Big Movie Premiere: The Proposal Page #9

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- Why would you do that?

- Boys!

- It has nothing to do with you.

- Boys, stop it!

- l`m not gonna let you do this.

- l`m not asking your permission.

Annie! Joe! Joe!

Annie! Joe!

I think l`m having a heart attack.

- Easy.

- Somebody get a doctor!

- Easy, easy. Mom?

- Get a doctor!

I got it.

Andrew.

You two need to stop fighting.

You`ll never see eye to eye.

But you`re family.

Promise me you`ll stand by Andrew.

Even if... if you don`t agree with him.

I promise.

Andrew.

Promise me you`ll work harder

to be a part of this family.

I will.

I will, Gammy.

Well, then, the spirits can take me.

Oh, Annie.

Gammy?

I guess they`re not ready for me.

I`m feeling much better, sonny.

No need to take us to the hospital.

Take us to the airport, please.

Mom, what? Are you faking

the heart attack?

- Oh, come on!

- Come on.

Well, it was the only

way I could get you two

to shut up and get us

to the airport!

We`re not authorised

to take you to the airport.

Larry Ferris, don`t make me

call your mother.

You got it.

You scared the hell out of me.

Yep. You should`ve

given up back in New York.

See...

I`m like Eliot Ness.

I always get my man.

I`m that good.

Flight 1 601, as soon

as you`re in position,

you`re cleared for takeoff.

Roger that, Chuck.

OK. Come on, come on,

come on, come on.

Tower. Talk to me.

- Chuck! It`s Drew Paxton.

- Hey, dude.

Hey... I have a little favour

I need from you, buddy...

Margaret`s on that plane.

I gotta talk to her.

- Can you stop it?

- Oh, yeah!

I heard about your lady bailin`.

- Drag-ola.

- Chuck! I need you

to stop the plane. Please.

I can`t do that.

No, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no! Come on!

Oh, no.

No!

- What`s wrong?

- Margaret`s on that plane.

- And he didn`t get to tell her.

- Tell her what?

That he loves her.

So she could tell him

that she loves him, too.

- But how does he...

- If she didn`t love him,

- she wouldn`t have left.

- Of course not.

Am I the only one not getting this?

- Oh, Joe!

- Chuck! Chuck! Look down.

Look down.

Like... Oh, there you are!

Sorry, man.

There was nothing I could do.

Thanks, Chuck.

I`m sorry, son. I didn`t know

how you felt about her.

Honey, it`s gonna be OK.

Jordan?

Jordan.

Jordan!

I need for you to send

the boxes in my office to...

...to this address, please.

This one right here.

This address right here. OK?

- Can you do that?

- Yes. Sure.

- Good, all right. Thank you.

- Miss Tate.

Yes. What? What?

Hey.

Andrew.

Why are, why are you panting?

Because l`ve been running.

- Really. From Alaska?

- I need to talk to you.

Yeah? Well, I don`t

have time to talk.

I need to catch a 5.45 to Toronto.

- Margaret.

- I need the boxes to go out today.

- I want to make sure everything is...

- Margaret! Stop talking!

Gotta say something.

- OK.

- This will just take a sec.

Fine. What?

Three days ago, I loathed you.

I used to dream about you

getting hit by a cab.

Or poisoned.

- Oh, that`s nice.

- I told you to stop talking.

Then we had our little

adventure up in Alaska

and things started to change.

Things changed when we kissed.

And when you told me

about your tattoo.

Even when you checked me out

when we were naked.

Naked?

- Well, I didn`t see anything...

- Yeah, you did.

But I didn`t realise any of this

until I was standing alone.

In a barn... wife-less.

Now, you can imagine my disappointment

when it suddenly dawned on me

that the woman I love is about

to be kicked out of the country.

So, Margaret.

Marry me.

Because l`d like to date you.

Trust me. You don`t really

want to be with me.

Yes, I do.

See, the thing is, there is a reason why

l`ve been alone all this time.

I`m comfortable that way.

And I think it would just be

a lot easier

if we forgot everything

that happened and I just left.

You`re right.

That would be easier.

- l`m scared.

- Me, too.

Aren`t you supposed to get down

on your knee or something?

I`m gonna take that as a ``yes``.

Oh, OK.

Yeah! Show her who`s boss, Andrew!

So, let me see if l`ve got this right.

You two are engaged again.

- Yes.

- Yes.

For real?

- Yes.

- Yeah.

You wanna go through with this?

Because one wrong answer,

I`m gonna take you down.

- OK.

- OK.

Let`s do it.

When did you first start to date?

Last week.

- That going well?

- So far it`s great. Thank you.

What kind of deodorant does Andrew use?

- Men`s Speed Stick?

- What flavour? Musk? Alpine?

Was it love at first sight?

No.

I loved her from the beginning.

What side of the bed

does she sleep on?

- She sleeps on the left.

- What side of the bed do you sleep on?

Look, are they soul mates?

Will they kill each other? No.

- Are you a good driver?

- Oh, excellent driver. Excellent.

In my mind, I see her

with someone perhaps...

...more swarthy, darker.

We don`t use the word

``Margaret`` around Kevin.

He still hasn`t warmed up to her.

Margaret.

Margaret.

- See? It`s the damnedest thing.

- I have never farted in front of him.

- Nor will I ever fart in front of him.

- She farts in her sleep.

Would you consider

Margaret a good dancer?

You can tell by the way

she drinks her soda pop

that she`s a good dancer.

How, how... How is the soda pop

relevant to the dancing?

I don`t understand this.

- I call him... puppy.

- Pumpkin.

- Monkey.

- Daisy.

- Kiddo.

- Bird.

Sometimes I call him Rick.

- How do you spell ``Ramone?``

- R-A-M-O-N-E.

Could you do that again

in English, please?

When you say, you know,

the position in the relationship...

Top or bottom?

You`re asking me a question

about who`s on top?

You took an oath

when you walked in this office.

I did not take an oath.

When did I take an oath?

Laura should`ve done that,

but she didn`t. That`s OK.

Who`s Laura?

She`s the girl behind you.

Don`t look around.

Which of the following numbers

is not a prime?

Seventeen.

I`m sorry. Let me

say the list, please.

- l`m sorry?

- He knew your favourite colour.

- Blue?

- Wrong!

- Red?

- No!

- Dark... Maybe like a hunter green?

- No. White.

- White?

- OK, moving on.

Favourite colour is blue.

What`s her favourite colour

when she`s not at home?

I don`t know.

Are you a citizen of this country,

Ramone?

Yes, l`m a citizen!

Are you crazy?

What relevance a ball in a net

or a Fruit Roll-Up or a Pop-Tart

has to do with my

relationship with Andrew?

If you`re getting excited...

Who are you engaged to?

- Andrew.

- Very good. Got one right.

- Who are you engaged to?

- l`m engaged to Margaret Tate.

And on the wedding day,

who will be next to you?

I`m going to marry Margaret Tate.

- Final answer?

- That work? Yeah, final answer.

Is this a game show?

I don`t understand what...

That`s a great song.

That was beautiful.

- That was really beautiful.

- Mama Cass.

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