Bark Ranger Page #5
- PG
- Year:
- 2015
- 90 min
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Just let me concentrate
for a second!
Would you like me
to pull out the map
- of the hidden shack in the woods?
- Yeah, you do that.
- Show me the map!
- I don't have one.
We didn't create one.
Why would you bring it up then?
Don't answer that.
Hang on a sec,
that tree looks so familiar.
So we're heading the right way.
Okay-
(dim?)
C.
Attaboy. Hustle it.
Hustle it up!
Malayan.
- You gotta work out more.
- You could help me.
I am! I opened
the back of the thing.
Em'?
Listen up, you fine folks
from the Cedar Creek area,
we got reports
of two fugitives on the loose...
One with some kind
of a silly, striped shirt,
and the other
with a velvet leisure suit.
Please report any signs of them
to the authorities.
Now back to our music.
- We better get going.
- No, not until nightfall.
And we get rid of the other van.
Someone could find it!
Way out here?
Not likely.
Did you hear that?
(mm
I'm gonna go pee!
What is this doing way out here?
I don't know.
Weird.
Should.
There you are.
So how far have we come
since we left the main path?
I think we're about...
right here.
Hmm.
This isn't right.
According to this, the path
to the gold claim starts below here.
- So?
- So the path we're on winds down.
- This doesn't wind.
- Let me see.
Then it starts...
down there.
- Oh yeah.
- I think.
Let's.
Ranger.
Did you hear that?
Are you nuts?
Let's get outta here.
- We'll make a run for the border.
- Which border?
Whichever one we hit first.
I hope it's Hawaii.
If they find out and report
that we're driving
a stolen truck
- full of stolen gold to the...
- Cops.
You know what that could mean?
They'd get an award
from City Hall?
No, you giant numbskull!
It means we lose everything!
I did not eat charred squirrel,
sleep on the floor,
and wipe my butt
with itchy leaves
to walk away with nothing!
Those leaves were pretty itchy.
I say we follow them,
steal this gold
they're talking about.
But wait, we already have gold.
This way we get more!
Isn't that just greedy?
We're criminals, Carl!
Is there any kind other than greedy?
Gamma.
- Let's make a move!
- Yeah.
Go! Carl!
Blake, it's Hank
over at the Sheriff's office.
Hey, what's up, Hank?
We got a positive print ID
on the Festrunk brothers.
They still in the area?
Looks like it.
We got all available units on this,
but not enough
to cover your area.
Want me to keep an eye on it?
It's a long shot,
but you never know.
Yeah, my boy and his friend are
in these woods. I'm on it!
"Hey, if you see the Festrunks,
ca" it in.
Do not approach.
Over.
Copy that.
Can't promise you that, Hank.
Go-
Good.
Remember when we had
to take school in prison?
Whoa, man!
Don't remind me.
That teacher was mean!
Yeah, they were hard on ya,
but firm but fair, you know.
Yeah, but the multiplication...
Wait a minute!
I smell something!
Something dangerous...
and stupid.
I think someone's following us.
And they're not being
Wait a minute.
What if that van
belonged to the guys
who stole that gold?
Yeah, you're right.
Larry, don't move a muscle.
It's just a retriever.
A a.
What's it gonna do?
Lick us to death?
- Head for the cabin!
- You made him mad!
Move your feet, little brother!
Run, Carl!
Target acquired!
I'll never get that taste
out of my mouth!
No, wait!
Larry!
- Stupid dog!
- Uh-oh!
No, n0. no, no, no'.!
Ranger!
That was a gunshot.
What if they hurt Ranger?
Firing an antique firearm
without thoroughly checking
the barrel for obstructions?
Was a poor decision on my part
and for that, I apologize.
$331515?
$331515?
My bad.
Apology accepted.
Now we shall never
speak of this again, Carl.
Let's go get those kids!
Sure, I could go for some squid.
Yes!
Wait, did you hear that?
What's that sound?
- Ranger!
- You didn't think they got me, did ya?
Am I ever glad to see you, boy!
Hang on!
Your jacket smells
like that shack
those guys ran into.
Oh!
We should go!
He wants us to go back there?
- Ranger, the bad guys are over there.
- I think they went that way.
How do you know
they're this way?
- How do you know they're not?
- Larry...
Quick, follow me!
Ranger, wait up!
Ranger, why'd you want us
to come in here?
Oh, that's it!
Skeletor here smells like the jacket!
Not to mention old farts, yuck!
Is that who I think it is?
Van {fife
I was right!
My nose rocks!
What's that?
Wait a sec.
It fits!
Can I see the map?
Yeah, sure.
See? We're at
the starting point.
This is where the gold claim is.
Kids!
Quick, let's head out the back!
Yeah, I'll just stay here
and hold 'em off.
Hey, why do I always
have to do the dirty work?
Kids? C'mon out.
We've got ice cream!
- Ice cream?
- I like ice cream.
Open up, kids.
Look, we can explain about
the SUV full of gold.
Carl! They don't know
the SUV is full of gold,
- but now they do.
- Forget what I said
and just come on out
for the ice cream.
They're not going for ice cream!
I got an idea!
Does it involve ice cream?
Come on.
Malayan.
Double!
Double knot it!
I know how to tie
two knots, thank you!
Come on, come on, come on!
- Go for launch!
- Going!
Watch this!
Carl!
Ow-
Carl! You okay, buddy?
Where'd it get ya?
In the toe!
Up you go, buddy.
Let's walk it off.
Oh no!
And now you're twins!
Oh, those toe-shots really hurt, Carl!
Boy, that sure takes
the will to live
right out of you, does it not?
- Yes they do, little brother.
- Let's go have a lie-down.
THEME:
Hey, the kids.
It hurts more when you walk.
We can use Philo's map,
and this should help us.
If you weren't from the country,
you wouldn't even know
how to read that map.
I guess you're right.
Wig may.
You know, these two monkeys
just don't know when to give up!
Carl, this way.
I heard them over here.
Larry, if we get in the trees,
we can get a good vantage point.
Carl, I'm stuck.
Carl, watch out!
Why did you throw that rock?
They hear the sound there,
we'll catch them coming around.
But I was there
when you threw it.
for good this time!
Okay, so it says
"Two step from one".
What does that mean?
Some kind of trick?
I guess Uncle Philo was worried
to the gold claim,
so maybe he set traps.
6333"'
Mummy?
It means two-step,
a dance you do in country music.
So why would we need
to two-step across there?
I don't know.
Shall we?
You're gonna have to lead,
'cause I don't two-step.
A:
Randy-am.
Where'd you learn it, city girl?
My mom loves country music.
Okay-
Quick-quick,
,,
slow-slow.
Turn here.
Now watch out for the bush.
Wait a minute.
RBI-Ii?
There's poison ivy
behind those bushes.
Uncle Philo must have
planted them there
to keep people off his trail.
Wow.
Let's keep going.
Rivers, hills,
two bumbling bad guys.
I'm gonna need
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