Besharam Page #2

lmported ones.

l was the star of my college.

You think l'll go on a scooter?

We need to show-off a little.

Girls shouldn't show-off too much.

What's this?

- What?

Mom.

- Try not showing off so much.

Why don't you get married too?

With whom?

l need a proper groom.

Do you want me to find one?

- Forget it.

You'll just bring another

clerk or accountant..

..like you did the last time.

Tara.

Your father was an accountant as well.

But he loved me as much.

Mom, you just don't get it.

l want class. Class.

Status. Respect. Position.

Sense of humour.

You want Rahul Gandhi.

- Why not? He's cute.

Pardon me. You can find one yourself.

l told you.

Not again.

Master.

- You're here.

Tilu, did you sh*t again?

My child.

That's 50000, master. You can count them.

- l see.

You give all your earnings to us.

Save some for yourself, son.

What will l do with money?

You're there for me.

Now change my underpants.

Naughty!

Come on.

Stop him.

Get the ball. Get the ball.

Stop him.

Get the ball.

So, Pele, you're scd.

Come on, handover the lollypop.

Come on...

Babli. You're bound

to get hurt while playing.

Babli.

How long will you father

these children alone?

They need a mother to look after them.

What if they all grow

up to be thieves like you?

Babli. How's this?

Surprising.

T2.

- Yes.

Look.

Fine. Let's jack that one.

Not the car, look at the driver.

The driver's hot.

Not a single dent all over the body.

Mind your language.

She's your sister-in-law.

Hello, madam.

Your money.

No, it's not mine.

l see. They're not mine either.

Let's share them equally.

lt doesn't belong to anyone.

By the way, what's your name?

You forgot my name so soon?

Then surely you don't remember

..my phone number and address either.

Look, mister. Whoever you are.

This way of asking someone's name..

..through fallen notes is very old.

And this hotel's security..

..is absolutely fresh from the gym.

One call and they'll come

here to show their efficiency.

l think you're upset, beautiful.

No.

Actually,

my friend's getting married..

..so l am very happy.

But you better get lost.

l could get upset any moment now.

Get it.

By the way, thanks for the compliment.

Men in Black.

She's Mission lmpossible.

You can't win over her!

Want to bet?

Here you go. l lose.

Now get to work.

l want this sister-in-law.

''All the boys in my neighbourhood..''

''..stare at me from their windows.''

''All the boys in my neighbourhood

stare at me from their windows.''

''All the boys in my neighbourhood

stare at me from their windows.''

''But l fooled everyone

and tossed my heart to you.''

''l lost my heart in your lane.''

''l lost my heart in your lane.''

''l lost my heart in your lane.''

''l lost my heart in your lane.''

''Don't lie, no one stares at you.''

''Don't lie, no one stares at you.''

''Don't lie, no one stares at you.''

''Whom do you fool and keep saying?''

''l lost my heart in your lane.''

''l lost my heart in your lane.''

''l lost my heart in your lane.''

''l lost my heart in your lane.''

''We're kings of our will.''

''Stealing a heart is easy for us.''

''My gait's unique.''

''lt'll take you a lifetime,

to win over me.''

''Better get it done,

get the entry of your heart done.''

''Take my signature,

l tossed my heart to you.''

''l lost my heart in your lane.''

''l lost my heart in your lane.''

''l lost it..''

''l lost it..''

''l lost it..''

''l lost it..''

''l lost it..''

''l lost my heart,

darling, in your lane.''

''l lost my heart,

beauty, in your lane.''

''Youth is so brazen.''

''Once it passes away,

never comes back.''

''Better get lost, you're such a liar.''

''There's no truth in your charade.''

''Come, let's take this relation further.''

''Let's play the game of love,

come see me on the rooftop.''

''l lost my heart,

darling, in your lane.''

''l lost my heart,

beauty, in your lane.''

''All the boys in my neighbourhood

stare at me from their windows.''

''Don't lie, no one stares at you.''

''Whom do you fool and keep saying?''

''l lost my heart in your lane.''

''l lost my heart in your lane.''

''l lost my heart,

darling, in your lane.''

''l lost my heart,

darling, in your lane.''

''We're lovers,

we'll unite the hearts.''

''We'll leave you good for nothing.''

''You like a good struggle.''

''We're popular for

doing as we please.''

''l lost it..''

''l lost it..''

''l lost it..''

''l lost it..''

''l lost it..''

''l lost it..''

''l lost it..''

What are you doing?

What happened?

Something pricked me.

Cell phone?

Where did that come from?

lt's okay, T2. Get some sleep.

Cell phone.

Your batteries are

too charged these days.

lt vibrates every morning.

Get married.

l can't handle your

cell phone every morning.

Just because anyone

doesn't say a thing..

..he's spreading this filth around.

Are you done yet?

Come out now.

Do you want to flush

out your intestines?

Let me finish, you witch.

You'll develop piles.

You should start taking laxatives.

- Shut up!

Not piles,

l'll die of heart-attack first.

Forget it. You're thick-skinned.

You won't die so easily.

l wish you had died earlier..

..then l could've remarried again.

At least l would've had a child.

lf you want a child,

why don't you adopt one?

You're always cussing me.

l'll kill you.

Oh my AK 47.

You can't sht properly,

you think you can kill me.

Shut up l said.

Why do you humiliate me every day?

To help build pressure, Chaudhary.

You know,

every husband in this world..

..start's shing

hearing their wife's name.

But why don't you?

l'll show you.. Just wait..

l feel fresh, sweetheart.

You're my cure to every problem.

lf it wasn't for your cussing,

l could never sht in the morning.

l'm indebted to you.

Now go, get me hot breakfast.

l feel light as a feather.

feather

Aunt.

Aunt, did you eat

honey before you slept?

You're looking so sweet.

Don't talk nonsense, Babli.

Fine, l've a request.

When you come back on the

roof to take off your clothes..

..give me a miss call.

l'll come and take off mine as well.

Shut up, shameless.

You're a grownup now,

don't you feel ashamed?

Nonsense.

No manners. l'll beat you.

Let's go, T2.

How much longer will you take?

l can't find my socks.

l can't wear shoes without my socks.

Here.

What's this?

Padding.

The girl's do it.

Give's a good impression.

You can keep making a good impression.

l'll wear my shoes without socks.

Return my Rs.100.

How can you just find sister-in-law?.

You don't know her name either.

Beauty! That's her name.

Beauty!

And what's her surname? Parlour?

Beauty!

Keep at it.

You'll definitely find her on Google.

Mister. How much for JACKFRUlT?

Rs. 200 a kilo.

Fine, 150 for you.

What the..

What happened, aunt?

Rascal!

You made her faint with

your increased prices..

..and tore my shirt.

Sir..

- Take that. - What did l do?

Hello.

Aunt.

Get up, aunt. We'll pay for the stuff.

You fool, give me a hand.

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