Beaches Page #5
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1988
- 123 min
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Stop. Wait. Stop.
I like the sound.
Click. Click, click.
So, you hear anything
about Hillary?
Um, her father
took a turn for the worst...
and she has to stay in San Francisco
a little longer than she thought.
You play.
Ill just watch.
- You mean, play alone?
- Yeah, you do that pretty good.
Dear Ceece,
I thought it over and I feel you
should be true to your talent...
and not be seduced
by the money of Broadway.
By the way,
how are my plants doing?
I gotta tell you, girls,
you don't look that good.
I wish you'd cheer up.
She'll be back soon.
I miss her too.
Now, come on, John, what do
we need signers for?
How many deaf people
are gonna come see our show?
Three. Three deaf people
always come to see any show.
Will you get out of my office?
I don't want to talk
about it anymore.
- CC ! CC, come on.
-What?
- Hi, Bill. What's the matter?
- Come, come in here. Come.
Where the heck were you
all day yesterday?
Shopping. Why?
- Why? I must have tried
to call you a billion times.
- No kidding?
My machine must be broken.
I wonder who else called.
What's the matter?
What did you want?
- I don't know.
- You don't know?
That's a nice thing to say.
- You want to have dinner tonight
again after the show?
- Yeah. Yeah.
- Like a real date?
- Real.
- Semi-date.
- Whatever.
Okay.
Any news
about the funeral?
The funeral.
Well--
The funeral was yesterday,
and she's gonna stay
to settle the estate
with her father's lawyer.
That's all I know.
-Well, Hillary, I did it.
- Bye, Mr.--
next month...
I told you about,
the one called ''Sizzle.''
I know you don't approve,
but, hey, Im gonna be rich.
I can't wait.
Suicide.
Dear CC, Well, I did it.
Im Mrs. Michael Essex.
Michael wasn't
just my father's lawyer.
He was the son
And in his final days, it gave him
great joy to see us together.
The ceremony was beautiful...
and our wedding reception
small but lovely.
The only flaw
was your absence.
But I understand
the show must go on.
By the way, hows John?
Do you see much of him
socially?
Last night, when
we were making love...
did you say
you loved me?
What?
you loved me.
Did you?
Yes, I did.
Is that usual?
What do you mean?
I mean, is it part
of your routine?
Do you say it
to everybody?
I don't have a routine, CC.
I haven't said it to anybody
in ten years.
Is that true?
Im a womaniser, CC.
Im not a liar.
That's great...
'cause I have
the most wonderful idea.
For richer or poorer,
in sickness and in health,
till death do you part.
CC and John,
by the state of New York...
I now pronounce you
man and wife.
By the way,
you may kiss the bride.
Here's your tape.
Ive got to get back
to my lunch.
- What did you do that for?
- This is the happiest moment
of my life.
I don't ever want you
to forget it.
Does that make any sense?
Perfect.
I know you by heart
That's CC Bloom's
biggest hit of 1 988.
Thousands of CC's fans
were disappointed last night
when her concert was rained out.
insiders say shed left earlier
for personal reasons,
but whatever the reason...
all money will be refunded
and the concert rescheduled
for a tater date.
Putt over, please.
- She's running ten minutes late.
- I waited a year for this play.
Hillary.
Hillary,
the curtain's going up.
Oh, sorry, Michael.
And now we take you back
to 1 9th century Bavaria...
for a very sad story about two
of my favourite subjects:
industrial theft
and bosoms !
Otto Titsling
inventor and Kraut
Had nothing
to get very worked up about
His inventions were failures
He fled to the opera
One night at the opera
He saw an Aida
Whose bust was so big
Bug-eyed, he watched her
fall into the pit.
Done in by the weight
Oh, my God
There she blows
Aerodynamically
this girl was a mess
Otto eyeballed the diva lying
comatose amongst the reeds
And he suddenly felt the fire of
inspiration flood out of his soul
He ran back to his workshop where
he futzed and futzed and futzed
For Otto Titsling
had found his quest
To lift and mould
the female breast
to the sky
To keep the big ones
high and dry
Every night
he'd sweat and snort
Searching for
the right support
He tried some string
and paper clips
Hey, he even tried
his own two lips
Well, he stitched and he slaved
and he staved and he stitched
Until finally one night
in the wee hours of morning
Otto arose from his
workbench triumphant, yes
He had invented the world's
First over-the-shoulder
Boulder-holder
Hooray
Exhausted, but ecstatic
Otto ran out to the diva
Bearing the prototype
in his hot little hand
But little
did Otto know
At the moment
of his greatest triumph
lurking under the diva's bed
was none other
Than the very worst
Phillipe de Brassiere
And PhiI was watching the
scene with a great deal of interest
later that night
white our Aida slept
into the wardrobe
Phillipe softly crept
and corsets galore
Till he found Otto's tit sling
and he ran out the door
Crying, ''Oh, my God
What joy, what bliss''
''Im gonna make me
a million from this''
''Every woman in the world
will want to buy one''
''I will have
all the goods''
''Manufactured in Taiwan''
Ooh !
The result
of this swindle
Is pointedly clear
Do you buy a Titsling
Or do you buy
a Brassiere
Hoo !
Listen, Ive got a racquetball
court in the morning.
So we go in, say hello, a quick
dinner and back to the hotel
nice and early, right?
- And let's be sure to tell her how
wonderful we thought the show was.
- You are going to be civil,
aren't you?
- Of course Im going to be civil.
She's your very best friend
in the whole wide world, right?
Ta-da ! I can't believe
it's really you.
Im so happy
to see you again.
Oh, Hillary, Hillary.
And you.
- This is Michael.
- Oh, hello, Michael.
- You were fabulous tonight.
- Oh, it's so exciting
to finally meet you.
That Otto thing that you did--
Stay, stay,
Arthur. Stay.
Stay. Arthur, Arthur,
back to the bedroom.
Back ! You're
embarrassing me, you idiot !
Get back ! Go back,
you brain-damaged bag of bones
or Ill Have you gassed !
- This is quite an apartment.
- Oh, do you like it?
Im so glad.
Naturally, of course, we're paying
through the nose for it, but...
really I think it's worth
every single penny.
We're leasing, but we have
an option to buy.
It's so close
to the theater and the stores.
Remember when we said we wouldn't
be caught dead above 1 4th Street?
I couldn't bear that downtown
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