Beverly Hills Cop II Page #2

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and I lost my whole investment!

What's wrong with you?

You know I'm a businessman.

You come a haIf hour late

and you bring a cop!

What cop? He ain't no cop.

lt's Dirty Harry himself.

What's wrong with you?

- You callin' me a cop?

- He's my nephew.

The dude is definitely

bad luck to me!

I'll tell you what's bad luck.

My friend's in a prison body shop.

- He's a f***ing clown.

- I'm checking you for a wire.

If he ain't a cop,

why can't I frisk him?

- Stop this bullshit.

- Why won't he let me frisk him?

Cut the bullshit. I got 2,000

blank American Express cards.

Right now. You wanna do business?

With you, but not in front of him

because this dude's a cop.

l can smell a pig. I used to

be a Muslim. I know pork. Yes, pork!

Definitely pork.

l ain't doing sh*t around this dude.

- F*** you, man. Allahu Akhbar.

- You calling me a cop?

Jeff.

Where have you been? Todd's looking

for you. I hope you made the bust.

- Can I count on you, trust you?

- Yes.

We working undercover together?

And you'll be quiet?

- Who are you talking to?

- Listen. Wait.

- Drive the Ferrari for a few days.

- The Ferrari?

I'm leaving town

for a few days and...

- I need you to drive the Ferrari.

- Where?

Around. But you have to be me.

- How do I do that?

- Duck down. Drive like this.

No one can know it's you. Don't have

people hanging around the car.

lt draws attention to yourself.

One person... Drive Marcy in it!

- We're supposed to meet...

- What?

For the car.

She wants to be in the car.

- She likes the car?

- She loves it.

Drive with Marcy, scootch down.

Don't tell anybody about this.

And I know you don't understand,

but this'll make me cop of the month.

We'll be there smiling together.

l can trust you?

You're my friend?

You understand this?

- No.

- Good.

- lnspector T, how you doing?

- Where the f*** you been, Foley?

- And what the f*** is this?

- lt's a blue slip.

Why the hell you need $1 ,000?

- A little flash money...

- Flash money? Let's see...

$2,000 for a suit. $200 for a tie.

A requisition order for a Ferrari.

l've seen enough blue slips.

How about some arrest slips?

l know you're getting upset. You have

reason to be, but I am close.

l am so close now

and it's making me crazy.

l could smell it. lt's in the air.

Do you smell it? I smell it.

All I smell is bullshit. I'm

pouring money down a bottomless hole.

Where are the bad guys

at the end of this?

- I thought if there was a problem...

- Don't think! lt makes my dick itch.

Truth is, this department's

furnished you a fortune.

My ass is on the line.

l OK'd all this sh*t.

l must have been

out of my f***ing mind.

But I can't pull out

without a bust or I'm finished.

l promise you, I won't go down alone.

I'm gonna give you three days.

If I don't see some results,

I'll cover my own ass.

How do you like that arrangement?

If I only have three days,

l have to go deep undercover.

I'm deep now. This is deep.

But I'm going deeper. No more money.

I'm going deep,

deep, deep undercover.

Sign that, and I'm going so deep,

you won't know. People will page me.

Axel? No answer

cos I'll be deep undercover.

I'm tired of your bullshit, Foley.

You got three days.

If I don't see results,

I'll grind your ass into dog meat.

Deal. I'll have a dog-meat ass.

Now please sign for my flash money.

Flash money! Make sure

nothing happens to that Ferrari.

That's a $50,000 automobile.

No, no. lt's $67,000. And fast.

lt goes from 100 to 150 in...

You better make sure

nothing happens to it.

Don't worry about a thing. lt's safe.

No one else will be driving but me.

l will sleep, eat, drink, sh*t...

No, I ain't going to sh*t.

You thought I was going to...

l ain't gonna sh*t.

Don't worry about it. I'm on the job.

That's what I'm afraid of.

He's OK.

- What are you doing here?

- How's he doing?

If he's strong enough to live

through that, he's got a chance.

- I got to see those letters.

- They're at the station.

We can't take you there. We're not

supposed to be on that case.

lt's a new ball game

and we're not invited.

Neither am l,

but I got to see those letters.

- lt won't hurt to let him see them.

- But we got to be careful.

Lutz is just looking for a reason

to bust our asses.

Meet me back at the station

in an hour.

I'm going to say hi to Jan

and take a peek. All right?

- How you doing?

- OK, Axel.

Come on, stop that.

l get shot like this all the time

in Detroit. He'll be fine.

He was talking about going fishing

until yesterday.

Then he seemed preoccupied.

I'm gonna come by the house

after I get settled and look around.

Thanks, Axel.

- Where are the owners of this house?

- They haven't taken possession yet.

- They're in Hawaii.

- ls there a foreman? Thank you.

Everybody, stop what

you're doing, please. Stop it!

Stop what you're doing!

Beverly Hills building inspector.

Everybody, stop what you're doing.

I'd like to speak with your foreman.

Put the bucket down!

Somebody get me the foreman.

- I'm the foreman here.

- You? Where are the plans?

You're making

a very big f***ing mistake.

- Who are you?

- I'm the building investigator.

- Nobody told you I was coming?

- No.

Get me the goddamn plans.

Can you guys stop working?

Stop it! Stop working!

Get me the plans.

- Wait a second. This is wrong.

- What do you mean?

These are the old plans!

Weren't you at the meeting?

- No.

- Before they went to Hawaii?

- No.

- No meeting?

l was there to change these plans.

The Andersons changed the plans.

There's not supposed

to be any right angles.

- You! You! Stop working!

- Stop working!

You're destroying the house.

Wait! No right angles?

lt's like a doughnut.

What are you, a f***ing art critic?

Let them live inside a doughnut.

Some people want to live

in a round house. F*** it.

Guys, stop it.

I'll have to straighten this out.

I'll talk to my people, they'll talk

to your people and nobody gets fired.

l did what they said.

You were right,

but whoever told you's an a**hole.

Everybody come down, go home.

Relax. You got the week off.

We'll straighten this thing out.

Give your boys a round of applause.

You've done a good job. The house

is square, but it's beautiful.

Go home and relax

for the rest of the week.

I'll straighten this out.

lt's Miller time. Right, thank you.

So you'll straighten all this out?

Will you stop worrying

and go home? Trust me.

Could somebody clean this sh*t up

before you leave?

Lutz's guys are working

on the codes.

Lutz thinks he's a serial robber.

l think he's a nut case.

- Lutz is a nut case.

- Not Lutz. The Alphabet Bandit.

l don't think so.

He's too smart. What else you got?

These shell casings are from

the first robbery at Adriano's.

These are .44 auto mags. They don't

make these any more - too expensive.

This is a casing from a .308 rifle.

They cut it down to fit a .44.

- They knew what they were doing.

- Sh*t. Put this stuff away.

- Who's this?

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