Bigger Fatter Liar
- PG
- Year:
- 2017
- 94 min
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Kevin? Kevin!
I'm up! I'm up.
You're gonna be late for school.
I'm already dressed, Dad.
Uh-huh.
I'm practically out of the door.
Why don't I believe you?
Are you calling me a liar?
Well, let's just say that you and the
truth aren't always on speaking terms.
Well, that hurts.
To think that my father doesn't
even believe his first-born child.
It's not a question
of belief, Kevin,
it's a question of experience,
and in my experience...
Who are you going to believe?
Your experience?
Or your son?
Huh.
Well, I stand corrected.
Honestly, Dad...
I wish you'd learn
to trust me once in a while.
Okay, I apologize.
And Dad, I need some cash
for the class trip.
I thought I gave you money
for a class trip last week.
They must be running a travel
agency out of your school.
Here.
Finish your homework?
Of course I finished
my homework.
It's right in here.
I'll see you tonight, then.
See you tonight, Dad.
Okay. All right.
Homework.
I will be collecting your social
studies assignment this morning.
You're late, Kevin.
Sorry. Sorry.
It's not my fault.
I was helping Principal Taggert
And what safety issue
would that be?
I'm afraid I can't tell you, Miss Walker.
Top-level security.
Sworn to secrecy.
Take a seat, Kevin.
As you know, this assignment is
worth 30% of your final grade,
so I hope you all took it
very seriously.
Top-level security?
It's the best I could come
up with on short notice.
One of these days, you're
gonna get caught, you know.
Yeah?
Well, not today.
Thank you.
Kevin. Award'?
Is there a problem, Miss Walker?
I'm not sure.
You wrote this paper
all by yourself?
Stayed up all night,
but it was worth it.
something important.
Uh-huh.
You know what?
I think I better
call your father
to confirm that you actually did
write this paper on your own.
Oh, I wouldn't do
that, Miss Walker.
My dad's very busy, you know.
You really shouldn't bother him.
Mmm. It won't
take a minute.
And I'm sure your father's interested
in your education, of course.
Of course.
Happy Friday, kids.
We are pleased to inform you that we
won't be serving plain, hot mush today.
It will be hot mush with
applesauce and cinnamon.
Bon apptit.
Thanks. Keep the change.
What if Miss Walker
wasn't kidding?
What if she really does
call your dad?
Becca, I'm hurt.
You, of all people, don't
believe I wrote that paper?
How long have we been friends?
Since third grade.
And what's our agreement?
We never lie to each other.
Right.
I know you didn't
write that paper.
Then you also know
I've got a plan.
You know we're stalling,
but they don't know that.
Well, just tell
them we need some more time
to review the documents.
Hang on a sec. Another call.
Never mind.
It's a wrong number.
Wonder who this is.
Hello? This is Tom Shepard.
Hello, Mr. Shepard.
This is Karen Walker, Kevin's
social studies teacher.
Ah, yes.
Hello, Karen. Kevin has
told me a lot about you.
He has?
He says you're one of the
best teachers at the school.
Oh! Well,
I don't know about...
I am calling
to confirm something.
Did Kevin stay up all night working
on his social studies assignment?
No. No, he did not.
Ah.
on this paper for weeks.
I'd be very surprised if it
didn't earn him at least an A.
Well, I will certainly, um...
By the way, are you calling
all the parents today?
Uh. No, but...
suspicious of my son in particular?
Well, no, it's just...
For crying out loud,
cut the kid some slack.
Now, if you'll excuse me, Miss Walker,
I've got work to do. Bye-bye.
Goodbye...
Why did I ever doubt you?
The doctor said
it's a very rare condition...
And any kind of extreme physical
Excuse me!
Sorry to interrupt.
Kevin, I need to see you
in my classroom.
No. Um, actually, I'm in a meeting.
Can it wait?
It can't.
Plagiarism?
They have this wonderful
that correlates instances of selected texts
against known sources on the Internet.
It could've been a coincidence.
Forty-seven times?
I'm afraid the odds are
not in your favor, Kevin.
Okay, I'm sorry.
I just ran out of time.
I didn't know what else to do.
Usually, I would have to
report this to the principal,
but I think, in this case,
one-week suspension.
I can do better than that.
One month.
No Internet, no allowance, no
phone, no video games and no car.
And, of course, I will need you to redo
your assignment in your own words,
and in your own
handwriting this time.
No Internet?
Tomorrow's the last day
of the semester.
I want your new assignment on my desk
no later than 9:
00 tomorrow morning.Or?
Summer school?
Seriously?
Seriously.
Unless I come up with
a completely new project,
I'm gonna be spending the entire
summer stuck in some classroom
with Miss Walker and a
bunch of mouth-breathers.
Okay, well, let's think. Uh...
Just pick a topic.
New technologies.
Trends in new technologies.
How am I supposed to write
about new technologies
if I can't even use
my current technology?
They say you should write
about what you know.
Great. So what do I know?
Well, you know how to lie.
Thanks.
Just trying to help.
This isn't a game, Becca.
This is serious business.
A game.
I gotta go!
See you tomorrow.
But...
I'm done!
No!
What?
Great. Just great.
Yeah, I'm coming home.
Nah, it was
No-talent hacks at that stupid game
expo couldn't come up with Ms. Pac-Man
if you gave' em
three ghosts on a plate.
Yeah, I'm on my way
to the airport now.
If the guy could
find the gas pedal!
I'll call you later.
So you're in the, uh,
video game business?
Oh, let me guess.
You got a great idea for a game?
Yeah, actually, I do.
It's called...
Nice guy-
Kevin Shepard, you're a genius.
Oh!
Oh, no. Oh! Wow.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my gosh, kid.
I didn't even see you.
You okay?
Your tibia's in your leg.
Phantom pains!
Phantom pains!
All right, kid.
Looks like you lived.
We gotta get to the airport!
Well, what about my bike?
Tough break.
Hope you have insurance.
How am I supposed
to get to school?
Isn't there a bus
for you people?
I need to get to school now!
Look, give me a ride and I'll forget all
about this clearly illegal hit-and-run.
Uh, we didn't run.
We stopped.
Forget it, kid!
Thanks to Miss Daisy here, I'm
already late for my flight.
Ow! My arm!
My leg!
We'd better get a police report.
Someone call 911.
All right!
He's kidding.
Shut up. Get in the car.
Come on!
Come on! Come on!
Hi. I'm Kevin Shepard.
Where's your school?
Fourth and Maple.
Give it some gas!
We haven't got all day.
Yes, Mr. Wolf.
So, what brings you to Columbus?
I came here for
the video game expo.
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