Beverly Hills Chihuahua
She's on her way.
Good morning, Viv.
Hello, Willow. Lovely to see you.
- Here she comes!
- Is that the new Louis Vuitton?
I might've known
she'd be the first.
Fabulous bag. She's so chic.
Sorry I'm late.
We had to do a little shopping.
Now that's the way to travel.
I'm so jealous.
Faboo!
Louis Vuitton
never looked so good.
Mmm. Tell me the stones
in that collar are not real.
Aren't they gorgeous?
Viv said I had to have it.
- Sorry keep you waiting.
- Armand, it's fine.
but I need her by noon.
- We're having lunch with my niece.
- She'll be ready.
I know, sweetheart. I'm going to miss
you, too. You take good care of her.
- No waxing, OK?
- OK, no waxing for her.
I hope she gives me a red bow.
I want to look my best today.
- Bimini has a date with Scooter.
- Nice pedigree.
Please! The dog chases parked cars.
- He's crazier than a Labradoodle.
- I give it a week, tops.
- Hey! Talk to the paw.
- Good for you, Bimini.
It's not easy to find a mate with
papers. Let alone one you could love.
Me, I'd be happy with
one who's not... fixed.
Down, boy.
All right, what's next?
- What do you think?
- Please. She wears Harry Winston.
Viv?
Fabulous. I'll take two.
You should see Chloe.
I'll need at least two days at corporate
in New York to meet with buyers.
- You have a little beret?
- Perfection.
Who needs sleep? It's Italy.
Preppy little beauty.
- This just came in.
- She's allergic to wool. No.
- Love that.
- Oh! Fabulous!
- Viv.
- I love it. And do you love it?
You may have it.
I'll get you anything you want.
Yes, I will. No, not you, Patrick.
Hello, Jackie O.
- Love the smell of dirt in the morning.
- Sam, the garden looks gorgeous.
And I love the new designs
for the waterfall that you did.
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
For everything. For giving me
Oh, good job, Papi. Very symmetrical.
Ciao. Ciao, Papi.
Yes, yes. We did it, Papi.
Yes. Yes!
Go on, take a break, Papi.
You're doing great, buddy.
Hello, beautiful.
You're blocking my sun.
# Mi corazn, you shine
much brighter than the sun
# Why won't you be my one #
- What's that smell?
- Which one?
The sweat of my labor
or the mint patch I rolled in for you?
- Neither.
- Then it must be the fertilizer.
Gross! You're covered in it.
Of course. I am a landscaper.
Grasshopper, mi corazn?
I caught it myself. Very tasty.
Papi, that's so... disgusting.
I see you're tempted. I'll leave it here
in case you change your mind.
Excuse me. We have guests.
Guests? You got guests... OK.
You want to go have a drink later?
There's a great puddle by the garage.
OK, never mind.
Aunt Viv! I'm here!
An hour late, as usual.
Aunt Viv, hello!
How do you keep a job?
Oh, that's right, you don't.
Where's Aunt Viv?
Where's Aunt Viv? Chloe, go find her.
- Go on. Go find her.
- Who am I, Lassie?
You're so completely useless.
Of course I understand.
It's just that I'm headed to
Europe to promote my new cosmetic line.
No, this is wonderful news.
It's the best news.
Yes, yes. OK. Wonderful. Bye.
- Is everything OK, Aunt Viv?
- I don't know what I'm going to do.
I am getting on a plane at 4:00,
and I gave the staff the week off...
and Chloe's dog nanny just
had her baby three weeks early.
- You're not taking Chloe with you?
- No, no.
Obviously if it was a vacation,
of course, but this is a business trip.
Four cities in ten days.
She's much too delicate for that kind
of travel. Plus she hates Berlin.
- What about a kennel?
- Kennel?
No.
No, no. I could never leave her
in the hands of strangers.
Never in a million years.
But you're not a stranger.
- What?
- What?
Here is Chloe's schedule.
Try to stay to it as much as possible.
I could skip the dog park on Wednesday
because Chloe's friend, Stella,
came down with fleas.
my greatest treasure.
Take good care.
I love you, sweetheart.
I love you so much.
Mommy loves you so much.
Bye-bye! Have fun, you two!
OK. Bye!
Playdate?
Here you go. Good luck.
Don't worry, Chloe.
Viv will be back before you know it.
Rachel doesn't look so bad.
You don't know the half of it.
They all look so cute
You didn't have to dress her.
She's so picky.
- You're talking about a Chihuahua.
- She's not any Chihuahua, Angela.
She's a bossy, arrogant, manipulative,
Beverly Hills Chihuahua.
She has no direction. She can't keep
a job. She's never on time.
I'm going to be late to my appointments.
Don't get me started on her schedule.
Shiatsu massages, doggy birthday
parties, couture fittings.
I have to change
I mean, look at her.
She's so...
...irresponsible.
...spoiled.
Woof.
- I need to cool off.
- Dive in, girl.
Whoa!
Hi, mami.
Oh!
Who is that hunk
of Chihuahua over there?
- Nice.
- Mi corazn!
The gardener.
You are more lovely...
- than the dawn.
- Wow.
Mi corazn!
You are more lovely...
than the dawn!
So embarrassing. Maybe he'll go away.
I only...
Excuse me while I bravely defend
your garden against that dangerous bird.
Hey, bird!
That is one hot dog.
Excuse me.
Coming through. Nice legs.
Mud all over me.
Hey, hey! Excuse me!
Excuse me! Excuse me, seor?
Gardener guy?
Your dog is muy bad.
Muy, muy, muy bad. Mucho naughty.
Can you get... your...
...doggie-o out of here?
Perdname, por favor,
but my heart must speak.
I only wish to say...
that if you ever need someone
to lick inside your ears...
or chew the hard to reach places...
or share your slumber in the sun...
I would be most honored
to be that special someone.
- Woof.
- Put your tongue back in your mouth.
Oh. I don't think so, Papi.
You mean, not now.
I mean... not ever.
I see. Of course. Well...
This thing.
Papi!
Duty calls! Please have
a most wonderful day.
Cool. Thanks a lot.
Rachel, wake up.
I've got a mani-pedi at 11:00,
and you have to make my waffles.
Get up!
Aunt Viv's.
Hi, Angela.
What?
You're a genius.
Yes, I can be ready
in 30 minutes. OK, bye!
Pack your swimsuit, Chloe.
We're going on a trip.
A trip? Ooh, where are we going?
Mexico! Yeah!
I love this town!
- Let's check it out.
- Surfer boys, hi!
Hi.
I love this town!
Isn't this great?
I'm starting to get the feeling
there's no Four Seasons here.
Whoo!
- Third floor, baby.
- Woo!
Hello? Somebody forget something?
- I'm walking by myself.
- Chloe!
I'm starving.
What's taking them so long?
Wait. What time are
we supposed to meet the guys?
Right now, at that club.
Wait a minute. I forgot
the name of the club.
- Cayuca Club!
- Right. Cayuca!
Be right back.
- Dinner time!
- Finally.
You should dance with Bryan, Rache.
- He's cute!
either prime rib or reservations.
There you go.
You're joking, right?
I am ready to dance all night!
There's only one thing this is good for.
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