Beverly Hills Cop III Page #4

my body fat, but it's really difficult,

because I keep sneaking away

to have a goat cheese.

I don't care. I wear suits.

The Annihilator 2000 is constructed

of a lightweight aluminium alloy,

combined with a new

polymer technology,

making it totally resistant

to corrosion.

The dawn of a new generation

in luxury personal weaponry,

the Annihilator 2000

is America's premier

survival, home and travel

total security unit.

Now, who's the hell is gonna

buy that sh*t?

Are you joking?

This is LA. I'm selling hundreds

of these. It's on back order.

- Get the f*** outta here!

- No, I cannot!

I am trying to tell you,

I sell ten of these

to Jackie Stallone

for stocking stuffers.

- Get the f*** outta here.

- Sly come in and bought 14.

Zsa Zsa Gabor has one...

- We gotta go, Serge.

- Thanks.

Ackwell, try to say Serge.

It's not so difficult.

"Serge" sounds like a detergent.

What are you gonna do, Axel?

I'm not gonna do nothing.

I just wanna hear the man speak.

To keep a park like Wonder World

a safe, wholesome, family environment

in difficult times like these

is an enormous challenge.

But my friend Ellis DeWald

has done just that.

Couple that with Ellis' work

with underprivileged kids,

some of whom are seated at the

head table right now with Ellis...

...and you can understand

why he's our award winner.

So let's bring him up here.

Ladies and gentlemen, the head of

security at Wonder World

and Private Law Enforcement's

Man of the Year award winner,

my dear friend, Ellis DeWald.

- Congratulations. You deserve it.

- Thank you, Orrin.

- Congratulations.

- Thanks, Mike.

You're not gonna do nothing, Axel.

You never do nothing.

Thank you very much.

You know, a lot of nice things happen

when you work at a nice place

like Wonder World,

especially when your bosses

are people like Orrin Sanderson

and Uncle Dave Thornton.

And I don't think

that Uncle Dave would mind

if I said that this is

the nicest thing yet.

Thank you very much.

Please don't do this, Axel.

Please don't do it. Don't do it.

- Bravo!

- Don't do it. Don't do it.

Bravo, Ellis DeWald! Ellis DeWald!

Bravo!

Bravo! Bravo, Ellis!

Ellis DeWald, ladies and gentlemen!

Ellis DeWald! Y'all keep it going!

Keep it going for Ellis DeWald!

Come on, it's Ellis!

Ellis DeWald, y'all!

You're not clapping loud enough!

This is Ellis DeWald!

It's this man's night! Yes!

Ladies and gentlemen, I travelled

all the way from Detroit, Michigan

to be with this man tonight,

to honour this man tonight.

My name is Axel Foley.

I'm a Detroit police officer.

It is a tremendous surprise

for Mr. DeWald

to have me standing

right next to him right now.

I can feel his body tingling!

But, ladies and gentlemen,

I want you to know,

there's not a night that goes by

that I don't think about

what I owe Ellis DeWald.

There's not a night that passes

that I don't think about

what the people of Detroit

owe Ellis DeWald!

And I'd just like to say, when I

see y'all give him this award for...

What's this here?

Ah, that's beautiful.

"With gratitude

for community service."

And I'm going to do

the community a service

because I'm going

to pay back Ellis DeWald

everything we owe him with interest!

Ellis DeWald!

Ellis DeWald!

Go on, smile, Ellis.

Get them last few smiles in.

What's the matter, Foley?

You mad at me

for shooting your boyfriend?

I got him! I got him! I got him!

You and Billy

disturbing the peace? No!

Do me a favour.

Just make your f***ing phone call

and get us out of here, all right?

Sure. Let's see, now who

do I know down there? Let's see.

Hey, don't f*** with me right now.

All right, keep your shirt on.

I'll get you guys out.

Oh, incidentally, I think we found

that truck you were looking for.

- Where?

- By the Santa Monica Pier at the beach.

I'm headed there now and

I'll pick you guys up on the way.

And Axel, in the meantime,

don't take any showers.

I'm all washed-up. Dead in the water.

Will you stop worrying? I talked to

Flint, he's gonna get us out of here.

I really liked that office.

- Foley! You're out of here.

- That was quick.

Not him, just you.

Come in.

Thank you, officer.

I ran a check on you, Foley.

You're a hell of a detective,

but something of a maverick.

I know what you're doing.

I know the drill.

You hassle DeWald,

you get him to panic,

make a rash move...

But God damn it, Foley,

we do not want to panic this man.

We want him doing business

as f***ing usual.

Do you copy me, Foley?

Ticket to Detroit, first class,

courtesy of the federal government.

Also, my card.

Should you have any more thoughts

about DeWald, let us handle it.

I give you my word as a gentleman

I'll be on that plane.

Truck was spotted by an LAPD

traffic control officer in Santa Monica.

It's a different colour,

but the same make and model as yours.

Read you. Out. Beach leader, over?

Negatory, SWAT,

hold for our arrival.

ETA...11 minutes. Out.

Billy, who were you talking to?

Truck was discovered inside

the county green line,

so I co-ordinated

with the SMPD, BHPD,

LAPD, sheriff of Los Angeles County,

Supervisor of Parks and Recreation,

California State Highway Patrol,

district attorney's office

and United States Naval Shore Patrol.

Beach leader to team one. Proceed.

All teams standing ready.

Go! Go! Go!

Area secured.

Lab says these are the same

fibres as the truck upholstery.

No help there.

There's some beach sand,

probably blew in after it was abandoned.

I just had a very unpleasant

conversation with my superiors.

- What, about being busted?

- No.

There was some objection to my use

of manpower in Operation: Truck Siege.

- What is it?

- You got a 50-dollar bill?

I've got a wife and three kids.

I haven't seen a 50 in 12 years.

- Billy, you got a 50-dollar bill?

- When do I get it back?

Man, give me 50 dollars!

It's all I got.

This is corner of a 50-dollar bill, like

Billy's new one with the hidden barcode.

So the corner tore off a bill.

Happens all the time.

No, the barcode's going up and down,

which means it comes off

this corner of the bill.

If it comes off this corner

it should have some ink on it.

This doesn't.

This is too big to be blank.

Look! It's Oki-Doki!

Go after your brother.

And don't let him get away.

I got to load my camera.

Oki-Doki!

Hey, nice little kid.

How you doing? Good to see you.

I love you, Oki-Doki!

Hey, Oki, do the Oki Shuffle.

That's not right! It's like this.

Hey, listen, kid.

I'm Oki-Doki and I changed the steps.

You got a problem with that?

You're supposed to be nice to me

no matter what I do!

You little motherf***er,

I'll kick your ass.

Oh, yeah?

Grandma! Grandma!

Oki-Doki pushed me!

You take it already.

Come on, Sheldon.

You playing or what?

Who the hell ate garlic?

Yeah, when's lunch?

I want a pastrami sandwich on rye.

You guys see

that new Rufus Rabbit?

- Axel?

- What?

Coffee. Would you like some coffee?

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