Beastmaster 2: Through the Portal of Time Page #5

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in the first place...

Yeah? I know you lost him.

Well, we're here with General Binns now

working out a plan.

Uh-huh.

Right?

Huh? Oh! Yeah.

I'd say, uh...

oh, about a half hour,

and the whole world, kablooey.

Oh, boy. OK, General.

OK, the point is,

will you be able to stop the damn thing

once we find it?

Yeah. Yeah.

Half an hour...

and then, kablooey.

Ohh, jeez.

Look, chief, we're checking the alley

where we found him.

What are you doing here?

Get down there.

Move!

Jeez.

Kablooey.

[ beeping ]

You again.

In the name of our father King Zed,

leave this weapon,

and return to our world with me.

All this evil must cease.

Oh, my dearest brother.

Brother!

The things I could have taught you.

Things.

Unfortunately, I don't have the time.

I have to get back with this device

and without you.

You must pass me first.

Really?

Well, that's nothing

but a minor inconvenience,

isn't it, little brother?

[ siren ]

Don't you just love this town?

The music, the lights.

If he thinks I'm going back

to the dusty old desert,

he's brain dead.

Lyranna, do me a favor, OK?

You have to reach my father Senator Trent.

Ooh, a senator.

Not a world ruler, but it's a start.

I have to help Dar.

Hey, you be careful.

OK?

I tell you the truth.

I would rather have been

an only child.

Aah!

OK, everyone,

pledge of allegiance time.

Hands over your heads!

Get that guy!

Grab him! He's getting away!

Somebody grab him.

I can't see a thing!

Give me some more light over here!

All right! I want you, you!

Come with me.

Son of a b*tch! Look at that.

Open fire! Open fire!

Stop firing!

Stop! Stop it!

Goddman it!

You guys--

up the fire escape. Now! Go!

Take him alive!

Do not use your weapons.

Take him alive!

Do not use your weapons.

I repeat! Do not use your weapons.

I repeat.

Do not use your weapons.

Go, go, go!

No need to panic.

It's just another car.

A giant porsche.

Going down.

Go.

Going down.

Ohh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Uh!

Podo, we must be in the land of Lunatics.

Hi.

What did I tell you?

Hope you've enjoyed

flying Jackie airlines.

Who taught you to operate this thing?

Me.

We lost him.

I want all available choppers

to the north side.

This is a code six. I repeat. Code six.

Let's get out of here. Come on!

Now...

let us make haste.

Arklon must not be allowed to escape.

That's easier said than done.

[ screeching ]

He's traveling through...

a leafy green area.

Brick buildings.

Sounds like Griffith Park to me.

We're on our way.

[ rawk ]

[ birds chirping ]

Wait a minute.

Something's happening.

Animals.

[ grrr ]

Bingo! It's the zoo.

Oh, Gods of War and Thunder!

Show me the way to my kingdom!

My kingdom!

[ thunder ]

You've been spying on

me again, haven't you?

You and I have a score

to settle, little beast.

Oh, yes.

Look at these scars you gave me.

Look!

Sharak was my true brother.

You've followed me for

too long, little brother.

I think it's time we separate.

He was my friend.

Ha ha ha!

Stay here!

Now it's time to learn

the real power of Arklon, brother.

Sword to sword, man to man,

for the possession of the device.

A flair for the dramatics,

I like that.

Uh!

Uhh!

You realize this key

still has enough power

to ignite the weapon.

Then we both die.

Yes.

How glorious.

What a glorious death.

Think of the multitudes of souls

who we will take to hell with us.

Uh!

It's good to see you again, friend.

I'd feel better if you'd hold that.

Now...

shall we continue?

Kodo, Podo.

[ drum roll ]

Ladies and gentlemen!

Boys and girls.

Presenting the two great

beasts of the jungle--

the noblie lion and

the tasmanian hedgehog.

Mortal enemies in the wild,

but here at adventure island,

living in complete harmony.

It's the most exciting live animal act

west of the serengeti.

Our trainers have worked

long and hard

to overcome their natural animosity.

See how they...

Aah!

One of us must die.

It's such a pity it must be you.

We're of the same blood.

Ah, my little brother.

Watch them crawling together

in the center ring.

Adventure island's most engaging couple.

Let's see if we can get them to kiss.

I cannot believe we come

from the same blood!

Aah!

The hedgehog hasn't had dinner yet.

I was separated from Zed at birth.

You were kidnapped by the terrible Zhuns.

I am a Zhun.

I have no brother, only enemies!

Aah!

All my enemies have perished.

Dar!

Now you join them.

Look down and cast your eyes

upon death itself.

Uh!

For the father of death

opens his arms

and beckons for you to--

Aah!

Aah!

What poetry.

Perhaps you'd like to recite it again.

Aah!

A little higher this time?

Aah!

It's not too late to make peace.

Peace is for the weak!

Aah!

Aah!

Crawl back with your beasts

into the depths of hell!

Don't get--

Aah!

The world is mine!

Ha ha ha ha ha!

A**hole.

Dar.

Follow me. Let's go.

Move, move, move.

Got a pretty big cloud forming.

Check for toxicity.

The bomb.

You worried me, friend.

Halt!

General Binns,

the detonator is here.

We have to hurry.

Take care of those animals.

Watch where you step.

Come on. Come on.

Yeah. Uh-huh.

See? 30 seconds.

The whole world...

kablooey.

I remember...

Aw.

I remember this.

What are these?

Which one?

Oh...

I remember.

He remembers.

I think.

He thinks.

He thinks he remembers.

It's, uh...

ah!

[ beeper ]

Do something!

Not a sound.

Oh.

[ beeper stops ]

Yep.

See?

Stopped it.

Thank you.

You ought to learn a little patience.

I knew this weekend

would turn out like this.

Dar?

Dar?

Bendowski!

Dar?

You have to go back to your world?

This is a great responsibility.

It's time someone used it

for the benefit of my people.

Thank you...

for being my friend.

More than that.

I almost forgot to give

you your little thieves.

Oh.

No. I want them to stay with you.

Somebody to keep you out of trouble.

Oh, come on. Me get into trouble?

I guess they don't look

much like rats after all.

And you.

You're just a big pussycat, aren't you?

Say goodbye.

Bye, Sharak.

- I--

- You--

Will you...

I mean, after you

straighten things out

in your world,

think you might come back sometime?

I would like that very much.

And...

I have the key.

Wait!

Oh, Kodo and Podo!

Talk about your wild weekends.

This one goes down in the record book.

A sword fight to the death,

thermonuclear destruction,

time travel to a land

that doesn't have gas stations.

I mean, how much fun can a girl take?

I know.

I'm going to miss him, too.

He was really something special.

Good day, brother.

It seems you've

travelled a long distance.

You'll never know.

What brings you to this forsaken desert?

My brothers and I are on a pilgrimage.

We've come to worship the

sacred object left by the gods.

No one knows what it is

or how it works,

but everyone wants to possess it.

[ rock 'n' roll plays ]

Rock 'n' roll.

Rock 'n' roll.

Rock 'n' roll.

Rock 'n' roll.

- Rock 'n' roll.

- Rock 'n' roll.

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