not sure. This could take a minute.

Sorry, Barbie. I gotta jet.

I wish I could help, but I gotta go too.

- Good luck.

- See you, guys.

Huh. Why won't this work?

Maybe I'll try a reboot.

Hey, Chelsea.

What you doing?

I'm trying to figure something out

with my game.

And what are you doing?

Oh, sorry.

Can I see your tablet, please?

Ha, ha. Yes.

Or you can help me debug "Cupcake Cavern."

Yes.

GAME NARRATOR:
Welcome to Cupcake Caverns.

- CHELSEA:
So, I'm the llama guy?

- BARBIE:
You're the llama guy.

- CHELSEA:
Where'd I go?

- The wrong way.

You're supposed to go into the cavern.

GAME NARRATOR:
Welcome to Cupcake Caverns.

- Why does that keep happening?

- Because you're going the wrong way.

Oh, okay.

GAME NARRATOR:
Welcome to Cupcake Caverns.

Chelsea, you have to go into the cavern.

It's called "Cupcake Caverns."

But I don't wanna go that way.

It looks scary.

- It's how you play the game.

- But I don't wanna play the game that way.

I wanna play the game my way.

- You can't.

- Why not?

Because that's the way it's designed.

Why does there only have to be one way?

Because that's how it's programmed.

Well, that doesn't sound like fun.

You know what's fun?

Your favourite game.

"Just Dance."

You wanna play?

I do love that game...

...but I wanna look into

why this level is being glitchy.

Maybe later?

Okay.

Smell that?

I think Mom just made some cupcakes.

Bring one back for me?

But leave the tablet.

[SIGHS]

Let's see if I can find a clue,

see what's going on.

[TABLET BEEPS]

Hmm?

Hmm.

[BEEPS]

Huh.

Hmm.

[TABLET BEEPS]

All right, what's up with this tablet?

What did Chelsea do this time?

Huh? The in-game tutorial?

Hello, Barbie.

As a gamer who is better

than all the rest...

...there is a new game

we'd like you to beta test

Tap yes or no, if you'll join this quest.

Hmm.

Yes.

What a weird game.

- GAME NARRATOR:
Ready, player one?

- Ready.

Whoa! Huh?

Whoa!

Whoa. Whoa. Whoa!

[LAUGHS]

What's happening?

[GRUNTS]

Whoa. Where am I?

Huh? What am I?

[CUTIE CHUCKLES]

Do not worry, you will be all right.

Thank you, Barbie,

for accepting my invite.

It's you. You asked me

to beta test the game.

Which means, I'm in the game.

I'm in the game?

How am I in the game?

Oh, heh. Well, you travelled across

the codeverse and beyond the sun.

The place that you are

is known as Level One.

Okay, I like first-person games,

but this is ridiculous.

Uh, Barbie, I am sorry,

but we cannot delay.

- Whoa!

- It is important that you get to play.

Listen, two minutes ago,

I was sitting in my bedroom...

...and now I'm in a video game.

So you're going to have

to give me a second.

Okay, tell me who you are.

Oh. Uh, heh.

I'm sorry, I wish to be no stranger.

I am the in-game tutorial known as Cutie.

And our world is in danger.

BARBIE:
In danger from what?

The Emoji Virus is what it is called.

And our entire world, it will overhaul.

[CHATTERING]

BARBIE:
Oh, emoji. They're so...

...not cute.

Barbie, you are the most famous

in the gaming land.

Without your help,

our world will not stand.

Wow. I play a lot of video games.

Barbie, um, well, I'm sorry

to make this disclosure...

...but without your help,

this world will be...

Game over.

You know, antivirus software

could clear that up really quick.

I could just pop out and run it.

It wouldn't take me a minute.

Well, it's not that easy, to my dismay.

To beat this virus, you must

win each level you play.

So all I have to do is win the game,

and that will destroy the virus?

Cutie, you should've started with that.

Let's play.

GAME NARRATOR:
Barbie enters the game.

Hey, watch it.

GAME NARRATOR:
Bella enters the game.

Oh, look, a newb.

- Hey, Kris, check out the competition.

- KRIS:
Hey.

GAME NARRATOR:
Kris enters the game.

Really, Bella? Heh.

- She doesn't look like competition to me.

- Hmm.

[GRUNTS]

Oh, really?

I can skate.

- BELLA:
Ooh, she talks.

- KRIS:
Ha.

That means you can say,

"Congrats on your win, Bella."

I think you mean,

"Congrats on your win, Kris."

So you're NPCs?

- You're an NPC.

- Yeah.

Okay, what's an NPC?

Non-player character.

You're not controlled by a real-life player.

Trust me, no one controls Bella.

You'd better believe it.

- KRIS:
We're pretty good.

- BELLA:
Yeah, for sure.

Uh, one more thing, Barbie.

Before you begin, it is important

that every level you do win.

No problem.

These two will be so busy trying to

beat each other that I can just sail on by.

Let's do this.

Are you ready for

what the Kris is cooking?

That doesn't even make any sense.

[BEEPING OVER SPEAKERS]

ANNOUNCER:
Racers, ready?

Racers to the start line.

[LAUGHING]

Get set.

Three, two, one...

...go.

Huh?

See you.

Wouldn't wanna be you.

I don't think so.

Unh! You're gonna need more

than a couple of fancy moves to beat us.

You should see my dance moves.

- Huh?

- Huh?

Wow, she's good. Kind of.

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