Bhoothnath Returns Page #2

Hey, come to the point and

tell me what to do.

See, this is India.

Here no matter how

bad the movie is..

..if the trailer is a hit

then the movie is a hit.

Now watch me set a

mind-blowing trailer for you.

First day first show, house full.

Muuummmmy...

What happened?

- What happened? - What happened?

Inside.

There's a ghost.

He's lying.

- I'm lying? I'm lying?

Here you go. I'm lying..

...I'm lying. I'm lying?

Here, I'm throwing it again.

I'm lying.

Are you scared now?

- Yes.

Are your pants wet?

- Yes.

Muuummmy!

You overacted a little.

But in India, only overacting works.

Thanks.

Don't mention it.

The thing is, I might

be small but my hear-t is big.

But why did you do this for me?

'Cause I liked your beard.

Idiot, there's no such

thing as a free lunch.

This is how the world functions.

Can I ask you one thing?

Ask two.

Now I'll kick you out of this house.

Idiot, now you are

getting too big for your boots.

No.

The thing is, these school-going,

English-speaking kids..

"don't let slum kids like me

play with them.

So now I'll kick

you out of this house.

And they will let me into

their cricket team.

Now do as I say.

The ghost will run away.

Got it?

Fold your hands.

Jajantaram-Mamantaram.

(Mantra)

Jajantaram-Mamantaram.

(Mantra)

Ouch! My back!

Singham. Singham.

(Mantra)

Singham. Singham.

(Mantra)

My neck hurts!

Zindagi Na Milegi Dubaram!

(Mantra)

Zindagi Na Milegi Dubaram!

(Mantra)

Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.

I said sorry. Sorry. Sorry.

Agnipatham. Agnipatham.

(Mantra)

Agnipatham.

(Mantra)

Muuummmy! l!

He's gone.

Thanks, man. - It's okay.

Someone stop me.

I've scared the damn ghost man.

Come on, guys.

Akh rot!

Come on, let's play.

Come on now, you guys are

going to make me cry or what.

Come on, give me the bat.

You will bowl.

You are second.

Bloody overactor.

But then it works in India.

Mosquitoes don't bite you, do they?

You neither feel hungry nor thirsty.

Do you take bath?

Amazing.

Do you want to be a ghost?

No, man. I'm good as I am.

At least I'm alive.

What do you do?

Foreigners that come

here on a holiday..

...they want to see poor India,

dirty lndia..

...I show them my area..

by spicing things up a little..

..and make some money through it.

Come,

I'll show it to you as well.

But I don't have any money.

Stupid, who will

take money from a ghost?

Come on.

This is my area.

"Come on,

put some wipers on your glasses."

"Take out those cotton

balls from your ears."

"I'm telling you a story.

This is Dharavi, my dear."

"The movie screen is torn.

It's a lower stall seat."

"Dharavi's movie

is still super hit."

"Hit it!"

"This is my area."

"Fu|| on Bollywood Blockbuster."

"Enjoy many movies

at the price of one."

"This is my area."

"Fu|| on Bollywood Blockbuster."

"Enjoy many movies

at the price of one."

"In it, the mother's Meena Kumari."

"The father has an unknown illness."

"Brother is Mr. Helpless."

And sister is Mrs. Unmarried."

"Stop it if you can,

this is the morning raga."

"Spotting the constable,

Milkha star-ts running."

"Romance is strong,

Fight scenes are also on."

"Here tears can be

found without glycerin."

"There's waterfall,

and fast racing Ferraris too."

"Thakur is under suspicion,

Basanti is pregnant."

"This is my area."

"Fu|| on Bollywood Blockbuster."

"Enjoy many movies

at the price of one."

"This is my area."

"Fu|| on Bollywood Blockbuster."

"Enjoy multiple movies

by paying for just one."

"Three shows of Devdas, daily."

"God alone knows since

when is this Ganga dirty."

"There's a promise of

comedy along with tragedy."

"Villain's role is

more than the hero's.

"Three times the tax,

the sky leaks."

"It's the same story for every one."

"I'm stressed, stressed, stressed!"

"This is my area."

"Fu|| on Bollywood Blockbuster."

"Enjoy many movies

at the price of one."

"This is my area."

"Fu|| on Bollywood Blockbuster."

"Enjoy many movies

at the price of one."

"Come on, buddy!"

You have one week to pay.

If you can't then vacate the room.

Got it?

That's the most important

thing in my life.

What?

The most important thing in my life.

What?

My mother.

Oh.

Come,

I'll introduce you to my mother.

Have you lost your mind?

She'll get scared if

you introduce her to a ghost.

I don't hide anything

from my mother.

Anyways, she only fears God.

Come on.

- It'll be a problem.

Come on!

He's bound to get thrashed.

Why are you standing

there like a ghost?

I want to introduce you to someone.

Then ask him to come inside.

He is here.

You've caught a

snake or a frog again?

Oh yes, you cannot see him.

Why?

- Because he's a ghost.

He. Here.

Damn, did you try drugs?

Show me your eyes!

Open your mouth!

I told you, you'll get thrashed.

Akhrot is telling the truth.

I really am a ghost.

"Oh Hanuman, the ocean of knowledge

and virtues, may you be victorious."

Come on, man.

- I had told you..

..not to pee close to that

sacred tree in the evening.

See now... a ghost is after you.

"You are the trusted

messenger of Rama."

But he is a very nice ghost.

- Shut up.

"You are known as son of

Anjana and son of the Wind God."

Has he left?

You had said that

she fears only God.

Look Mr. Ghost,

he is a fatherless child.

He has made a mistake.

Please forgive him.

We are very poor.

We have nothing to give you.

Please leave.

He's gone.

HE'S gone?

Don't utter a word. Stay quiet.

Swear by me.

Swear by me that you

won't meet that ghost again.

But he is a very nice ghost.

Swear by me.

I swear.

Tell me something.

- Yes?

Up there, have you met anyone who

died because someone broke a promise?

No, I haven't.

Then it's fine.

Don't mind my mother,

she has seen very bad days.

Can I help you in any way?

Why?

Because I want to help you.

How can you help me?

I will take some money from

a rich guy and give it to you.

He won't even realize that he suffered

a loss and you'll benefit a little.

If I had to lead a thief's

life then I could have.

Like this.

Hey

But no.

I don't want to live such a life.

What kind of a man are you?

You picked his pocket.

Why are you unnecessarily

raising your blood pressure?

Anyways, you are a ghost.

And a ghosfs job is to

cause problems, not solve them.

What do you mean?

I mean..

"take Rawafs building for example.

- Okay.

Naseeb Heights.

- Okay.

There's no building as

unfortunate as that one in Mumbai.

Its construction has been

stalled since the past 1% years.

Why?

There's a spirit like you

residing over there. A ghost.

Anyone who goes in,

comes out injured.

He throws bricks

and stones at everyone.

You want to make an honest living?

- Yes.

Come.

Where?

- Come on.

Here we less likely to get work..

..more likely to get whacks.

Do you have ten bucks?

He won't agree with that.

- He will. He will.

One cannot even buy half

a cup of tea and bread-butter.

Since you have gone up,

prices have gone up too.

But man's greed

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