Bashment Page #9

ME NEITHER,

AND WE TURNED OU JUST FINE.

I LOVE HER AN' ALL DAT,

BUT TOUCHING HER

JUST AIN'T NECESSARY.

F*** THIS, MAN.

WHY YOU STRESSING ME?

I THOUGHT WE COME OU OF PRISON, STILL.

TAKES MORE THAN A KEY, CUZ.

IF YOU DON'T WANT TO DO THIS,

THEN WHY WE HERE?

SO YOU DON'T GO TO HELL.

A-HA.

A-HA.

B*TCH, WHERE'S THAT POPCORN?

MUSIC NOT MURDER.

RAGGA NOT RAGE.

[SAM]

SORRY I'M LATE!

OH, IT'S OKAY, YOU'RE HERE!

OH, YOU'RE HERE.

HOW'S IT BEEN GOING?

OH, COOL.

WICKED.

SAFE.

WELL, WHAT'S THAT?

OH, NO, IT'S--

AAH! OH MY GOD!

AAH! OH MY GOD!

OH MY--

MUSIC, NOT MURDER.

BEATS, NOT BEATINGS.

[BOTH]

MUSIC, NOT MURDER.

RAGGA, NOT RAGE.

MUSIC, NOT MURDER.

BEATS, NOT BEATINGS.

MUSIC, NOT MURDER.

[KEVAN]

MUSIC, NOT MURDER!

RHYMES, NOT CRIMES!

HI.

HI.

MUSIC, NOT MURDER,

TRACKS, NOT ATTACKS!

ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

ALL RIGHT?

OH, I'M GREAT.

JUST WICKED.

NO F***ING BOYFRIEND,

NO F***ING LIFE,

BUT HEY,

NO BRAIN DAMAGE!

OKAY?

I'M DOWNRIGHT LUCKY!

MUSIC, NOT MURDER.

VERSES,

NOT HEARSES!

J.J., EXCELLENT!

HEY.

EACH ONE,

TEACH ONE, COOL?

COOL.

HEY, I'M GONNA CHECK

BACK AT HIS PLACE, YEAH?

YOU JUST KEEP LOOKING,

YOU GET ME BRUV?

HEY, OI, EGGY!

I'M GONNA TRY THE PARK.

[EGGY]

ALRIGHT MAN,

YOU KEEP SEARCHING, YEAH?

OH NO, EGGY!

[J.J.]

EGGY!

EGGY, MAN!

J.J.!

HOW'S IT GOING,

YOU ALRIGHT?

GOOD TO SEE YOU, MAN.

HEY, WHERE'S VENOM AND...

HEY,

HEY, WHERE'S ORLY?

J.J., BRUV,

IT'S COOL--

WHERE'S ORLY,

YOU MURDERING BASTARDS?

[EGGY]

J.J., J.J.!

ORLY!

J.J., LOOK AT ME,

LOOK AT ME, LOOK.

ORLY IS FINE,

HE'S HERE SOMEWHERE.

J.J., WE'LL FIND HIM,

IT'S COOL.

IT'S COOL.

SORRY!

HELLO!

[VENOM]

ORLY, MY BROTHER!

WHERE THE F***, MAN?

[ORLY]

WHAT'S UP, BREDREN!

HOW YOU BEEN, MAN?

SURVIVING.

YOU LOOKING AFTER HIM, THEN?

FOR J.J., YEAH.

THAT'S GOOD, MAN.

THAT'S GOOD.

[VENOM]

SEE YOU AROUND, MAN?

PEACE.

PEACE OUT,

MY NIGGA!

F***'S SAKE!

BREDREN!

YEAH, FAIRY BOY,

LET'S GO YEAH!

[KEVAN]

OY!

WHAT THE F*** DO YOU THINK

YOU'RE DOING?

WONDERING:

WHO THE F*** YOU ARE.

I'M HIS FRIEND,

WHO THE F*** ARE YOU?

COME ON, ORLY.

WHO THE F*** AM I?

JUST THE NIGGA WHO'S GONNA

HOSPITALIZE YOU, MUTHAFUCKA.

OKAY, DURAN,

THERE'S NO NEED FOR THIS.

HE'S RIGHT, EGGY MAN, AIN'T NO

NEED TO ESCALATE, ALL RIGHT?

