Biker Boyz Page #3

Came to get me a tattoo.

Okay, look, you|can't just stop by.

You have to make|an appointment.

You see me race|the other day?

Yeah. I saw you race.

I think you're crazy.

Well, I think|some people like crazy.

Look, I'm kind of busy,|so, um... Um...

...if you want to make|an appointment...

...here.

You can call|my voice mail.

Your voice mail?

My voice mail.

A'ight.

Anything else?

Yeah, um...

I wasn't trying to cause static|at the dance.

I was just trying|to show off my bike.

Things got out of control,|so, I apologize to you, T.J.

I understand that.

But, you see,|I ain't the only one...

...you should be apologizing to.

I apologize.

Word is you've|been kicking it...

...with that white boy|that raced Donny.

There a law against that?

No. Just wondering|if you met him...

...before the race or after.

After.

'Cause we got a strict code|about hustling.

You either deal straight up,|or not at all.

I'm just as straight up as you.

So, you're taking...

...college classes|and fixing bikes part-time?

That's right.

Following in your|father's footsteps?

In some things.

All right, if we agree|to vote you in...

...your club will|be recognized.

But if you're|not voted in...

...you can come again|before us in a year.

I understand that.

Good for you.

All those in favor of Kid's club|being recognized...

...acknowledge.

So what y'all going|to call yourself?

You okay?

Yeah, I'm good.

Okay.

'Cause, um... I just thought...

...it might hurt a little.

No. It's all good.

It kind of helps|if you breathe a little bit.

Just...

Breathe.

You know, Tina...

I'm really feeling you.

Feeling me?

Yeah.

You know, I mean,|I like you a lot.

Kid, how would you know that?

You hardly even know me.

I just know.

That's all, you know?

So, what does this mean?

Oh... Uh...

It's something my dad,|uh... Used to say.

It means, uh, whatever,|whoever steps to you...

...just remember who you are.

You know... Keep it real.

I know about|what happened to him.

I'm sorry.

Can't imagine how|you're dealing with it.

Life's jacked up.

You know, just, uh...

...learn how to deal|with it, you know?

I guess so.

Yeah.

Oh... I forgot to thank you|for my flowers.

Thank you.

You know, I never flowed|like that before.

Never... You know,|bought flowers...

...for a girl.

Yeah, I could tell.

Yeah?

Um...

Picked them out myself.

I can tell that, too.

Come here.

Come here.

Think of|the sexiest girl...

Think of|the sexiest girl...

...you ever seen|in your life...

...the sexiest...|and I'm telling you...

Shorty was sexier|than that.

And she was checking you out?

No, she was drooling|all over me, son.

So, you know, I start|talking to Shorty, right?

She telling me|she been racing...

...for, like, two years...

...and she want to race me|for 500 beans.

Now, that sound|like easy money.

Yo, as fine as she is...

I'm thinking|the same thing.

Only she ain't|got no money.

So, she says if I win,|I get whatever I want.

Whoa.

So, did you win?

What you think?

So, I takes her back|to the motel...

...to settle our debt, right?

And Shorty starts|kissing on me...

You know what|I'm saying?

Starts twirling|her tongue in my ear...

...and I'm saying, son,|that's my spot.

Don't twirl the tongue|in my ear.

No, that's a little more|than I need to know.

Hold up; you took her|back to the motel...

...and you only got|a ear job?

Hee-hee-hee, shut up.

That ain't funny.

Anyway, so before I could|tell Shorty to chill...

...she got me handcuffed|to the headboard like... Blah!

- Oh...|- Nice.

Next thing I know, five|of her friends come storming in.

- Oh...|- Nice.

No, see,|you're not hearing me, man.

It's not coming|through your head.

This ain't no|S & M bruise.

They beat the sh*t out of me...

...stole my money,|stole my clothes...

...and I had to ride home|butt-naked, yo.

And there was like this|big-ass traffic jam...

'cause everybody|got out they car...

...to laugh at me.

I nearly burned my nuts off|on the way home.

Yo, man...

Yo, we a motorcycle club, right?

We supposed to stick together|at times like this, right?

You're just going to|laugh at me like that?

Huh? At least help me|get my money back, man.

That's messed up, man.

That's mad messed up.

On behalf of all|the club presidents...

...we want to thank you|for coming out.

This is our fourth annual|Bikini Bike Wash.

And every dime...

...raised here today|goes towards purchasing...

...schoolbooks for kids|in our community.

So, if you got a dirty bike...

...this is where you want to be.

And if you got a clean bike,|this is where you want to be.

Now, please, give a warm welcome...

...to our motorcycle|sanitation engineers!

Come on.

Damn.

Come on. Come on.

Hang on, hang on, hang on!

Before all you sisters|get too salty...

...please say hello to Turbo.

Oh...!

No, no, no, no!

What?

Yo, man, that's what|I'm talking about.

Do they come any tighter,|them shorts he got on?

I ain't feeling that|right there.

All they need|is the Train, baby!

All you need is the|chug-a-chug-a-chug-a-chug-a...

Soul Train!

I think, um, you|need to cool off.

Hey, you... I see you.

If there's one bike out here...

...that doesn't need|to be cleaned, it's yours.

Well, it's for charity.

Ah... Charity.

Speaking of charity,|where's, um...

...uh... Donny?

I really wouldn't know.

Well, ain't|y'all involved?

Brothers and commitment.

You know about that one,|don't you?

That again.

Mmm. I suppose|it didn't help matters...

...that I beat him in a race.

You could've let him win.

Like I let you win?

Like you let me win?

Don't let me keep you, huh?

Wouldn't want you|to feel "smothered."

I'm up next.

Hey, yo, Kid!

These guys want|to talk to you.

Hey, Kid, I'm Philly.

What's up, man?

- And I'm Flip.|- What's going on?

Yo, we saw you race|Donny a while back.

Yo, we saw you beat|Big Gee a week ago.

Your flow was|off the chain.

Off the heezy.

Yo, now that you got|your own crew and all...

...we was hoping to join up.

What?

I mean, we know|that we got to be...

...prospects for a while...

...but whatever it takes to become|Biker Boyz, we'll do it.

- Whatever it takes?|- No doubt.

Don't jump, Smoke.

It can't be that bad.

Well, if it ain't Dogg...

"man's best friend."

Hey! Hey! Fetch!

Why don't you hang it up?

You haven't raced|anybody credible...

...since the accident.

Oh, that's 'cause|you think...

...you're the only one|who's credible.

Think?

Only reason you beat me|up in Fresno...

...is 'cause my piston|got jacked up.

That sh*t|ain't happening again.

Good. You need to get in|line and wait your turn...

...like everybody else.

Ain't nobody else...

...except you.

I been watching you...|riding safe, careful...

...not taking any chances.

You ain't got the heart|to be King of Cali.

Not no more.

I can see that|in your eyes.

You sure that's|what you see?

Look again.

I'll tell you what|you see, you mutt.

You see somebody who's|got everything you want.

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