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DANCE THE CHUGGA CHUGGA

WHINE IT!

CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA

GRINE IT!

CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA

FEEL THE HUMANITY ME BREDREN,

FEEL THE LOVE!

FOR IN THE EYES OF THE MUSIC,

WE ARE ALL AFRICAN!

UNITY!

PEACE!

OH!

[CROWD]

GO WHITE BOY GO WHITE BOY GO!

[CHANTING CONTINUES]

GIVE IT UP:

FOR EMCEE J.--

J.!

ALL RIGHT, RIPPIN IT UP,

RIPPIN IT UP, RIPPIN IT UP.

HEY, YO YO YO YO, COME HERE--

WHERE YOU GOING? WHERE YA GOING?

COME HERE MAN, COME HERE MAN,

LET ME GET A CLOSE LOOK ON YOU.

COME HERE CASPAR.

LET ME SEE YOU... OH!

HE IS WHITE!

BLACK PEOPLE,

HE'S WHITE!!

[CROWD CHEERS]

HEY MAN, HEY MAN,

WHY YA HAVE TO GO

FOOL MY HEAD LIKE THAT, MAN?

WHY? ALL RIGHT,

LETS HAVE:

THE OTHER CONTESTANTS UP, YEAH?

GET A BIT OF CROWD RESPONSE

TO THESE PEOPLE HERE, SO RIGHT.

PLEASE PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER

FOR EVERYBODY TONIGHT.

COME ON NOW.

MAKE UP SOME NOISE.

ALL RIGHT,

DRILLAMAN!

[BOOS AND APPLAUSE]

OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.

HOW BOUT THE ENZ?

[BOOS AND APPLAUSE]

AW BABY.

HEY, MY MAN

PIMP PARTY?

[BOOS AND APPLAUSE]

OKAY.

HOW ABOUT...

MC J.J.?

[CROWD CHEERS]

WHOO!

OKAY.

ROUND ONE TO J.J.!

THE BLUE-FOOT'S

THE BOY TO BEAT.

ROUND TWO:

IN 15 MINUTES, YEAH?

LETS GET SWEATY,

LETS GET DRUNK,

LETS GET MAD,

LETS GET CRAZY,

LETS GET MESSY!

LETS BRING ON THE BOYS NOW.

OUR VERY OWN:

FROM LONDINIUM.

THE RIGHTEOUS...

RIGHTEOUS CREW!

PEOPLE, ARE YOU

READY?

ME SAY PEOPLE ARE YOU READY?

BROKEN WINGS:

CAN FLY AGAIN NOW

BE YOUR ANGEL,

YOUR HERO AND FRIEND

JAMMIN' EVERY PLACE

WE GO:

I CANNOT TOUCH:

THE CLOUDS...

ALONE...

CAN'T TOUCH

THE CLOUDS ALONE

BLESSED TO READ THE FEATURES,

BEST I SEEN IN AGES

HAVE THIS THING FOR GIRLS

WITH SEXY CLOTHES

AND ANGEL FACES:

TELL ME WHAT'S YOUR STATUS

CAPTURED BY YOUR FREQUENCE

I CAN SEE YOU BY MY SIDE

UPON YOUR DAILY GRACES

IF I SEEM IMPATIENT,

THAT'S NOT 'CAUSE

I'VE LOST MY PATIENCE

IT'S JUST WE MAY NEVER

MEET AGAIN:

SO TIME IS SACRED

IT IS NOT FOR WASTIN'

SO WHY CHOOSE:

NOT TO WASTE IT:

SHE'S GOT ME GOIN' CRAZY

GOD, CAN'T LOOK,

IT'S SO AMAZING

WE CAN LIGH OUR FLAME AGAIN

WE CAN FIGH THE WORLD AGAIN

REDEMPTION,

REDEMPTION:

BABY STEPS TO REACH THE END

ALL OPPRESSION WE'LL DEFEND

HATE CAN'T BREAK US

NUH-UH.

WE CAN LIGH OUR FLAME AGAIN

WE CAN FIGH THE WORLD AGAIN

REDEMPTION:

REDEMPTION:

BABY STEPS TO REACH THE END

ALL OPPRESSION WE'LL DEFEND

HATE CAN'T BREAK US

YO,

[MUSIC DIMS]

ORLY.