EGGY? F***IN' EGGY?

ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT,

GET YOUR F***ING HANDS--

KEVAN!

OR WHAT?

OR I'M GONNA

HAVE TO BE THE MUTHAFUCKA

THAT HOSPITALIZES YOU,

N*GGER.

[GIGGLES]

[EGGY/VENOM]

N*GGER?

N*GGER!

N-I-G-G...

E-R!

[SHOUTS]

COME ON!

GIVE ME YOUR BEST SHOT!

YOUR BEST SHOT!

YOU THINK WHITE MEN

CAN'T JUMP?

THINK AGAIN, MOTHERF***ER!

IT'S ALL RIGHT, PET.

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

YOU GET ME?

TIME, GENTLEMEN.

[GROANS]

[CAR HORN]

SWEETHEART!

[KKK]

I KNOW!

[CAR HORN]

ONE MINUTE!

ONE MINUTE, MATE!

BABYCAKES, HOW LONG YOU GONNA

BE IN THAT BATHROOM?

TAXI'S OUTSIDE!

I KNOW!

BLEEDIN' WOMEN.

POSSESS YOUR SOUL

WITH PATIENCE, MAN.

[WIND CHIMES]

BEAUTY TAKES TIME.

KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

OH MY GOD.

DIJON.

ALL IS FORGIVEN.

DIONNE.

TONIGHT, I'M DIONNE.

YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL.

MIND THE LIPS!

[DOOR OPENS]

[FRIENDS WALKING IN]

BATHROOM!

[EGGY]

HEY, YOU KNOW HOW LONG

AN AMBULANCE TAKES

TO REACH THESE ENDS?

[VENOM]

F***ING HELL, MAN,

IS WHA' YOU HAVE TO HIT HIM

SO HARD FOR?

YOU STARTED IT.

HEY, YOU GO SOME ANGER MANAGEMEN ISSUES.

JUST PUT HIM DOWN.

DANIEL?

F***'S SAKE, MAN!

WATER.

BATHROOM.

BATHROOM'S OCCUPIED!

WHO THE F*** ARE YOU?

DIONNE'S GIRLFRIEND.

[BOTH]

DIONNE?

DIJON, I'M

DIJON'S GIRLFRIEND.

HE ONLY JUST COME OU OF PRISON!

WATER!

I'M FINE.

F***'S SAKE, MAN, WATER!

KITCHEN, IT'S ONLY

UPSTAIRS.

F*** THAT MAN,

DIJON!

[VENOM]

OPEN THE DOOR, BLOOD!

LOOK, DIJON!

DIJON'S SICK.

OPEN THE DOOR MAN,

IT'S ME!

I'LL GO UP AND GET IT.

LORD JESUS CHRIST,

BABYLON REACH!

HEY, YOU LOT.

WHASSUP?

WHASSUP?

WHASSUP?

YOU STAND THERE,

LOOKING LIKE A:

DOWN-LOW J-HO,

AND YOU HAVE THE NERVE

TO ARX US WHASSUP?

WHAT THE F***

IS GOIN' ON?

NONE OF YOUR:

BUSINESS.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN

YOURSELF, DIJON.

AND WHO THE F*** IS THIS

IRRITATING B*TCH,

YOUR BOYFRIEND?

[ORLY]

HIS LOVER.

AM I RIGHT?

THAT'S YOUR LOVER?

I'M ORLANDO.

SH*T, J.J.!

[KEVAN]

J.J., MATE, WHERE ARE YOU?

YOU DO KNOW:

WHO I AM, YEAH?

YOU KNOW:

WHAT I'VE DONE?

DO YOU BELIEVE:

THAT'S WHO YOU ARE?

WHAT YOU'VE DONE?

WHAT ELSE CAN I BE?

HE'S ON HIS WAY.

WELL, WHY NO DO SOMETHING ELSE?

AND BECOME THAT?

[EGGY]

SO WHAT, YOU'RE GAY NOW?

NO, BLOOD,

I AIN'T GAY.

TRUST ME,

HE AIN'T GAY.

TRUST YOU?

YOU TURNED HIM:

INTO A WOMAN!

I AIN'T TRYING

TO BE A WOMAN, BREDREN.

CAN'T CALL ME BREDREN

DRESSED LIKE THAT, MAN!

