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myself.
Right.
Start me off.
Now...
Now's a good
a time as any.
No. "Now" is the first word.
Oh.
Now is the...
Now is the... what?
Now is the what?
Now is the the
winter of...
Now is the winter of what?
...Our discontent.
Now is
the winter of our discontent...
That's what I said!
Don't you listen, schmuck?
I listen!
Frank, don't prompt
me unless I ask.
If I ever need one, I will
just say, "Line".
Line.
Made glorious summer
Line.
By this sun of York...
Line.
And all the clouds that
lour'd upon our house
In the deep bosom of
the ocean buried.
God, that was a killer.
Let's take a break.
You've only
done four lines.
Oh shut up, Frank.
Please Mr. Barrymore,
we must be serious.
All right, Simon Legree.
What's next?
Now are our brows...
Now are our brows...
You know I can
recite two entire
plays by Shakespeare.
I know you've heard that
when I made pictures,
I use blackboards
once in a while, placed
in strategic positions.
Bound with victorious
wreathes...
Well, it's true!
What the hell's
wrong with that?
Bound with victorious
wreath es...
Doesn't mean I'm losing
my marbles, does it?
Bound with
victorious wreathes!
That's right,
keep after me!
Come on! Come on! Come on!
Tonight all is well.
Franklin is at the helm.
What are you doing?
You know what
the manager says.
I do not give a rat's ass
what the manager says.
No drinking on
the premises.
No, no, the drink, the
drink - O my dear Hamlet,
The drink, the drink!
I am poisoned.
Maybe I should do Hamlet.
No, no. Too late.
Alas, middle-aged actors
shouldn't play Hamlet.
Although, I don't look
middle-aged, do I, Frank?
Not anymore.
Malevolent b*tch.
Oh cruelty, thy
name is Franklin.
Condescending Gnat!
Prompter's!
Ah!
So, it's Richard
Crookback or nothing.
And if I don't do it.
Some other ham will beat
me to it. Right, Frank?
Right, sir.
All right, let's
get cracking.
You probably hadn't noticed,
but I tend to stagger.
My father, God rest his soul,
was a great staggerer.
"Staggering is a sign of
strength Jackie," he would say.
"Only the weak have
to be carried home. "
Where were we?
Grim-visaged war -
Grim-visaged war hath
smooth'd his wrinkled...
Aaah!
Ethel sent me these.
Red apples have been the
Barrymore good luck wish -
or the family curse
- for generations.
Here Frank, chew
on that you walrus.
I don't know why
I ever went into theater.
Lionel and I wanted to be
painters - great painters
of the American spirit,
like Homer, Eakins,
Whistler, Bellows.
Ethel wanted to
be a pianist.
But, I loved my drawings.
You may not know this,
Frank, but I was for a
time political cartoonist
for the evening journal.
Really, sir?
Oh, yes.
Some of my happiest moments
boarding house on 34th
Street - a hangout for the
tough newspaper crowd.
Aah!
Magnificent wastrels!
How come ya always draw
Teddy Roosevelt standin'
in the tall grass?
Because, my dear fellow, I
never learned how to draw feet.
Another fatal flaw,
which got me fired.
I was so in love with my
goddamn profile back then.
All my drawings
looked like me.
So it was back
to the stage.
Dear old Ethel came to the
rescue - got me a job.
But acting isn't an art.
It's a scavenger
profession...
a junk pile of the arts.
It's just that we
three were trapped in
the family cul-de-sac.
The Barrymores
and the Drews!
The Drews and the Barrymores!
They wrote a
play about us.
We were the theater's
Royal Family
and I was the Clown Prince.
Somewhere along the way,
things got a bit shaky
but it's paid well.
That's the narcotic.
Frank?
Yes, sir.
Do you think my fans will
remember me when I'm a has-been?
Of course they do,
Mr. Barrymore.
I don't know what I'd do
without him, but I'd rather.
Incidentally, Frank, why
haven't you been drafted?
The army didn't want me.
Why not?
I'm 4-F.
Flat Feet?
No.
Weak eyes?
No.
Homosexual.
Well, W.C. Fields and I were
turned down for Home Defense.
You know what that
impudent girl behind the
registration desk said?
"Who sent you, the enemy?"
W.C. Replied, "Please correct
me if I'm wrong, my little
hermaphrodite, but is that
your truss that's chafing you,
or is your
tutu too tight?"
Homosexual?
Did you have to tell them?
I didn't.
Well, how did they know?
I think they guessed.
Damnit, you're a good man.
To own up to a
thing like that.
I must say,
you've got guts.
I'm proud of you.
You're outspoken, honest,
incredibly frank - Frank.
You know, the quaint irony
of it is I've sometimes
wished I'd been born on
your side of the fence.
It's when I blamed women
for my troubles and think
all dames are poison.
Odd, that, considering I adore
women more than do most men.
Even though all four wives
were bus accidents.
Katherine, Dolores, Blanche -
Didn't Blanche come
before Dolores?
Katherine, Blanche, Dolores
- and then Eileen.
Elaine.
Elaine. You're right.
Funny how they all
aspired to be actresses.
Can you countenance that?
Well, I don't know.
I loved them.
Yes, I did, God knows.
however that there won't
be a fifth ex-Mrs. Barrymore.
fire to myself.
I, - that am not shap'd
for sportive tricks...
Frank?
Yes?
I, - that am not shap'd
for sportive tricks...
Oh, uh -
Nor made to court
an amorous...
To strut...
To strut...
Before a wanton...
Wanton...
Ambling...
Ambling...
Nymph...
What?
Nymph!
Blue mirrors for eyes, a
taffy-haired debutante.
Every vowel a dipthong...
over my best whitepique hat.
Foolish girl.
For twenty years, Katherine
and I were ecstatically happy.
And then we met.
Who came after her?
Don't tell me. Tell me.
Blanche.
Blanche. That's right.
Known as Michael.
Yeah, Michael.
That's right...
She was Blanche when I met
her, But wouldn't you know?
She changed into
Michael, a regular Joe.
She had a face of
a Romney portrait,
and the soul of a marine.
But she kindled
fire in me.
I kindled fire in her.
We wore matching outfits.
She looked like
George Sand.
And then Miss Sappho of
1920 hove into view like
an oil tanker.
Mercedes di Acosta
was her name.
She doted on Blanche.
Mercedes was more
butch than Spartacus.
God,
who can forget her handshake?
Ah, buenos dias, senor.
Que hombre!
And your wife,
Miguel, que mujer!
Ai-yi-yi!
Put'er there, senor.
Ai-yi-yi!
I don't have to tell you
that divorces cost more than
marriages... but goddamnit!
They're worth it!
Lord, the sh*t I put myself
through all those years.
I don't mean just
the marriages.
But those absurd
plays,... all those flops!
One goddamned cow
pie after another.
And then, out of the
Chaos, Ned appears.
My Warwick, my
king-maker, my Voltaire.
Ned Sheldon.
Age twenty-five, a
playwright, just out of
Harvard, with a
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