Beyond the Headlines: Catching the Craigslist Killer Page #3

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Dad's never met them

before today either, okay?

The happy family together again.

Well, I'm not seeing your brother,

so I'm guessing that he wasn't invited.

Guess whatever you want.

Hi. Come here.

So i was thinking, for everyday,

we could do the

Kate Spade Sag Harbor dinner plates

in the polka dots,

and then the salad plates in stripes,

because the stripes and the polka dots

look really good together.

Especially on the deck of

our beautiful beach house

-that we're gonna have one day.

-Nice.

And for when we invite

the head of the hospital over,

who neither one of us can stand,

I was thinking we could do

the Royal Doulton Etoile

or the Spode lndian Tree. What do you think?

Well, I think the guy

that comes up with these names

has way too much time

on his hands, personally.

And I got the countdown going. Look.

I mean, I know it's cheesy,

but it's cute, right?

You know, gotta have it.

And it's in pink.

Jan. Janet, a friendly face.

-That is exactly what I needed.

-Hey, Phil.

-You're in scrubs? You look cute.

-No.

Where were you today? You missed

a whole bunch of stuff on the test.

I missed a lot of stuff. But I don't care.

Because I've got you,

and you're gonna give me notes,

'cause you're a good friend.

-Sorry, friend.

-No, wait, wait, wait.

Philip, you're drunk.

-We're friends, right?

-Sure, we're friends.

But you're getting a little close. Philip, stop.

What? Come on. No, knock it off!

Don't you say no to me.

-Yeah? Watch me.

-Really?

What's wrong with you?

What would your fiance say about this

if she found out about you?

What did you say?

You threatening me?

-Rhinestones.

-Okay.

Wow. Does that come with a light switch?

Let's look at some other dresses.

Are these those disposable phones?

The ones that can't be traced,

they can't be tracked, anything like that?

Yeah, no lD, no nothing.

All right, thanks.

It's a lot of dress.

I like the way it moves.

-Really?

-Moves? It's like a tsunami.

Oh, my God. I am never getting married.

When you meet somebody that

makes you feel like Philip makes me feel,

and you will, you'll do anything

to show him how much you love him,

even wear a tsunami dress.

Wow, okay.

We've got cakes to taste. Go, get changed.

Quickly, quickly. We have to go!

Don't touch anything.

We'll be back in an hour.

-We are going to find a dress.

-Yes, we are.

-This is good.

-That's yummy.

-You like it?

-Megs, you cannot go with this one.

Why not?

Because all ofyour guests

will die of pleasure,

and you will have that on your conscience.

-I'm serious. This is so good.

-Give me some.

-Let me see.

-It's perfect.

It's so good.

It's like raspberry something.

You guys, look. My fianc misses me.

-He's the best boyfriend.

-Just a little bit more of that.

Looks like a very interesting project.

Yep.

You can put my number in any

of these phones, ifyou want.

Hope it's not much longer.

I know. Let's hope that she...

Wow.

Good "wow"?

Staggering "wow."

I just want you to love it.

You are going to be

the most beautiful bride ever.

I'm getting married!

Congratulations!

It's great. This is the one for sure.

I need to see some lD.

-That's me, man. Brian Stevens.

-Yeah.

-Hey, Phil.

-Hey, man. How you doing?

Janet, can I talk to you for a sec?

-Sure.

-Cool. All right.

So, listen, I just wanted to

apologize for the other night,

'cause I was really drunk.

No, I was out of line.

-Forget about it.

-It's not okay.

But I just want to let you know,

if you even think about

messing with me and my fiance,

I swear to God...

You understand?

-Okay?

-Yeah.

All right. Good? Okay.

All right, guys, I'm out. Got to get to class.

-Later, dude.

-All right, see you.

And that concludes the scintillating

video portion of our presentation.

You will see

that offspring four is not sharing the

same characteristic with offspring seven.

Mr. Markoff,

from which parent did offspring four

receive chromosome 13?

The father, obviously.

That locus is linked to congenital blindness

which doesn't appear in the maternal line.

Nobody likes a smartass, Mr. Markoff.

Thank you.

All right, any questions? Yes, sir.

Would the same hold true

from what we talked...

Philip, call me back, please.

I just tried to take out some cash,

and it says the account's overdrawn.

Come on. Don't worry about it.

I'll pay, my treat.

Hey, baby, it's me.

Can you call me back? Bye.

I'm sure there's an explanation.

You should call the bank or something.

ATMs screw up all the time.

I've called Philip three times in the past hour,

and he hasn't called me back.

He's probably in class.

I'm telling you, it's just a bank screw-up.

You guys are starting a life together, Megs.

Ifyou're gonna marry him,

you have to trust him.

Okay?

-Yes.

-The strawberry and the grape.

See? Drama queen.

-Hello?

-Baby?

-Where have you been?

-i'm at the Dean's office right now.

Listen, Megan, I'm so sorry

about the whole money thing.

I got this NlH grant, and the check came late,

but I'm getting it Monday morning, so

i'll put the money back in the account

first thing, okay?

No, it's okay. I mean, yeah.

No, no, no, no. I'm totally serious.

We're supposed to be a team, you know, and

I want us to be able

to tell each other everything, okay?

No secrets.

Look, sweetheart, I gotta let you go, okay?

But i wanted to call and let you know

that i am very sorry.

Your fianc is a big, dumb idiot,

-and that it's all taken care of.

-Thank you.

-Okay. I love you so much.

-i love you, too.

Bye.

To my best friend's wedding.

Red Sox, huh?

My favorite team. Come on in.

Sweetie, you got some mail.

-It's from B.U.

-Hello, Dr. McAllister.

It's really thin.

"Dear Miss McAllister,

thank you for this application. We..."

No?

Oh, man!

But...

You're way too cute to be shy.

Is that what you're into?

You want me to tie you up?

No. You.

But how am I gonna give you

a massage if my hands are tied?

I don't want a massage.

Okay, well, I don't do bondage, so

I guess we're in a bit of a standoff here, huh?

All right. Get down on the floor.

Hands behind your back.

-You don't have to do any of this.

-All the way down!

-I'll give you whatever you want.

-All the way down.

Put your hands behind your back.

All right. Give me your hands.

Please, please, please!

Look, I don't have a lot of money.

I don't have a lot of money, okay?

Please, I'll do whatever you want.

Please, don't!

Trisha Leffler from Las Vegas.

I know where you live now.

-This is an ATM card, right?

-Yeah.

-What's your PlN?

-4-3-2-1.

-What's your PlN?

-It's 4-3-2-1.

Please don't hurt me.

-Oh, no!

-Shut up. Shut up.

Don't say a word. Do you understand?

There you go. There you go.

Before I leave, I'm gonna

take a little souvenir, okay?

Yeah.

Thank you. Such a gentleman.

So after, he cut offyour panties with a knife

to keep as a souvenir?

He took my phone

and deleted the messages he left for me.

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