I CAN'T HELP IT, RUDEBOY!

YOU KNOW:

I'M HELPLESSLY HORNY

WHEN YOU CHAT BLACKNEY

LIKE THAT.

[LAUGHS]

YOU THINK:

YOU'RE HELPLESS NOW,

WAIT TILL I GET YOU HOME,

JJ...

SOON AS WE REACH YARD,

MAN,

BEFORE THE DOOR EVEN CLOSE,

YOU GET ME?

GONNA WINE YOU:

AND GRINE YOU,

MAKE YOU FEEL:

MY LOVER'S ROCK.

[LAUGHS]

WHY IS THA SO BLOODY SEXY?

'CAUSE BLACKNESS IS REALNESS.

REALNESS IS SEXY.

WHAT, AND YOU

ENDED UP WITH:

THE WHITEST BOY:

ON THE PLANE THIS SIDE

OF PRINCE CHARLES.

YOU AIN'T WHITE, ORLY.

YOU'RE BLINDING.

WE CAN LIGH OUR FLAME AGAIN

WE CAN FIGH THE WORLD AGAIN

REDEMPTION, REDEMPTION

BABY STEPS:

TO REACH THE END

ALL OPPRESSION:

WE'LL DEFEND

HATE CAN'T BREAK US

[MUSIC DIMS]

WHASSUP?

OH MY DAYS, WHASSUP!

ILLMANICS, YEAH?

M.C. KKK, MC VENOM,

MC EGGY, YEAH,

BOSS MAN,

BOSS MAN, I FEEL YOUR WORK,

LEGENDS MAN, LEGENDS!

YOU'RE THE MANAGER.

PEACE, FAM.

I KNOW YOU?

MC J.J.!

SECOND ROUND,

TWO MINUTES!

SECOND ROUND?

[VENOM]

WHAT THE RAAS HAPPENED

TO THE FIRS' ROUND?

YEAH, I'LL FIX IT.

HEY BIG MAN,

HAVE I EVER F***IN'

LET YOU DOWN?

[COMPERE]

YOU HAVE NO REASON

TO GET HOSTILE.

IT AIN' GONNA HAPPEN.

I KNOW, BUT WHO DO

THEY WANNA SEE?

I CAN TELL YA:

WHO THEY AIN'T GONNA SEE.

MC GAY-GAY?

J.J.

FROM WHERE?

BRISTOL, MAN.

WEST COUNTRYSIDE ENZ.

TRICKY, MASSIVE ATTACK,

MC J.J.!

I LOVE YOUR WORK, FI TRUE.

I FEEL THAT SH*T.

[KKK]

YOU FEEL THAT SH*T?

BELIEVE.

YO FANG.

WHA' GWAN, FAM?

YOU'RE MAKING ME LOOK BAD.

I BRUNG YOU IN:

'CAUSE YOU RECKONED

YOU COULD MANAGE.

SO, WE SKIPPED

THE FIRST ROUND OR WHAT?

[FANG]

THEM RECKON WE MISSED

THE WHOLE THING, PERIOD.

WE BOUNCED!

BOUNCED?

BOUNCED?

BOUNCED, BROTHER.

YOU MEAN YOU DID STAN' THERE

AND LET THEM TELL YOU

WE WAS BOUNCED AND NEVER

TELL 'EM NUTTIN' BACK?

WHAT YOU WANT ME

'A TELL 'EM, MAN?

"IT'S 'CAUSE

WE'RE BLACK"?

THE ILLMANICS IS BOUNCED,

AND THE LITTLE WHITE

PIG-F***ER

FARM BOY IS T'ROUGH?

HOW YOU PULL THAT TRICK,

COUNTRY?

[ORLANDO]

HE WAS ON TIME?

ORLY...

YO!

MC J.J.!

GET READY,

YOU'RE GONNA BE UP!

[ORLANDO]

I'M COOL.

YOU'LL SEE ME BETTER

FROM OVER HERE, YA.

J.J.,

I'M COOL.

MC J.J., GET READY

TO TAKE THE STAGE.

COME.

