Beverly Hills Chihuahua

She's on her way.

Good morning, Viv.

Hello, Willow. Lovely to see you.

- Here she comes!

- Is that the new Louis Vuitton?

I might've known

she'd be the first.

Fabulous bag. She's so chic.

Sorry I'm late.

We had to do a little shopping.

Now that's the way to travel.

I'm so jealous.

Faboo!

Louis Vuitton

never looked so good.

Mmm. Tell me the stones

in that collar are not real.

Aren't they gorgeous?

Viv said I had to have it.

- Sorry keep you waiting.

- Armand, it's fine.

A brush and a seaweed wrap,

but I need her by noon.

- We're having lunch with my niece.

- She'll be ready.

I know, sweetheart. I'm going to miss

you, too. You take good care of her.

- No waxing, OK?

- OK, no waxing for her.

I hope she gives me a red bow.

I want to look my best today.

- Bimini has a date with Scooter.

- Nice pedigree.

Please! The dog chases parked cars.

- He's crazier than a Labradoodle.

- I give it a week, tops.

- Hey! Talk to the paw.

- Good for you, Bimini.

It's not easy to find a mate with

papers. Let alone one you could love.

Me, I'd be happy with

one who's not... fixed.

Down, boy.

All right, what's next?

- What do you think?

- Please. She wears Harry Winston.

Viv?

Fabulous. I'll take two.

You should see Chloe.

I'll need at least two days at corporate

in New York to meet with buyers.

- You have a little beret?

- Perfection.

Who needs sleep? It's Italy.

Preppy little beauty.

- This just came in.

- She's allergic to wool. No.

- Love that.

- Oh! Fabulous!

- Viv.

- I love it. And do you love it?

You may have it.

I'll get you anything you want.

Yes, I will. No, not you, Patrick.

Hello, Jackie O.

- Love the smell of dirt in the morning.

- Sam, the garden looks gorgeous.

And I love the new designs

for the waterfall that you did.

- Thank you.

- You're welcome.

For everything. For giving me

a chance to prove myself.

Oh, good job, Papi. Very symmetrical.

Ciao. Ciao, Papi.

Yes, yes. We did it, Papi.

Yes. Yes!

Go on, take a break, Papi.

You're doing great, buddy.

Hello, beautiful.

You're blocking my sun.

# Mi corazn, you shine

much brighter than the sun

# Why won't you be my one #

- What's that smell?

- Which one?

The sweat of my labor

or the mint patch I rolled in for you?

- Neither.

- Then it must be the fertilizer.

Gross! You're covered in it.

Of course. I am a landscaper.

Grasshopper, mi corazn?

I caught it myself. Very tasty.

Papi, that's so... disgusting.

I see you're tempted. I'll leave it here

in case you change your mind.

Excuse me. We have guests.

Guests? You got guests... OK.

You want to go have a drink later?

There's a great puddle by the garage.

OK, never mind.

Aunt Viv! I'm here!

An hour late, as usual.

Aunt Viv, hello!

How do you keep a job?

Oh, that's right, you don't.

Where's Aunt Viv?

Where's Aunt Viv? Chloe, go find her.

- Go on. Go find her.

- Who am I, Lassie?

You're so completely useless.

Of course I understand.

It's just that I'm headed to

Europe to promote my new cosmetic line.

No, this is wonderful news.

It's the best news.

Yes, yes. OK. Wonderful. Bye.

- Is everything OK, Aunt Viv?

- I don't know what I'm going to do.

I am getting on a plane at 4:00,

and I gave the staff the week off...

and Chloe's dog nanny just

had her baby three weeks early.

- You're not taking Chloe with you?

- No, no.

Obviously if it was a vacation,

of course, but this is a business trip.

Four cities in ten days.

She's much too delicate for that kind

of travel. Plus she hates Berlin.

- What about a kennel?

- Kennel?

No.

No, no. I could never leave her

in the hands of strangers.

Never in a million years.

But you're not a stranger.

- What?

- What?

Here is Chloe's schedule.

Try to stay to it as much as possible.

I could skip the dog park on Wednesday

because Chloe's friend, Stella,

came down with fleas.

I'm about to entrust you with

my greatest treasure.

Take good care.

I love you, sweetheart.

I love you so much.

Mommy loves you so much.

Bye-bye! Have fun, you two!

OK. Bye!

Playdate?

Here you go. Good luck.

Don't worry, Chloe.

Viv will be back before you know it.

Rachel doesn't look so bad.

You don't know the half of it.

They all look so cute

in their little outfits.

You didn't have to dress her.

She's so picky.

- You're talking about a Chihuahua.

- She's not any Chihuahua, Angela.

She's a bossy, arrogant, manipulative,

Beverly Hills Chihuahua.

She has no direction. She can't keep

a job. She's never on time.

I'm going to be late to my appointments.

Don't get me started on her schedule.

Shiatsu massages, doggy birthday

parties, couture fittings.

I have to change

her outfit four times a day.

I mean, look at her.

She's so...

...irresponsible.

...spoiled.

Woof.

- I need to cool off.

- Dive in, girl.

Whoa!

Hi, mami.

Oh!

Who is that hunk

of Chihuahua over there?

- Nice.

- Mi corazn!

The gardener.

You are more lovely...

- than the dawn.

- Wow.

Mi corazn!

You are more lovely...

than the dawn!

So embarrassing. Maybe he'll go away.

I only...

Excuse me while I bravely defend

your garden against that dangerous bird.

Hey, bird!

That is one hot dog.

Excuse me.

Coming through. Nice legs.

Mud all over me.

Hey, hey! Excuse me!

Excuse me! Excuse me, seor?

Gardener guy?

Your dog is muy bad.

Muy, muy, muy bad. Mucho naughty.

Can you get... your...

...doggie-o out of here?

Perdname, por favor,

but my heart must speak.

I only wish to say...

that if you ever need someone

to lick inside your ears...

or chew the hard to reach places...

or share your slumber in the sun...

I would be most honored

to be that special someone.

- Woof.

- Put your tongue back in your mouth.

Oh. I don't think so, Papi.

You mean, not now.

I mean... not ever.

I see. Of course. Well...

This thing.

Papi!

Duty calls! Please have

a most wonderful day.

Cool. Thanks a lot.

Rachel, wake up.

I've got a mani-pedi at 11:00,

and you have to make my waffles.

Get up!

Aunt Viv's.

Hi, Angela.

What?

You're a genius.

Yes, I can be ready

in 30 minutes. OK, bye!

Pack your swimsuit, Chloe.

We're going on a trip.

A trip? Ooh, where are we going?

Mexico! Yeah!

I love this town!

- Let's check it out.

- Surfer boys, hi!

Hi.

I love this town!

I could totally live here.

Isn't this great?

I'm starting to get the feeling

there's no Four Seasons here.

Whoo!

- Third floor, baby.

- Woo!

Hello? Somebody forget something?

- I'm walking by myself.

- Chloe!

I'm starving.

What's taking them so long?

Wait. What time are

we supposed to meet the guys?

Right now, at that club.

Wait a minute. I forgot

the name of the club.

- Cayuca Club!

- Right. Cayuca!

Be right back.

- Dinner time!

- Finally.

You should dance with Bryan, Rache.

- I'm gonna dance with him.

- He's cute!

You'd better be making me

either prime rib or reservations.

There you go.

You're joking, right?

I am ready to dance all night!

There's only one thing this is good for.

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