Bert & Dickie
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- 2012
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You're off, then?
Yes, I, er... We did agree.
It's Henley. They're going
And I'm bang up to date.
Mr Bushnell, you are never anything
other than up to date.
I'm merely lamenting that your...
inclination
does not match your diligence.
And that you do not take as much
pleasure from your employment
as you do from rowing your boats.
I scull them. I beg your pardon?
I'm a sculler, sir.
A rower's a bloke who has one oar.
I have both. So...
I'm really not that interested,
Mr Bushnell!
And nor is anyone else,
if you read today's Daily Mail.
A rather perceptive editorial...
I'll make my time up, of course, sir.
What? In lieu...
You can rest assured. Only...
Let's just hope you're selected now!
For goodness' sake! Sorry!
What time do you call this?
Bert!
I thought I'd miss you...
Mr Bushnell.
I just wanted to wish you luck.
Go.
I've got to get back anyway...
Yeah... I, erm...
Thanks for coming, though.
I appreciate it.
Do your best!
Has she finished at secretarial
college, then?
Margaret? Is that how come
I'm seeing so much of her?
You aren't seeing so much of her!
She only stopped off to wish me luck.
Well, you're going to need it,
by the time we get there.
That isn't her fault!
That's Hawkin's...
keeping me in
to the last bloody second!
God, you don't know
what I'd give to leave him, Dad,
come and work with you. Yeah, well,
you can't. You know that!
Look at it! It's a complete
wasteland still.
Everything is rationed.
But we've already agreed!
What Lord Aberdare means, sir,
is that we gave our word
to the International Olympic
Committee.
We said, unequivocally, that
we could still stage the Games.
were after it!
What? They said they could step
in to help us out.
Rather as they had done in the war.
Well?
I... I wasn't sure if you
wanted me to say anything, sir.
This is Harold Wilson. He's
my Secretary for Overseas Trade
and somewhat of your persuasion.
Tell me again...
Tourism, sir!
We will never have a better
opportunity
than this.
We need hard currency
to stimulate the economy.
the 1948 Games could bring that in!
The treasury is bare...
Remember that!
'Passing the mile signal,
'Winstone and Burnell
'of Kingston and Leander.
'Just maintaining their lead
'ahead of...'
Bert, where have you been?
Albert, don't you start, please!
Right, well, I won't, then.
She's all ready.
Me and Frank have got her perfect.
You just get limbered up
for your big moment!
No pressure, obviously.
the double sculls challenge cup...'
I'm sorry, Richard.
RD Burnell of Kingston Rowing Club
'and Leander Club by two lengths.
'Time seven minutes, 54 seconds.'
Richard!
Father.
Bad luck, old boy!
Are you all right? Not really.
It was a damn fine effort.
That's the proof.
You should shower.
I'll buy you a drink. Cheers.
Gentlemen.
Beresford. Richard, this is...
Jack Beresford. Of course.
It's an honour.
And congratulations.
I gather you're to oversee
the training
of all the British Olympics?
Indeed. A great honour,
as well as chairing our final
selection panel.
Ah...
Right.
Well, I'm sorry Dick and I won't
be featuring in your deliberations.
We've been rather off colour
all summer.
I should shower.
That's the thing, though, Mr Burnell!
I'm looking for the best oarsmen,
not necessarily any existing
formation.
I believe that our greatest chance
of winning medals
will come not from sticking
with what is familiar but...
rather by trying out
one or two new formations.
Placing the best with the best.
Do you see?
'The results of the
Diamond Challenge Sculls.
'MT Wood of Australia beat BH Bushnell of Maidenhead Rowing Club.'
Great race, mate! Jeez,
the way you went off,
I thought you'd be in the bar
before I was halfway down!
See you back here
in five or six weeks, eh?
It's unbelievable!
Suddenly discovering reverse gear
in an Olympic trial.
And that was Margaret's fault,
was it?
You know, she was waiting for him,
after work,
even after he promised
he'd stop seeing her.
I don't remember that.
That's because I never said it!
Incredible!
He's been looking to have a go at her
Oh. And I wonder why! Stop it
both of you, for goodness' sake...
What's done is done.
He can call round for half an hour,
surely?
He knows he can't stay out
all night.
He's got work in the morning.
"Come Per Me Sereno"
by Maria Callas
Got it! It was by the oven!
You see. I do not throw
everything out.
I do not have a mania for cleaning.
See you later.
Father. Richard! How lovely!
I was just passing by...
Sorry, are you rushing?
Do you mind?
I, erm... forgot my copy.
The editor's screaming blue murder.
Of course.
They said at your office
you were frantic.
So... You weren't just passing by,
then?
You were looking for me?
I wondered if you'd had
any further thoughts.
All of that... chopping and changing
that Beresford was mentioning.
You know, I was thinking on the way
over, "Poor old Winstone...
"If only he knew he might be
about to be sacrificed
"at the altar of modern sport."
Yeah, I know! I'm a relic, Richard.
Time moves on.
I'm well aware of that.
Oh, take no notice of me, old boy.
I was merely... interested.
And of course, you must make
your own decision.
You're the one who's got to live
with it, after all.
I was certain I'd get a letter
in the post today. Bert.
It's fine.
It's all going to be fine.
You'll hear soon enough.
They can't not pick me!
I'm the fastest single we've got!
I should get cracking.
Wait!
I've brought you something.
Oh.
Help you with your training.
Oh! It's tripe and onions.
I've made it into a sandwich.
Can you do that?
Aye. As long as you squeeze
the sides together.
Thank you.
It's the stuff of champions!
All right, Albert? Five medals.
Five Olympic medals.
Eh? Beresford!
Jack Beresford? He's in there?
What did I just say?!
Here you are. Hold that.
You're in.
You've been selected for Great
Britain's Olympic Rowing Team. Yes.
Yes!
I want you to row
in the double sculls.
What?
The committee is selecting you,
on my recommendation, to row
in the double sculls competition.
But... I'm a single.
There's no-one better than me!
Merv Wood beat you
just the other day. I beat him...
out in the Argentine.
I... Look, look.
It's what I've trained for,
Mr Beresford. All this time.
Tony Rowe will be our single scull.
He has that seat.
If you wish to compete
in the Olympic Games,
you must do so
in the double sculls.
Before you do that, Mr Bushnell...
let me say my piece. If I may?
You might win the single. Then...
However, you might lose.
And I don't like to lose.
I know that.
I won Olympic medals in Antwerp,
Paris, Amsterdam,
Los Angeles and Berlin.
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