OVER HERE.

PLEASE.

[LAUGHTER]

RIGHT HERE.

WHERE I CAN:

SEE YOU, YEAH?

YO,

SOON AS THIS TRACK DONE,

YEAH?

YEAH, MAN.

SAFE.

[CROWD SINGING]

[GASPS]

SORRY.

I'VE NOT SAID

THANK YOU, HAVE I?

GRATITUDE IS SOMEWHA OF A DYING ART.

ONCE A MAIDEN WOULD'VE AWARDED

HER KNIGHT HER FAVOUR TO WEAR.

AND HE WOULD HENCEFORTH

WEAR IT WITH PRIDE.

YOU KNOW IT WASN' YOUR FAULT, DON'T YOU?

THAT YOUR PEOPLE

DON'T APPRECIATE YOU.

IT MUST BE EVEN MORE

DISAPPOINTING FOR YOU,

WHEN IT COMES:

FROM YOUR OWN, LIKE THAT.

AS OPPOSED TO WHEN

IT COMES FROM YOUR OWN?

[CHUCKLES]

WELL,

YOU COME TO EXPECT IT FROM

THE WHITE-TRASH ELEMENT.

BUT NEVER FROM THE NICE

MIDDLE-CLASS WHITE BOYS.

I MEAN, THEY JUST LOVE

THE QUEERS, DON'T THEY?

TRUST ME, I'M UNDER NO ILLUSIONS

REGARDING THE MIDDLE-CLASSES.

BUT THEY DON'T GO QUEER-BASHING

ON THE STREETS.

NO, THEY GO QUEER-BASHING

IN THE PRESS:

AND THE HOUSE OF LORDS.

AND AS FOR THE BLACKS,

SURELY THEY SHOULD

UNDERSTAND OPPRESSION,

SHOULDN'T THEY?

AFTER ALL:

THEY'VE BEEN

THROUGH'?

WELL, SHOULDN'T THEY?

AFTER ALL,

WE'RE ALL ON THE SAME SIDE,

AREN'T WE?

AREN'T WE?

IN A WORLD WHERE

TWO AND TWO MADE FOUR,

WE SHOULD BE.

WHAT DOES TWO AND TWO MAKE

IN THIS WORLD?

A LYNCH MOB.

IT DOESN'T LOOK BROKEN.

I'M SORRY!

[DOOR CLOSES]

IT'S NOT YOU, IT'S ME

TRUTH IS--

I'M A BI OF A THEORETICAL QUEER.

STRONG ON CONCEPT,

LOUSY IN PRACTICE.

KISSING...

CONFUSES ME.

YOU ARE:

ARRESTINGLY LOVELY

AND INSTANTLY:

INTRIGUING:

AND HENCEFORTH,

I SHALL INVARIABLY

RECALL THE...

TREMBLING:

EXCITEMENT OF...

SITTING ON A BEAN-BAG

IN YOUR...

STRANGE LITTLE BURROW

OF A HOME.

AND I WILL SMILE AND WEAVE

FLORID FANTASIES

OF WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN

IF ONLY I'D HAD THE BALLS

TO ASK YOU OUT.

BUT IF I FUMBLE THROUGH

A CLUMSY ATTEMP TO ACTUALLY CONNECT WITH YOU

FOR REAL...

I'LL F*** IT ALL UP.

AND SO, REGRETTABLY...

I CANNOT STAY.

WAIT.

TO TREASURE.

[CROWD ROARS]

[J.J.]

HEAR ME NOW!

SECOND ROUND REACH!

WHITE BOY COME AGAIN

FE SNATCH THE CROWN!

WHINE IT!

CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA!

GRINE IT!

CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA!

OH, WHINE IT!

CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA!

GRINE IT!

CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA!

[MUSIC STOPS]

[SCRATCHING SOUNDS]

[VENOM]

NIGGAS REEEEACH!

THIS IS NOT A TES',

SAY THIS IS NOT A DRILL!

THIS DANCE HALL:

A REQUISITION BY THE PEOPLE

DEM LIBERATION ARMY

KNOWN 'PON THE STREE AS THE ILLMANIC CREW!

RESISTANCE IS FUTILE, REPEAT,

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