Bbuddah Hoga Terra Baap Page #2

Tell me, how's your

human existence in Paris?

Your sermon is over, isn't it?

Yes.

- Then talk like normal people do!

Vijju, it's after rigorous practice..

that I mastered the

language of the scriptures..

I'm better off this way.

Whatever!

Do you have information

about the ACP?

Yes, my disciples

will give you the same.

And the hardware?

- What hardware?

Gun, bullet, bomb,

snapper, do you have a bazooka?

You will get it.

Vijju, I'd like to

tell you something.

The world is a better

place without violence.

The Lord above expects

this of his followers.

Your disciples

merely pray to the Lord.

I help the disciples to

meet the Lord personally.

Birji.. I have a jet-lag,

don't torture me.

I'm back after years,

it's time for a blast.

Of course.

Hi Amrita.

Hi.. Rohit.

Oh.. so, what do you do?

I am working in a

company as a Manager..

and like you now I have.

So good..

So, what are your hobbies?

Me, I love to swim..

I love to read books.

Wow! - So, who all are

there in your family?

Oh sorry!

Yes, sure.

Hey! Where are you?

Hey Amirta..

I'm talking to you.

How do you know my name?

My ears.. I can listen.

Match-making-dot-com?

You like him?

Marriage?

Well.. I'm thinking about it.

Don't marry him.

- Why not?

He's a flirt.

- How do you know that?

I've been observing him

for the past 15 minutes..

He doing the sweet talk,

just like I do.

He is a flirt.

What nonsense? He seems decent to me.

Do I look like a crook?

Of course not!

Sorry Amrita, I will have to rush.

I'll see you later..

No problem that's ok.. Okay bye.

So, what were you saying?

I was saying that..

people always try to look

decent and nice on the outside..

but on the inside..

you never know.

But I can lay a wager on this chap.

I am sure he has numerous affairs.

So what.. these days

almost everyone has affairs.

You aren't married yet,

that's why you think it is cool.

But after marriage, all things

cool will be out the window.

Listen..

if you're constantly checking

your inbox for new messages..

don't get married.

But if don't check your inbox..

Don't forget to invite me.

I'll attend your wedding.

Okay, carry on. See you later.

Wait a minute.. what is your name?

Vijju.

Hey..

how am I looking?

Sexy!

Did you hear that?

Hello..

- How was the guy.. do you like him?

He is a flirt.

What? Who said that?

A sexy old guy.

Sexy old guy?

You can meet him later.

- Okay.

Hello?

- Tanya..

Who is this?

You thought if you don't give

me your number, I won't find it?

The other day at the police station..

..you ridiculed me

in Shinde's presence.

Now everybody doubts that

we're seeing each other.

Fine.

I'll come over tomorrow and

lodge a complaint against you.

That will clear their doubts.

When can I expect you.. Tanya?

Who is he?

I don't know.

But if he puts his feet up on

the table, I'll teach him a lesson.

Hey!!

How dare you sit on my chair?

Get up!

You better listen to me.

Just go away or you

will be in a problem.

20 years ago when I sat on

this chair, there was no problem.

And today if there's a problem then..

beep the beep problem.

What?

I just used some cusswords.

- Cusswords? Beep the beep?

Exactly.

When I feel like using

a cussword, I say beep.

This works two way.

One, I don't use foul language.

Two, the person whom it's

intended to feels like a beep.

Get that, beep beep?

Good one, I like it.

Until now I felt good

using cusswords..

..today I feel good hearing them.

Who are you?

How dare you stand up to Mack?

Are you new in Mumbai?

New?

I have a very old

relationship with Mumbai.

Sit, let me give you my bio-data.

Mumbai and I have grown up together.

We enjoyed the rain, we've had fun..

We've danced, we've sung songs..

You have no idea about

the things I have done.

The new generation of kids..

They sing my songs, they

try to copy my style..

Let me show you what an original is.

You want to see?

- Of course!

Okay!

Hey Remo..

Call them.. Bring out

all the beautiful girls..

What an item!

A betel nut leaf from Benares

To set the mind free, it helps

A betel nut leaf from Benares

To set the mind free, it helps

A betel nut leaf from Benares

To set the mind free, it helps

Oh what a feeling!

And so he sets everything right

The guy from the banks of the Ganges

The guy from the banks of the Ganges

Girl when you movin'

Love the way, when you grooving

And everybody loose it

So go meera go, meera go, meera go

So go meera go, meera go,

meera go, say Go go

A betel nut leaf from Benares

To set the mind free, it helps

A betel nut leaf from Benares

To set the mind free, it helps

Oh what a feeling!

And so he sets everything right

The guy from the banks of the Ganges

The guy from the banks of the Ganges

Baby girl I'll make you feel so good

Baby girl I'll make

you feel all right

Baby girl I'll cry do trust me

Reach out and take a look right back

I'm the man from the

banks of the Ganges

When I say dance,

all of India dances

It's the real thing, nothing less

The betel nut leaf from Benares

Meera danced all night,

her anklets tinkling

Girl when you movin'

Love the way, when you grooving

And everybody loose it

So go meera go, meera go, meera go

So go meera go, meera go,

meera go, say Go go

Meera danced all night,

her anklets tinkling

And I danced without them

Meera danced all night,

her anklets tinkling

Meera danced all night,

her anklets tinkling

She danced

Meera danced all night,

her anklets tinkling

And I danced without them

Meera danced all night,

her anklets tinkling

The colours shower

bringing everything to life

The colours shower

bringing everything to life

The colours shower

bringing everything to life

The colours shower

bringing everything to life

Girl when you move it

Love the way, when you grooving

And everybody loose it

So go meera go, meera go, meera go

So go meera go, meera go,

meera go, say Go go

All that wasn't

served in a golden plate

All that wasn't

served in a golden plate

Came around the maiden's mate

Came around the maiden's

mate with a broken fate

The colours shower

bringing everything to life

M to the E to the ERA

Meera walk in, everybody say hey!

Everybody want a

little piece of that that

Then when she walk out,

she leave with me

Girl when you movin'

Love the way, when you grooving

And everybody loose it

So go meera go, meera go, meera go

So go meera go, meera go,

meera go, say Go go

In love with girls night and day

Girl when you movin'

Love the way, when you grooving

And everybody loose it

So go meera go, meera go, meera go

So go meera go, meera go,

meera go, say Go go

Go go

In love with girls night and day

Go go

And so the heart says

Why can't I have my way?

Girl when you movin'

Love the way, when you grooving

And everybody loose it

So go meera go, meera go, meera go

So go meera go, meera go,

meera go, Say Go go

What an item!

Come on let's move on.

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