Beyond the Law Page #2
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- Year:
- 1993
- 108 min
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- You can forget the jokes. I have no sense of humor.
I never have.
I tried several times to develop one.
Even took a workshop. But it didn't work.
- Put quite simply, nothing is funny to me.
- That's funny.
Here's a list of all the bars and
known hangouts for the drug trade.
I want you to make yourself seen,
spend some money.
Do whatever's necessary to get people
to trust you, short of committing a felony.
Do that and the whole operation
goes out the window.
- Now before we go on, there's something
I have to tell you... - What ?
My predecessor sent two undercover
officers into Gila county last year.
Both disappeared without a trace.
Like they were swallowed up
by some black hole.
It's important you know
what you're up against.
[ "Hell's Kitchen" by Asphalt Ballet ]
[ laughing ]
[ laughing ]
Name's Virgil.
Gonna get sh*t-faced if you
keep drinkin' that fast, man.
I hope so.
You know, I couldn't help but notice
how much money you're draggin' around.
I need it to buy dope.
Oh. You know, I figured you
for a dealer right off.
Listen--
Wrong, Virgil.
I'm an undercover
narcotics officer.
[ laughing ]
Get the f*** outta here.
You're a narc ?
Well, if you was narc--
And I'm not sayin'
that you are--
But, uh, if you was, you could get your ass
dusted for talkin' about it.
Well, what the hell's the difference ?
I'm a bust.
Nobody will sell dope
to me anyways.
That's because of the way you look, man.
I mean, look at you.
If you came up to me and tried to buy dope,
I'd peg you for a narc.
A minute ago, you said I looked like a dealer.
F*** you, a**hole.
I was trying to be polite.
If I was a narc and I wanted to get
into some serious drugs,
I'd hang with bikers.
Bikers control all the heavy dope.
I don't know sh*t about bikers.
I could teach ya. Well, I ain't like
a member or nothin',
but, uh, they need me.
I work on their bikes.
There ain't nothin' about a scooter
ahat I can't fix.
Hell, when I got through with you,
you'd walk, talk and sh*t like a biker.
Why the hell would you do that ?
Listen, man.
Now this is strictly confidential.
- But I've always wanted to be cop.
- Come on.
No, really, man.
You know what I mean ?
Carrying a f***in' gun, arrestin' people.
That's power. Hell, you could even
make me your deputy or somethin'.
Couldn't you ?
- Raise your right hand, Virgil.
- I do.
Not yet, a**hole.
- We got a whole ceremony to do first.
- Sorry, man.
Do you solemnly swear
to take all of my orders...
never shoot anybody
or carry a gun ?
- Wait a minute, man.
- No guns, Virgil.
Any shooting needs done,
I'll handle it.
I'm the narc.
You're the f***in' deputy.
That ain't fair ! How can I arrest anybody
if I haven't got a gun ?
- Do you swear or not ?
- Yeah, I-I-I guess so, man.
Good.
Then it is with all
the power in my office...
that I now pronounce you...
deputy sheriff.
Oh, man.
This is somethin'.
This is really somethin'.
- Are you sure you're a cop ?
Modest beginnings start
with a single blow of a horn, man.
Now, when you get through
with this thing,
every dick-head in the world's
gonna wanna own it.
Do you know anything at all about
the internal combustion engine ?
[ "Working On It " by Chris Rea ]
Get working
Work, work, work
I got eight little fingers
And only two thumbs
But they lead me at least
While I get the job done
Work, work, work
Can't ya see I'm workin'
Work, work, work
Ooh, ooh
I'm workin' on it
Yeah
Ooh-ooh
I'm workin' on it
Work, work, work
Well, they're comin' from above me
And they're comin' from below
Work, work, work
Yeah, they're in there right behind me
Everywhere that I go
Work, work, work
And my buddy, he's screamin'
Down the telephone line
He say gimme, gimme, gimme
Say I ain't got the time
Ooh, ooh
Oh, no
Can't ya see I'm workin' on it
Work, work, work
Ooh, ooh
I'm workin' on it
Yeah, yeah
Go tell 'em
[ Virgil ] There's all different
kind of bikers, man.
And then there are Jackals.
Jackals is the f***in' cream.
You don't gotta be a rocket scientist
to get close to 'em.
They only got a few rules.
But most important is stompin'.
Stompin' means somebody hits a Jackal,
he's gonna have 30 of 'em on his neck.
A dude asks a Jackal
to get outta his house,
he's gonna come back with an army
and stomp the bastard to death.
I know this town
Has got the best of me
I'll tell you why
Well, they're comin' from above me
And they're comin' from below
They're in there right behind me
Everywhere that I go
My buddy's screamin'
Down the telephone line
He said gimme, gimme, gimme
Said I ain't got the time no
Ooh, ooh
Oh, no
Can't ya see
I'm workin'
Yeah
Ooh, ooh
I'm workin' on it
[ Virgil ] That is one hell of a scooter, dude.
Climb on the f***er.
See if it works.
- Really ?
- Really.
[ engine sputtering ]
[ engine revving ]
Yes !
[ engine revving ]
[ laughing ]
Ta-da ! These are
your f***in' colors, man.
- My f***in' what ?
- Your colors.
A biker will fight ya to the death
if you rat-f*** his colors.
It's the name of your club.
You are a member of the Pythons.
I made it up myself,
but who the f***'s gonna know ?
[ chuckles ]
Come here, come here.
You see this little one percent ?
This means that you are a member...
of the totally zoned-out, f***ed-up,
bad-ass, outlaw motorcycle brotherhood.
And this little space right here.
That's where your name goes.
Now what do you wanna call yourself ?
Bikers all got nicknames.
How about if I call myself... Sid ?
- Sid. Sidney ?
- Yeah. Sid.
- Not f***in' Sidney. Sid.
- Sid. Sid. Sid.
I like it. It's great. F***in' great.
Here. Put it on. Try it on.
- Nope, nope.
- What ?
Well, you're not dirty enough.
You're not crazy enough.
I'm gettin' really f***in' tired
of hearing you say that.
Yeah ? Well, being tired
is a lot better than being dead, man.
I just made that up too.
[ laughing ]
[ dog barking ]
What the f***--
[ laughing ]
Now you're dirty enough.
Meet me tomorrow at Spanish Wells and
we'll see how f***in' crazy you are.
[ laughing ]
You son of a b*tch.
[ man on police radio ]
Base to 528.
[ dispatcher ]
All units, '89 red cadillac seville,
partial plate I.D. number 7-2-6,
just reported stolen from Denny's
parking lot in Linkville.
Hello, dude. What do ya think
of my new wheels ?
You ugly prick !
You just stole this car from the
Denny's parking lot in Linkville.
How in the f***
did you know that, man ?
- You've involved me in a felony, Virgil.
- I was getting bored.
- Bein' a cop ain't everything I thought
it was gonna be. - What's that in your belt ?
- Nothing.
- Bullshit ! It's a pistol. You swore no guns.
Now take it out
and put it on the seat.
- I was just tryin' to have a little fun, man.
- Fun ?
I oughta kill you !
Now follow me back down the hill...
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