Batman Unlimited: Mechs vs. Mutants

We can

now confirm the mysterious

freezing conditions

falling over Gotham city

are a result of an attack

by supervillains

believed to be connected

to the sightings

of a giant monster

roaming the streets.

Oh!

Scanning for target.

- Target acquired.

Huh?

Hmm.

Grandfather! No! What?

Oh, pennyworth.

I was pulling an all-nighter

but I guess I fell asleep.

Master Damian,

as we've discussed

on previous occasions,

a young man must have

adequate rest.

Those who wore the Robin mask

before you all...

Save the lectures, please.

Like you didn't hear about

what happened last night.

Last night?

Oh, you really didn't hear?

Well, don't worry.

The rest of the world has.

A guy on the street

caught it on his handheld.

I've got him, Batman.

Now that's funny.

Oh!

Let's just say it's a pretty

popular clip online.

-Hey, stop filming.

I do see why this has caused

you a measure of distress,

master Damian.

But the clown prince of crime

has long been Batman's

greatest enemy.

It is not surprising

that you found yourself

at a disadvantage

in your first encounter

with him.

Disadvantage!

I accidentally

leapt off a building.

If Batman hadn't been there...

I don't think

he's happy with me.

I wish red Robin was here.

It would be good to talk

to someone who's been through

the Robin training before.

It is unfortunate

that master Tim's work

with his team

keeps him away so much.

But you could speak

with master dick.

Nightwing?

He's not really giving off

come-talk-to-me vibes

right now.

Master Bruce.

I have prepared tea.

Thank you, Alfred.

Studying. Good.

That's what I was

trying to tell pennyworth.

I'm familiarizing myself

with your biggest villains.

Not good if it

keeps him up all night,

if I may say.

And where have you been, sir?

On patrol. Some trouble

in the bowery. Handled.

Hey, who is this little guy?

Oswald cobblepot.

The penguin.

Criminal kingpin.

How come I haven't

seen him around yet?

I sent him away for a while.

That cursed Batman.

It's all his fault.

Did I deserve this?

Being stranded up here

for over a year?

I just tried to make

Gotham city a more

livable place for criminal...

People like me.

And the Batman

always ruins everything.

I should be ruling

Gotham city,

not stuck in Mr. freeze's lab

of half-working machines.

--What?

I actually caught something.

Bah! Barely a minnow.

You take it, buzz.

You know, you're the only one

here I can talk to.

You understand me.

Oh, is it here?

Where did I put those things?

Oh, great. Mr. fun is back.

What's got your thermals

in a bunch, freeze?

Solitude.

That's all that I ask for.

And yet wretched humanity

keeps intruding upon me.

Wretched humanity?

If this is your way of saying

you don't want me

as a roommate anymore,

the feeling's mutual.

Just drop me off

in Gotham city.

I won't take it personally.

No, not you, penguin.

My territory has been invaded.

A new oil drilling platform

here on the ice pack?

Maybe they can get me

back to civilization.

For the 1,000th time

you'll be much happier

once you've turned

your back on humanity.

Living among them

brings nothing but...

...misery.

Ah!

Here we go.

What's that?

One of my inventions.

The key to our solitude.

Our solitude? Great.

My device can transform

a simple animal

like this tiny isopod,

into a monster.

Yes.

We shall defend what is ours.

Come, beast!

Come on, buzz.

We might as well see the show.

Drill coming in.

Get ready for setup.

Your occupation of my land

must come to an end.

You shall return

from whence you came.

Don't feign ignorance,

you gadflies.

My monster.

Attack!

- Oh, no.

Now, fools,

you know the consequences

of crossing Dr. Victor fries.

Well, Mr. freeze is crazy.

But he's always entertaining.

How could you even

hope to defend yourselves?

- You are powerless.

Victor, they are roughnecks.

Obviously here to drill.

They might have...

Yeah, one of those.

Darn! How dare you defy me.

In your face!

Laugh while you can.

My next monster

will eradicate you!

Next monster? Hmm.

Victor, wait!

Leave me alone.

I need to plan.

You want better monsters.

I think I can help.

How?

You had better

be serious, oswald.

I have never

been more serious.

However, to pull it off,

we have to return

to Gotham city.

Is this one of your tricks?

I assure you, far from it.

What are you waiting for?

To Gotham.

Yes. To Gotham.

Why so sad, buzz?

You don't think

I'd leave you behind, do you?

I need you to keep an eye

on this madman for me.

I am confident, sir,

that today's obligation

to Wayne enterprises

is present in your thoughts.

I haven't forgotten, Alfred.

The new technology showcase

at Wayne tower?

That's today?

In less than 10 minutes.

Isn't that super important?

We'll never make it in time.

Yes, we will.

Get in.

Alfred, you're on

logistical support.

- Of course, sir.

When do I get to drive?

We'll see.

-Soon?

-We'll see.

-I hope it's soon.

-Remember,

this is going to be

a Wayne enterprises function.

So, we have to wear

our costumes.

We're already

wearing our costumes.

These are our work uniforms.

Huh?

Stupid costume.

Aw, gross!

Who would eat this?

That couldn't be

what it sounds like.

Hilarious, madam senator.

I'll definitely have

to avoid that vintage.

Wow. He's so friendly.

Yeah, it freaked me out

the first time I saw it, too.

Oh. Hi, Mr. green arrow.

Watch it, Damian.

Here, it's Mr. queen.

Call me Ollie.

Sorry, Ollie.

Add that to the pile

of rookie mistakes

I've been making.

Eh, go easy

on yourself, kiddo.

We were all new once.

And you're training under him.

That's like jumping into

the deep end of the ocean.

Bat... the boss doesn't

seem very happy with me.

Hmm. Not talking much.

Acting grumpy.

-Yeah.

-That's just the way he is.

Green lantern took him

to a theme planet once.

The whole planet,

one big amusement park.

I asked him how it was,

you know what he said?

Enjoyable.

That's it.

Because he doesn't care.

Wrong. It's the opposite.

Underneath, he cares

more than any of us.

He has the biggest heart

of all.

That's why he has to

hide it so well.

- Mr. Wayne, I presume.

- Yes.

And you must be

general Sam Lane.

You've done your research.

I'm responsible

for the military's

technology budget.

And if today's demonstration

goes as well as it's

supposed to,

I'm going to make you

an even richer man.

In that case,

I'm very pleased

you're here, general.

Ladies and gentlemen.

If I could have

your attention.

I am Dr. Kurt langstrom,

the head of Wayne enterprises

research and development

department.

Wayne enterprises

has long produced

high tech drilling sledges for

mining in extreme conditions.

Now,

welcome to the next level.

This single operator

drilling mech's

plasma pincers

actually turn solid rock

into lava to safely

pass through.

We designed the mech

-for mining exploration

and extraction.

- Alfred.

- Why limit...

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