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eyes on me, she has liked me.

She drove me crazy

wanting to marry me.

Back then I was 40 and she was 20.

Age difference doesn't matter.

You should've married her.

And what would I tell my wife?

Wife?

- Yes.

You were married?

I thought that you're a gangster.

And gangsters don't get married?

They get married twice,

sometimes even more.

I wanted to marry just

once and have lots of kids.

But..

my wife and I had just one.

But your mom just wouldn't accept it.

She'd come every day

decked in make-up.

In order to keep her away,

I set up a beauty parlour for her.

Wow! You set it up for her!

Yes.

On one hand was Sita,

my demure wife..

On the other was your mom,

a ravishing beauty.

And you know, Men are men,

they never learn.

I was caught.

My wife caught your mother and

me together a couple of times.

In the bedroom?

I am sure by now you've

thought that I am your real father.

Duffer!

Who gets caught in the bedroom?

It's usually a garden or a park..

There are malls and

theatres where you can get caught.

So.. You didn't have an affair?

Well, your mom and my

wife thought there was.

What?

- An affair!

So how did you convince

your wife there wasn't?

I wanted to convince her..

But then I had a lot of

police cases against me.

I lost and I was put

in prison for two years.

My wife came to

the prison to meet me.

She said she never

wanted to see me again.

My wife also said that she

would never tell our son about me.

I was set free.

I wasn't a gangster anymore.

I didn't know what to do in

this city, so I went to Paris.

I set up a pub. I

heard people's stories.

Didn't feel lonely anymore.

What brought you back to Mumbai?

I realized that my wife had

suffered because she was alone.

To prove herself..

she raised a

gangster's son to become a cop.

And now the gangsters want him dead.

Who is your son?

- That guy.

Which guy?

- ACP Karan.

Karan?

- Yes.

He doesn't know that the

gangsters are very dangerous.

He goes around without any security.

I tried to warn him,

I even attacked him.

But he is..

If he is your son..

Why did you insult him in the pub?

Setting!

I was setting him up.

He's not capable of handling a girl.

I pushed Karan, but it was

Tanya's heart that moved.

Mark my word, she

will apologise to him.

And then..

Then what?

Setting.

I apologise for what

happened that night.

You don't need to apologise Tanya..

Because you what you did was

right according to your boyfriend.

Boyfriend?

He isn't my boyfriend.

- You should've said it that night.

Why are you getting mad at me?

I just want to apologise.

I didn't know he

would behave like that.

Fine, I'll arrest him

and lock him up.

All these years you've

never cared about me.

I'd skip classes to

spend time with you.

But you're still the same.

Now I'm an ACP.

Really? So what?

So what?

You're an ACP.

You know this fact, I don't.

I know the Karan who would

spend time trying to charm me.

It's my choice if I say no..

but will you stop following me?

It was your mistake, now apologise.

What is it?

Have it.

Hey Mack..

I want to work.

What kind of work?

I will work in your gang.

My gang?

- Yeah.

You will work for the mafia?

You don't know this but I'm a founder

member of the mafia in Mumbai.

Did you know that?

That era is over.

Today, now..

what can you do?

Let me have your gun.

How many bullets in it?

About..

I don't know.

Four bullets.

- What?

Take a look.

How did you know?

Experience.

See that red bottle over there?

You know what my USP is?

Do you know what USP is?

- U..

My specialty.

- Specia..

The things my right hand can do,

the left can also do it.

Look there.

Hey!

You've probably seen in films..

When someone is shot in the forehead,

you can see a crater.

If you see another

bullet go through it..

You know it's shot from Vijju's gun.

So, are you giving me some work or..

Is the interview not over?

Forget about founder member.

You should be the

president of the mafia.

My gang needs you.

Come on.

Your contract killer

has wasted precious time.

This way..

Stand up straight.

This is our.. big den.

Once you're in, you can't get out.

It's like a maze.

Allow me to carry out the job.

I got a new gun from Germany..

I'm dying to use it.

Tedha! You will get

guns in the market..

..but where will you get the talent?

Now this is talent.

Come on.

Who is this old man?

Hey old man!

He is no old man.

He is my friend.

Check out his style.

Move it!

- Come on.

I said move it.

- Come on.

Anju bhai, this is Vijju.

He is a remarkable shooter.

I am sure you've never

seen such a shooter.

Really?

He is that good?

How good is your eyesight?

Sorry, can you even see?

Your fly is open.

You're laughing at me?

Don't provoke him..

What's he capable of doing?

Now listen to me.

- Let me go!

Listen..

Don't worry, relax.

I'm talking to him, sit.

There's a vein over here somewhere..

If I pull it out..

it'll be longer than a 100 metres.

You want to see me do it?

Never ever ask what

I'm capable of doing!

I know this city like

the back of my hand.

You grew up in the lanes

where I would micturate.

Get it?

- Mictu.. what?

To micturate..

is to pee.

Feculence is crap.

If you ever touch me, you

will end up as feculence.

Did you get it?

- Hey.. - No..

Silence!

- Oh.. go ahead, shoot.

Only a bullet can kill me, BP

and diabetes don't stand a chance.

If you have the courage, shoot.

Come on, shoot.

Wow!

I'm impressed.

It was a pleasure meeting you.

What'll will you have?

- Tea or coffee?

Tea and coffee don't

go well with club soda.

What a guy!

He thinks if he wears a helmet,

nobody will recognize him.

Great. It's done.

Now it's time to leave..

enough of goodbyes.

Leave.

There she is.

Hi..

- Hi.. how are you?

Good. - You are..

going around with the ACP?

Since when?

- Just started.

So what about marriage?

That's the problem.

Why is that?

Parents don't approve?

He only has a mother.

The problem is with my family.

It's impossible to convince my dad.

Why?

- He is against love marriages.

Okay.. what does he do?

Imran.. Imran.

come here. - The marriage

registrar is Prem nath.

His name may mean love in

Hindi but he is very tough.

Sir, Imran and Rekha.

Love marriages are on the rise.

Right, sir.

- What's happening?

A few romantic movies have done well.

So it's the season of love marriages.

What do you do?

Well, sir.. nothing.

Good..

and you?

- Well..

Very good.

You are eloping to marry?

How do you expect to live?

Sir, love will keep us alive.

Love will keep you alive.. very nice!

If parents choose a life partner

for you, isn't that good enough?

Sir, the older

generation didn't understand love.

Brilliant! Great!

Only your generation understands love.

People of my generation were idiots?

Yes?

Yes?

- Hi.. ACP Karan.

Premnath.

Sir, the thing is..

I like your daughter.

Good..

that's nice to hear.

And I would like to marry her.

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