Bare

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- You get the f*** out.

- Hey!

- F*** off!

- Get the f*** out, b*tch!

F***. Ah, ow!

F***..

Sarah?

Sarah?

They're out of whole milk.

Can you call someone about it?

Yeah.

Can somebody bring some

whole milk to, uh, register 9?

It's code 258.

Uh, mom, I'll just bring

the milk home with me, okay?

Okay. You got it?

Let's go, babe.

They want you

in the stock room.

But I just got here, like...

I'm just following

orders, Sarah.

Are you gonna pay for that?

Yeah, I was just...

I was just trying it on.

Um, here, I can..

Hmm, I don't have

any money right now...

- You're holding up the line.

- Okay, I'll... I'll do it.

Here.

I can't..

Oh, my God..

I just wanna have

good cleavage, you know?

I wanna look really hot

in my wedding dress.

I can't believe you have

to invite Jenny to the wedding.

Oh, I put her in the last

table with all the old people.

You know,

she actually made it seem like

I was shoplifting at work.

What a b*tch.

She's literally

the spawn of Satan.

You know what you should tell her?

What?

You should go up to her

and be like..

Go f*** yourself.

Let's look at her page.

Eww! Eww! Look at her page!

Eww! Look at that

profile picture!

Eww! Eww! Eww! Eww!

Oh, my God,

she's so f***ing uptight.

I'm telling you

somebody needs to loosen her up.

Uh, sold that piece of sh*t?

I couldn't sell

that piece of sh*t... f***ing..

I can't believe you missed it.

Ah, Lucy didn't wanna go.

What the f***, man?

You're a p*ssy!

I... I thought, I thought you

were supposed to get married.

I thought you were supposed

to get married next weekend.

You don't know

when my f***ing wedding is?

It's just so crazy

that you're getting married.

- Okay, okay.

- I know.

- Guess what, Romeo?

- Which one do you think?

I won't have to..

Champagne shimmer,

ballet pink or snow bunny?

God, all look the same.

No, they're slightly different.

- What is that smell?

- It's garbage night.

They're burning garbage over there.

Oh, right.

It's the smell...

of hometown heroes.

Which one do you like the best?

- I like snow bunny.

- Alright.

- How long have you lived here, huh?

- My whole f***ing life.

How long have you lived here?

- Yeah, here you go, you piece of sh*t!

- Hey, man!

Oh, Blue Room.

Cheap titties, free herpes.

Jack is making

some weird noises.

Jack, Jack!

Shh!

Ow! You just pulled my hair.

Hey, man, could you take

me home, dude? -F***!

What the f*** you think this is? A car service?

Go back to your seat.

This is why you don't come

places with us. F***!

Ah! Oh, my God! -Dude, what

the f***, man? Come on!

Last stop, everybody.

Get the f*** out.

- Billy, that's not funny.

- You're a dick.

- Yeah, get your own car.

- Bye, Lucille.

- Bye! Call me.

- Bye, Haden.

- I will.

- Sweet dreams.

Hey, man, you need to go

home and sober up.

- Get home.

- Oh!

- Go sober up.

- Okay.

I'll drop you home?

- I can walk.

- No.

Don't be crazy. Come here.

It's a very festive cake.

Where did that come from?

I got it at Super Town.

I got everything there.

Sure beats hauling off

to Gibson's.

- It's such a long ride.

- Are you kidding me?

- Hey!

- Oh, hi, oh hi.

How are you? Thanks for coming.

- Oh, hi.

- Oh, John's here.

- Hey!

- Hey, Suzy, look who's here?

- Hey.

- Hi, John.

How are you? Good to see you.

Happy birthday, princess.

Here you go.

How's my lucky girl?

I-I hear Super Town's

opening up a second location.

Yeah, they... -Yeah, that's a great

business model they got going.

Just hang on to what you got.

You could move up.

Become manager.

- Mm.

- Yup.

Linda? Oh, give me

some napkins?

Sorry about that. Here you go.

Oh, thank you. Have any..

Yeah, right here.

They found him

in the bathroom..

- I see you like that.

- Well..

- But it's an all boys' school.

- Exactly.

Wait till his wife finds out.

Patricia in the office

was telling me and so..

She doesn't know it though.

It's gonna be awful.

Oh, no.

- Ready for cake?

- Yeah!

Happy birthday, Suzy!

Get 'em, get 'em, get 'em!

One more.

Good girl.

- Happy birthday!

- Happy birthday, honey.

Audrey, get off

the floor, honey.

Sarah?

Sarah?

Guy wants to talk to you.

Have a seat.

Sarah..

You're just not

Super Town material.

Karma's a b*tch.

Happy birthday, Sally.

Love, your friends

at Super Town.

We love you.

Mmm.

Hey.

Hello?

- Excuse me...

- Hey!

Hey.

What are you doing?

Well, what are you doing?

'Cause I could call the cops,

you know..

- Uh..

- If I wanted to.

Uh, don't do that. I'm sorry.

I was just sleeping.

What, do you live here?

No, this, um..

Used to be my dad's.

What is it? A junk shop?

No, these are..

Antiques and secondhand stuff.

Well, I'll get out

of here. Bah!

How did you get in here anyway?

The backdoor was open.

Huh.

Is that my shirt?

It's a white Tshirt.

Lots of people

have white T-shirts.

Oh, there's pizza in here.

You want it?

You want my slice?

I'm fine, but thank you.

Okay, well, you can

have it for later then.

Come in.

Can I use your bathroom?

Yeah, it's just over there.

Oh!

Listen, um, I'm, uh..

I'm really sorry, you know

for sleepin' here last night.

Okay, so..

I've been staying

at my friend Diana's

but she's really f***in' crazy.

So crazy that I had to get

the f*** out of there.

I tried sleepin' in my truck

but then these cops

kept bothering me

and... and then I found this

place and it was really cute

so I just came in. It was open.

Cool.

Umm..

Sarah.

I'm Pepper.

Nice to meet you.

Oh, wow.

That's really good.

- Oh, my God.

- Oh, no.

I was just being..

That was me being...

No, but that's like a

paintin' and then you paint..

You continued the paintin'

and now it's a bigger paintin'.

That's a Van Gogh sh*t.

That's really good.

Yeah.

You wanna drink?

No, I'm... I'm okay.

Scared I have cooties?

Come on.

Aah! Aah!

It's like water to me.

Are you from around here?

I just moved here from Vegas.

So what do you do here for fun?

Umm, I just kind of hang out.

Spend a lot of time here,

I guess.

Oh, this is really cool.

You got one on sharks?

I watched those sometimes.

Animals' lives are so much

more interesting than humans.

Oh, my God!

Those are pretty cool.

Intelligent octopus.

That's what I am.

- You're an octopus?

- Check this out.

They can camouflage themselves

to whatever surrounding

you know that there is.

I'm an octopus.

I'm whatever is behind me.

I am..

The hat.

- Is that good?

- Uh-huh.

- You want a smoke?

- Yeah, sure.

My dad's, uh, giving me

one of his lots next week.

- You didn't tell me that.

- Yeah?

You're looking

at the new manager, baby.

- That's really cool.

- You should come work for me.

That turn you on?

You wanna go again?

You're an idiot.

I'm your idiot.

It's good for us.

Alright, grab your stuff.

I'll wait right here.

I think I'm gonna

stay here tonight.

Oh, come on, now,

you know your mom

doesn't like you sleeping here.

Well, you know

she doesn't have to know.

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