Beetlejuice Page #14
- PG
- Year:
- 1988
- 92 min
- 10,384 Views
ADAM:
You don't kill anybody.
BARBARA:
All we want is for you to
get some people out of our
house.
BEETLE JUICE:
Exorcism, right. I love
exorcisms. So who are these
people you want to get rid of?
BARBARA:
The Deetzes.
BEETLE JUICE:
Family, right? Mommie,
daddy, they got kids?
ADAM:
Two daughters. One's
about ten, one's about
sixteen, except she acts
like she's thirty-five.
BEETLE JUICE:
Oh yeah? How does
she feel about short, older
men?
BARBARA gives BEETLE JUICE the fish eye.
BARBARA:
I don't appreciate that kind
of talk.
BEETLE JUICE:
Idle curiosity. So here's
the story. You're dead, and
you're stuck in this dump
for a hundred and thirty-
two years --
BARBARA:
That's how long we're
going to be here? How do
you know?
BEETLE JUICE:
How do I know, guys? It's
my business to know. Anyway,
so you're stuck in this dump
...
ADAM:
It's not a dump.
BEETLE JUICE:
... and you want it all to
yourselves. And even though
these live guys have paid their
hard earned money for the home
of the dreams, you dead guys
the cold, mommy, daddy, and
two little girls, one of whom
probably wouldn't say no to
a shorter, older man.
BARBARA:
The Deetzes are destroying
our house.
BEETLE JUICE:
Right. And I'm here to help
you.
The trio pass the appliance store. The large plate glass window
bears the legend: GENERAL APPLIANCES / ADAM AND BARBARA MAITLAND
/ EST. 1963. BEETLE JUICE points at the window.
BEETLE JUICE:
You. The Maitlands. 'Cause
people like you are the backbone
of the afterlife. Just because
you're dead doesn't mean that
you can't still hold onto the
things that were important to
you when you were alive.
BARBARA and ADAM are evidently a little uncomfortable with this
selfish interpretation of their actions.
BEETLE JUICE (cont)
So, basically what we got
here is a third-class inter-
session. Nothing big, and
if it's works we're all
guys a few tricks. And we're
gonna start out with something
simple.
ADAM:
You've handled problems like this
before, haven't you?
Behind them, the window of the appliance store suddenly crack
into a spider's web pattern, completely obliterating BARBARA and
ADAM's names. Hearing the noise, BARBARA and ADAM start to turn
their heads, but BEETLE JUICE prods them forward.
BEETLE JUICE:
You ever hear of a place called
Amityville?
DELIA reading in bed, and watching television, and eating. She
hears a noise outside in the corridor, listens for a moment and
then gets up to investigate.
INT:
UPSTAIRS HALLWAY -- NIGHTEmpty, but a closet door is open.
DELIA goes down to investigate. She finds in the open linen
closet that one of the drawers is open, and a pile of her best
designer sheets has been dropped on the floor.
DELIA:
Damn those girls.
She picks the sheets back up, puts them in the drawer, and shits
She returns to her bedroom.
When she disappears, the linen closet door swings slowly open
again. BARBARA and ADAM come out holding sheets.
BARBARA:
like that wouldn't have a
single pair of plain white
sheets.
ADAM:
I don't think this is going
to work.
INT:
CHARLES'S STUDY -- NIGHTThis is the first room to have been totally set up, with four
different word processors. Above each computer are framed covers
of paperback books that Charles has written: thrillers, detective
novels, romances, and westerns.
CHARLES is working with two printers at once, and the pages are
just spilling out. CHARLES is also working a Xerox machine, and
talking on the telephone -- all at the same time.
CHARLES:
No, Evelyn, ten per cent
twelve thereafter. No more
of this --
He hears something in the corridor outside -- a kind of low
moaning.
CHARLES:
Just a minute, Evelyn.
Somebody --
He goes to the door and flings it open.
Two figures are right there in the doorway -- ghosts under
sheets. But they're designer sheets.
CHARLES:
Oh Jesus, you two. Is
Connecticut so boring that
you have to think up sh*t like
this? I've got a book due at
Dell tomorrow morning, and I'll
time -- and you want to make
me miss that bonus?
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