Bhoothnath Returns Page #6

Sit down. Sit down. Shut up!

Lallan.

Bhau, a ghost is

contesting against you.

That's very smart of the opposition.

Now they won't have to

hide their face when they lose.

I am not joking.

A ghost is contesting against you.

Then your job is in danger, Lallan.

Why?

Whose throat will

you slit this time?

La||an..

This country's heating political

situation got some comic relief..

..when a ghost decided to contest

elections from Dharavi constituency of Mumbai.

The ghost of election

takes over the country.

ls this the darkest day

in the history of democracy?

Can this be really happening?

- The country's politics has hit a new low.

Now par-ties are fielding

ghosts as candidates.

I told you so.

But you paid no heed to me.

Now they are making fun of us.

ls the ghost they are talking

about on the news your friend?

Yes, mom. I tried to talk him out.

But he never listens.

Now they are making fun of us.

Look Akhrot,

you better stay out of it.

No, mom. I'm staying out of it.

It's his business not mine.

I am just supporting

him because he is my friend.

That too from outside.

Bhau is a dangerous guy.

Right. That's what I told him.

Why are you getting worried?

Look, water has come. Go.

I don't want any trouble.

This was my idea?

Look, there is just one person

in your party and that's me.

If I leave,

your party will cease to exist.

What do you want to do?

I want to show them an

amazing trailer. What else?

Did that ring a bell?

Or do you want some more?

Something that was making you laugh

until yesterday will shock you today.

Because this time

from Dharavi in Mumbai..

..a ghost is actually

going to contest the election.

And he is at the moment

with us in the studio.

Mr. Bhoothnath.

- Yes.

.. why should our viewers believe

that you are actually a ghost?

It is not their fault.

If I would've been alive today.

.. then perhaps I too

wouldn't have believed it.

But sir, can you do something which

makes our viewers believe that.

That. that.

As you can see,

this is not a camera trick.

Mr. Bhoothnath is behind it.

Look, I am not here

to show tricks.

I just want to tell everyone

that this is not a joke.

I am fighting this election

and I am serious about it.

This ghost speaks in English.

Good. At least from somewhere

an educated person is contesting.

But sir, how can a ghost

stand for the election?

No where in the rule

book does it state that.

..one needs to be alive

to contest the election.

I told you so.

Sir, this is causing uproar outside.

UPFOarI

Why isn't there an uproar

when those who are accused.

..of embezzling billions

of rupees contest the election?

The ones who are

accused of hooliganism.

The ones who are accused of murder.

Right.

I am just an ordinary ghost.

Why is my contesting the

election causing such an uproar?

But sir, what made a

ghost contest the election?

When it's the question

of our country's future..

Some of the responsibility.

...lies on the shoulder

of this country's ghost as well.

He is here. He is here.

Just one question, please, sir.

One question, please, sir.

Sir..

- Sir..

Okay. Okay.

Just one question.

Sir, do you think the

public will vote for a ghost?

I just want to tell

them that I am not a ghost.

I am the future.

One more question, sir.

Just one more question, sir.

Sir. Sir..

- He left.

Where is he?

- Where is he?

And what would you

like to stay about this?

Jai Hind.

(Hail Motherland)

Isn't he the same building boy?

Khajur (Dates).

- Akhrot.

Yes, Akhrot.

What is he doing there?

You have become very popular.

This isn't popularity.

This is curiosity.

Let's go and talk to them.

Where? There? No.

Let's go.

- No.

I won't go before a crowd.

You go and tell them I'm not here.

He's scared!

Where is he? Where is he?

Stop.

Bhoothnath is not here.

Please leave.

Bhoothnath.

- No one is in there.

Leave. Get going, aunty.

Komal is calling you. Go.

Scram. What? Leave.

Don't you all have work to do?

Scram. No one is in there. Leave.

Uncle, someone will steal

from your shop. Hurry up.

Please don't.

Give your support to this child.

Give him your blessings.

Long |ive..

- Bhau Sahib.

Long |ive..

- Bhau Sahib.

Long |ive..

- Bhau Sahib.

Long |ive..

- Bhau Sahib.

Long |ive..

- Bhau Sahib.

Long |ive..

- Bhau Sahib.

Long |ive..

- Bhau Sahib.

Long |ive..

- Bhau Sahib.

Long |ive..

- Bhau Sahib.

Ladies and gentleman, I have

a question for you. I want a reply.

This ghost who is

contesting the election.

..why is he fighting from our area?

Do you have an answer?

Do you? Do you?

You don't? You don't, right?

Let me tell you.

That's because through

our hard work and dedication.

..we have turned

this area into heaven.

Hey, stop it. What heaven?

That poor ghost got confused.

He thought, if there is

heaven on earth then it's here.

Aplllaud.

As soon as he passed away,

he came here.

So all of you

shouldn't get confused.

Bhoothnath, do something.

If the dialogues are a

hit then the movie will be a hit.

And if its songs are a hit

then the movie will be super-hit.

But who will write the song?

We'll need to find a writer who..

..has same problems

with the system like we do.

We have a small request to make,

Mr. Anurag.

Sir, I don't make movies on ghosts.

No, I want you to

write a song for us.

An item song, sir?

An election number.

I don't think I have a choice, sir.

No, I won't force you if you refuse.

But, you know that

it's for a very good cause.

Sir, I've a request to make.

You aren't visible.

And you walk while you talk"

..so it feels like you

are speaking in surround sound.

Anyways sir, we don't

have budgets for Dolby.

Here you go.

Better?

ls, he there?

Yes. Much better, sir.

I'll do it, sir.

- Thank you.

I've another request to make.

Sir, I cannot dance.

Idiot, at least hear him out.

Look, your songs are

a little adult in nature.

I got it, sir.

It Will be difficult,

but I'll do it.

Songs will be for adults

but they won't be only for adults.

I promise, sir.

- Thank you.

Come on.

You made him win

through a big margin.

Ladies and gentlemen,

the pride of your area..

Hard working, dedicated Bhau Sahib!

Our song is ready?

Then play it.

'And here comes a message

dedicated by the public..'

'..to Dharavi legislative assembly's

deceitful, corrupt dishonest.

'..Bhau Sahib.'

"Keep your arrogance to yourself,

for the best."

"This order is issued

in public interest."

"Better stay within

your limits."

"Hello, hello."

"Now, it's our turn."

"A little bit of Whip."

"Whoever was given, was fixed."

"Our craziness is gaining fame."

"A pawn"

"For this reason."

"A party is a must."

"A party is a must."

"A party is a must."

"A party is a must."

"Our party continues."

"It's now our responsibility."

"Our party continues."

"It's now our responsibility."

"lam a king."

"Who can match up with me?"

"It's God, who is my backbone."

"Making everyone

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