Bbuddah Hoga Terra Baap Page #7

Tell me something..

Why do you wear two watches?

I'll tell you when the time is right.

How did you get my number?

If I can get you, your

number is no big deal.

Vijju, I'm not here to..

I haven't called you to

stay here permanently.

Just want to talk to you.

Where have you been?

I was in Paris.

What were you doing there?

- I was running my pub.

Right, so you can have

more girls around you.

That's the secret of my youth.

Otherwise I would've

grown old ages ago.

I've joined a gang.

I'll start a business.

What's your problem?

Using guns and bombs

don't suit your age.

You should watch devotional channels.

Sit.

Please sit.

What have you told him?

Whom?

- My son.

What have you told my son about me?

Nothing.

I'm sure you don't

have my photo at home.

That's why he didn't recognize me.

You..

You met him?

Yes, at the police station.

What did he say?

- What you just said.

He said my age and my

personality don't match.

I often thought that it was a

mistake to walk away from you.

But now I think..

it was the right decision.

I didn't want Karan to

follow in your footsteps..

and so I raised him away from you.

And he's now the ACP.

Right!

- What an ACP!

He couldn't even charm a girl.

Finally I had to set things right.

Set things?

You want him to become like you?

Who is the girl that

you have 'set' for him?

Okay.. never mind that.

Advise him to be careful.

Times are bad.

Please leave us alone.

We don't want your favour.

I still don't understand why..

I fell in love with you.

You know something Vijju..

You need to have a heart..

but you don't have one.

You don't have a heart.

- Really!

Have you ever heard of a

woman dying of a heart attack?

Baring a few.

Men die of heart attacks.

That's because men have a heart.

Telling me about hearts..

Listen.. The old man is very bad.

The lady went away crying.

I thought the lady was..

I felt ashamed..

poor lady..

Your husband works in Dubai?

- Yes.

How many times in a

year does he visit?

Once a year.

Sometimes once in two years.

You give a live commentary of

everything that goes on over here.

Has he ever told you what

goes on over there? - No.

Have you ever thought why not?

- What do you mean?

I mean, he definitely has a

few girlfriends over there.

Girlfriends? No!

- Yes.

If a man does something wrong

and keeps it from his wife..

he will act very sweet

when he is with her.

If you don't believe me,

go to Dubai and check.

My David isn't like that.

But that's how it is over there.

- What?

Third degree torture

is an amazing therapy.

It kicks in and the

criminals come out with the truth.

I planted the bomb.

Kabir ordered me to do it.

Lot of powerful people in

the capital are behind this.

Where is Kabir bhai?

- I don't know, sir.

Where is Kabir?

- I don't know, sir.

Is he in Mumbai or Dubai?

I don't know.

What.. what are you doing?

Just a minute.

Where were you?

What were you doing in Paris?

You will kill the ACP.

He is going to kill the ACP.

Only you..

What are you thinking about?

Here.. take this.

I'm officially giving you

the contract to kill him.

Shoot him.. one bullet,

no.. two, three..

I'll use the entire magazine,

any problem?

You are amazing.

Unbelievable!

Uncle.. uncle..

Happy birthday, happy birthday..

- Hey..

Such lovely kids.

Thank you, my dear.

But how did you know

today is my birthday?

My mother told me.

My father told me.

- The security guard told me.

Thank you all.

Bye.

- Bye bye..

Who are these kids?

You were the registrar for

all those love marriages.

These kids are the success story.

These kids are named after you.

If you don't believe me.. Call them.

Call them.. sir call them..

call out to them.

Prem!

- Yes sir?

You see that, sir?

All of you are named Prem?

My name is Premraaj.

- Prem Sharma..

Prema..

- Priyanka.. - Premlata..

Priya..

- Prem Kumar..

Prem Chand..

- Prem..

Thanks kids.

Thanks. Thanks for the roses kids.

Bye.

- Bye kids.

Yes dad?

- Tanya, my dear..

I am sorry.

I am extremely sorry.

I've been unfair to you.

- Daddy..

..are you alright?

- I wasn't alright in the past.

But now I am fine, Tanya.

Listen, tell the ACP..

..to come home with his mother.

Love you Daddy.

Yes Tanya?

- Karan.. good news!

Tell me.

- I'll tell you when we meet.

Come on, tell me.

Karan, don't you love me?

But.. - I don't want to

hear a word. Just come here.

Tanya.

- You must come or else..

Quickly.. just kill him.

What happened?

The ACP is meeting his

girlfriend at the coffee shop.

Tedha is over there. I've

sent more men to kill him.

Today the ACP will die.

Hello..

- Tell Karan to stay at home.

Vijju, what's wrong?

- He is at home, isn't he?

No, he just left.

Is he alone?

- Yes.

Call him back right now!

- But..

Tanya.

- Yes Vijju..

Karan is on his way to meet you.

Do whatever it takes but stop him.

Why? What's wrong?

If he gets there, he will die.

You also leave from there.

But he just got here.

- What?

Just get out of there.

Karan..

Oh! Damn!

Karan, Karan..

Damn!

Karan..

Karan, Karan..

Karan..

Karan..

Karan..

Karan, Karan..

Karan..

Karan..

Karan..

Get me an Ambulance..

So, old man.

I killed him before you could.

We're celebrating, come on.

I'll join you.

Good job boys.. good job.

Come on.

I've killed the ACP!

- It's time to celebrate.

Hey Vijju! What's the matter?

What will you have?

Whiskey, Rum, Brandy, tell me!

Make a large one with all of it.

I'm feeling a strange pain over here.

Really? It's not pain, its envy.

He's burning with envy.

- You are right, it's burning inside.

Hey dude.. Come on, have a drink,

everything will be fine.

Cheers! My sixth sense was bang on!

That I would kill the ACP.

Old man..

..what can you do at your age?

I took care of everything.

I did it! I did it!

Don't sing. Stop the music.

What's wrong?

That song reminds me of a story.

What's the story?

I'd like to hear it.

A sweet little bird

was flying in the sky..

Okay.

- Suddenly it began to snow.

The bird couldn't bear it.

It fell to the ground..

and was about to die

because of the cold.

That's when a bull passed by.

And it dropped a load

of crap on the bird.

Okay.

The dung kept the bird

warm and it was happy.

It dug it's way out of the

dung and began to sing..

I did it! I did it!

A cat was passing by.

It went to the bird and pulled it

out. It shook it clean and ate it!

What happened after that?

- That's the end of the story.

What? It's a strange story.

There is a moral within the story.

In fact, there are three lessons.

Oh?

- First..

the one who drops crap on you,

isn't necessarily an enemy.

Well said, well said. Great.

Second..

The one who pulls you out of crap..

isn't necessarily a friend.

Brilliant, amazing! Very true.

- And third..

If you are stuck in crap..

Never dig your way out singing..

'I did it!'

I did it.. what a story!

- I said, don't sing!

Why did you do that?

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