[CAR HORN]

I BETTER PAY:

THAT TAXI OFF.

WE WERE GOING:

TO A BALL.

[LAUGHS]

A BALL?

OKAY, CINDERFELLA,

HELP ME UNDERSTAND, YEAH?

WHAT THE F***

IS GOING ON?

AIN'T YOU GO A FEMININE SIDE?

IF I HAVE,

IT DON'T LOOK LIKE THAT.

WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE?

A LADY TRUCK DRIVER,

PROBABLY.

F*** OFF,

THAT'S HIS JOB.

I DUNNO, DO I?

IT LOOKS LIKE LOVE.

LIKE WHAT?

HE SAYS IT LOOKS

LIKE LOVE, CUZ.

YOU LOT JUS COME AWAY FROM ME, MAN?

YOU ALL JUS TOO DAMN SISSY, MAN!

SO WHAT IF IT LOOKS

LIKE A LADY TRUCK DRIVER?

A LADY'S A LADY, INNIT?

HEY,

YOU STAY OUT OF IT,

YOU GET ME?

YOU ALRIGHT, DREAD?

YOU AIN'T CONCUSSED

OR NUTTIN, ARE YOU?

OH, I'M FINE, THANKS.

OH, MAN!

ORLY?

J.J.?

ORLY.

WHERE'VE YOU BEEN,

RUDE BOY?

LOOKING FOR YOU, ORLY.

THERE'S SOMETHING

WRONG WITH ME, ISN'T THERE?

THERE AIN'T NOTHING WRONG

WITH YOU.

YOU'RE PERFECT.

OH MAN!

OH MAN,

THAT AIN'T RIGHT.

THAT SH*T AIN'T RIGHT.

[ORLY GRUNTS]

HE PUT HIS TONGUE

IN MY MOUTH!

ORLY?

J.J. KISSES BOYS!

J.J. KISSES BOYS!

NO, ORLY, ONLY YOU.

IT'S ALRIGHT,

WE WON'T TELL ANYONE,

WILL WE?

J.J. KISSES BOYS.

[ORLY]

WOW,

WHOSE ARE:

ALL THESE RECORDS?

YO, LET ME, YEAH?

[RAGGA PLAYS]

RAGGAMAN!

[MUSIC STOPS]

WHAT'S WRONG?

IT'S RAGGAMAN, ORLY.

HE DOESN'T LIKE US.

WELL,

THEN WE JUST HAVE...

TO LOVE HIM MORE, INNIT?

IT'S TOO DISAPPOINTING, ORLY.

YOU GET INTO THE MUSIC,

AND YOU'RE DANCING HAPPY

FOR THAT FIRST MINUTE,

AND THE LYRICS:

JUST KICK YOU IN THE TEETH.

WELL, BEFORE THE LYRICS,

J.J., THERE'S JUST MUSIC,

AND THE MUSIC'S INNOCENT,

ISN'T IT?

MAYBE.

THEN IF WE JUST DANCE...

TO THE MUSIC...

SO ARE WE.

LET'S DANCE, J.J.

JUST FOR A MINUTE, YEAH?

IS WHA'Y'SAY,

STAR?

I SAY...

LYRICS.

LYRIC:

OH, DO YOU LOVE ME WHEN

I CUT YOUR THROAT DEEP?

OH, WILL YOU LOVE ME WHEN

I MAKE YOUR HEART WEEP?

OH, DO YOU LOVE ME WHEN

I TREAT YOU POORLY?

OH, DO YOU LOVE ME WHEN

I LEAVE YOU LONELY?

OH, DO YOU LOVE ME WHEN

I DON'T COMPLAIN?

OH, DO YOU LOVE ME WHEN

I BRING YOU DANGER?

OH, DO YOU LOVE ME WHEN

I RIP YOU...

HOW DO YOU LOVE ME?

HOW DO YOU LOVE ME NOW?

HOW DO YOU LOVE ME?

HOW DO YOU LOVE ME NOW?

HOW DO YOU LOVE ME?

HOW DO YOU LOVE ME NOW?

HOW DO YOU LOVE ME?

HOW DO YOU LOVE ME

AFTER ALL:

I'VE DONE?

HOW CAN YOU EVEN...

BE MY FRIEND?

STILL YOU HOLD ME

IN YOUR ARMS:

LIKE YOUR ONLY SON

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