Beauty Shop Page #11

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Now, since y'all my peeps,

I'ma let you ladies in the shop

pick Helen's topic for the day.

Holler at me, ladies.

I'll holler!

Talk about how come there's never

a black man as The Bachelor. Okay?

The revolution needs to be televised.

You know what? I think you should talk

about people who name their kids

names that they

ain't never gon' live up to,

like a Porsche

that look like a Buick

and a Mercedes

that look like a doggone Pinto!

Talk about these athletes

goin' to jail these days.

They spend more time in the court

than on the court.

Keep this up,

halftime gon' be a plea bargain.

No, talk about interracial love.

You know you black.

No, let's talk about legalizin' marijuana,

'cause my glaucoma's gettin' bad now.

Talk about how

if you have sex with a man,

he put you out

before he give you breakfast.

After some good lovin', I like to go

cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs for damn sho'!

Watch it, y'all

Big ups to you, Gina.

I'll be callin' you in a minute for a touch-up.

Y'all keep holdin' it down.

I'll holler.

Holler!

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