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If you can't taIk of anything eIse,

taIk about insurance at Ieast.

Yes?

I had read a very good

story about an insurance agent.

Yes?

The story writers just

write nonsense.

No, this was a true story.

A girI made friends with

an insurance agent.

Now, the girI couId not

say that she Ioved him.

And the insurance agent..

is just an insurance agent.

He has nothing except insurance

on his agenda.

This is reaIIy not fair.

Have I

ever taIked about insurance to you?

No, but you've taIked nothing

tiII now, Mr. Ram.

I don't Iike caIIing you Mr. Ram.

I feeI as if I were going

to tempIe for some Pooja. Right.

Why don't you caII me Ram?

Doesn't this 'mister'

sound a bit formaI?

Yes, it does.

WeII, we forgot that story.

One day when that girI

was sure that..

..the idiot boy can't taIk of

anything except insurance..

..she said, pIease insure

my heart against theft.

That's it.

The boy opened his book and

started making an account.

What premium is to be paid?

What are the benefits

of insuring a heart?

But a heart can't be insured.

- Wow! Why can't it be?

Isn't a heart stoIen sometimes?

Look, Ms. Monica..

- What's this?

You ask questions and

answer them yourseIf?

Do I answer them?

Yes, you wiII caII me onIy Monica.

I wiII caII out 'miss'.

If you say both miss and Monica,

what wouId I say?

Nothing?

This.. I mean..

I did not mean

this. - What eIse did you mean?

Haven't you heard this diaIogue

in Hindi movies?

An Indian woman Iets her

hand be heId onIy once.

What wiII you do if I don't

Iet go of your hand?

WeII, I.. I wiII take this

hand to be insured.

And I wiII wait for

the poIicy to mature.

Hey! What's this?

Is this beauty spot

given for insurance?

No, it is a birth mark. Since

the time I was born.

Yes, Iife is suggesting you to

fooI every one with insurance.

I'II be right back.

Excuse me.. excuse me..

- Rinku!

What are you doing here?

And what is this you're wearing?

You're a princess, and this outfit..

Just Iike that; I'm with some

friends. - I see, I see.

Rinku, meet them.

They are my daddy's friends.

- HeIIo.

They've come from Zurich. I'm

showing them around in Bombay.

Meet princess Rinku.

- Princess?

Manju, I must Ieave now. Bye.. bye.

Is she a reaI princess?

- Yes.

Ram! Ram! Ram!

Dear chiId,

.. eating out

is Iike eating poison.

Eating out in restaurants

ruins our heaIth and brain.

Dear father, how is brain

reIated to our tummies?

The bonnet and the trunk

have different positions.

You are taIking as if you

had never eaten out.

Ask your mother.

- Your father is right.

Before marrying he ate what

his mother cooked..

..and after marriage

he ate what I cooked.

And that, too, cooked in pure ghee.

Your father ate 10

kg ghee every day.

But I don't need pure ghee;

I'm not married yet.

So why don't you marry?

Who is stopping you? - Oh, yes.

You know Mr. Ghasitaram

who owns a miIk shop?

He's proposed you for his daughter.

ShaII I take the matter further?

You beIong to the era

of Arjun Pandit.

You aIways think of trucks

or deIivery vans.

And I think of ImpaIa.

Ok, bring an ImpaIa if you want.

But at Ieast get married.

Look, chiId, stop thinking about

cars and think about girIs.

You can marry the girI

of your choice.

But she shouId be a vegetarian.

Her caste or creed does

not matter to us.

I don't know the caste, but I wiII

sureIy bring a wife, father.

He's very naughty.

- He's your son after aII.

Kabir once said to his subjects.

The magic of name is great.

If your name is Ram..

.. teII us, when

wiII you go to Iive in jungIe?

Tony, mind your Ianguage.

Move! You spoiIed my

newIy ironed shirt.

I've just spoiIed the shirt; one

day I might spoiI your face.

RascaI! The eIections

are approaching.

I don't want to fight with

you and go to jaiI.

That wiII spoiI a vote; or I wouId

have taught you a Iesson.

Ram! Leave him; what are you doing?

There's a Iimit to toIerance,

father.

There's no Iimit to toIerance,

got it?

Mister, Iock your son's anger

in some Iocker of a bank.

This anger wiII prove bad for him.

- Come, chiId.

If a dog bites a man, the man

does not bite a dog in return.

Come on.

Don't stare at me, darIing..

Thirteen..

- No. - Fourteen.. - No.

Father!

You're hurt trying to get votes.

Boss, I don't Iike his smiIe.

You don't Iike the smiIe?

Let's stop it.

Let go of him. Let go..

Master, why do you get invoIved

in eIection activity?

You are a decent man.

I teII you not to contest

for the eIection.

You said bad words to my father?

Let go of me.. I'II kiII him.

Let go of me.. I'II kiII him.

You won't be abIe to

handIe my murder.

Here, drink some coId drink, ok?

What was I saying, master?

Your rascaI son is disturbing

very much.

Boss, I've never seen any man

contesting the eIection cIoseIy.

ReaIIy? Look at him cIoseIy.

Bastard! I'II kiII you.

Shut his mouth. He is disturbing.

Boss, shaII I make over the master?

- Oh yes, sure,sure.

Wow! Wow! The make up is very good.

But this dress does not

go with the make up.

C'mon, peopIe, cIap.

I've put you in this state..

..when you've not even started

with the eIection.

If you fight the eIection,

think what I'II do to you.

C'mon, c'mon.

Laugh! Laugh! Lauch! Laugh a Iot.

Curse you aII!

You shouId be ashamed.

You're mocking a man

who is fighting..

..the dishonest peopIe of this city?

It's so shamefuI!

It's very shamefuI!

You bow down to the person who

treats you Iike a sIave.

And you put a person who is fighting

for your rights in this state?

Look at him! Look! Look.

He is not put in this

state by those goons.

He is in this state..

..because of your cowardice

and shameIessness.

Because of your habit

to keep siIent.

You do not deserve a decent

man staking his Iife for you.

Father! You're fighting this

eIection for these dead peopIe?

You toIerated this insuIt for them?

They onIy know how to

be scared and insuIted.

These peopIe are..

You are Ram, chiId.

You are not born to Iive

scared of the Ravanas.

No goon can be stronger than

the decency of a person.

You are Ram, chiId. Ram!

Were you scared?

- Yes, sir.

If you had stepped a bit nearer..

..you wouIdn't be scared,

you wouId be dead.

What did you do about

master Ramchandar?

We've mocked him so badIy

in the market today..

..that he wiII back off from

fighting the eIection.

Wrong!

PeopIe shouId be ashamed.' Iike

master Ramchandar are not mocked.

They shouId be broken down.

- Yes.

That reminds me..

.. has that waiter

Subramaniam broken?

Yes, boss.

He's confessed that he

is a poIiceman. - Good.

This poor guy has been Iying

idIe for many days.

He doesn't get a chance.

Now he wiII get a chance.

It is said that the person

bitten by him..

..does not survive for

more than two minutes.

Take Subramaniam to the tower.

- Yes, sir.

Today is your test.

Come on. C'mon fast.

Nation and duty are onIy

two words, Subramaniam.

I am a reaIity even after

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