Betty

Season #1 Episode #1

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[Betty] Mom, is it okay if I join the school election? I wanna be the class president.

[Mary] And who would you be going up against?

[Betty] My enemy.

[Mary] Lucas?

[Betty] Yes! I need to beat him!

[Mary] But why?

[Betty] Because, I need to beat him in something for once

[Mary] Don't say it!

[Betty] You know I gotta say it. Lucas acts like a bi*ch.

[Mary] Language!

[Betty] Oh I'm sorry. "Lucas actua como una p*rra.

[Mary] What did you say?

[Betty] You told me to put it in a language so... I put Spanish.

[Mary] But we're English.

[Betty] I said it in English and you didn't like it. Let me say it again in English.

[Mary] No!

[Betty] LUCAS ACTS LIKE A BI*CH!

[Mary] Betty!

[Betty] I'm gonna go wait for the bus.

[Mary] Good! You need education.

[Betty] I don't care about learning. I care about beating Lucas. Bye Mom.

[Mary] I need to teach my daughter some manners.

[Betty] I need to beat Lucas. I NEED TO BEAT LUCAS!

[Sasha] Shut the h*ll up!

[Betty] Go to hell!

[Sasha] Mom, Betty told me I should have sex with her!

[Betty] When is the bus gonna be here? Sasha!

[Sasha] What?!

[Betty] Can you tell me some secrets about your brother?

[Sasha] Which one?

[Betty] Lucas! You only have one brother.

[Sasha] I've been waiting for the moment for a long time.

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