Bikini Girls from the Lost Planet

Synopsis: Blast off to the farthest reaches of deep space as two foxes from the all-lesbian planet of Aquaterra head for Earth in search of the finest male breeding stock. A fast-paced erotic spoof of sex and special effects in the tradition of Flesh Gordon, this is sin and satire on a galactic scale!
 
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Year:
2006
100 min
168 Views


Once upon a time, a boy named Ray Pye / i

who put crushed beer cans

in his boots to become more 'high. / i

You'd have a cigarette?

Gia ', I guess not.

Sorry, I'm so sorry,

I thought I was alone up here '.

I'm sorry. I came just because '

I wanted to use the bathroom.

I'm sorry.

Ray!

There are two chicks over there '.

Naked as worms.

Nude?

And beautiful.

perfect body.

High, firm, shapely. / I

Just like love to me.

Oh, yes'. / i

The latest and 'for me.

Sh*t, Ray. We run out of beer,

that we may share it.

Seriously? I want to see those girls.

They are women, not girls.

Also, I have another pack

six in the car.

'cause do not you go look for it?

I'm hungry. If we were to

a bite?

You're always hungry.

What I said about the

be careful with your line?

Rather, 'cause you do not rest a move

down the hill?

Maybe I'll give you a hand.

Fregatene girl.

You deserve better

than that.

Christ, lesbians.

Boys and 'f***ing disgusting.

Come on, Ray.

You do not know whether they are really lesbians,

maybe they are sisters.

- Have you ever kissed a girl in that way, Jen?

- Oh Christ, no.

Have you ever touched the hair of

girls like that?

Oh, come on, give us a break.

See? I told you. Are

of lesbians f***ing.

Daughters of Pope ', for more'. / i

By God, insossano jeans

brand to go camping.

You know what we do, Tim?

Let's go to mate.

What?

For killing them.

See, Jen, can not understand.

You've never shot a rabbit.

Tim and I, we '.

One minute, and it 'done.

Hey.

It skips the step of rabbits.

And suddenly, 'bang'!

For the rabbit and 'hell.

It kills, and will not return 'never again'.

But Jen, 'cause do not try to

think about how you can 'hear,

how can you f***in 'hear

shooting a person?

Of those not lesbians

f*** 'anything to anyone.

They will never procreate, right?

Who do you want missing?

You can not say that they are lesbians

just because 'you've seen naked.

Shut up, Tim!

Maybe I'm European.

No, I have heard that girls between the European

go get fashion

naked in a group.

- This is 'the most bullshit' big you've ever said.

- You do not know, man.

I wish I could just

hating at all. / i

It 's just that .../ i

Following him he's'

really sorry.

Oh God, come on, Lisa.

This is 'already' the second time it does.

Do you think they will do 'of

scrupulously to remake it again? / i

It ', I know.

Oh, that sucks.

We will eat live tonight.

I insecticide.

Before it ended, were you aware that

already did not work 'more', right?

- You ', maybe.

- Maybe?

Do you remember Johnny Norman?

It was exactly like him.

A handsome, popular ...

but so 'damn arrogant

you've just endured for two months.

It ', you're right.

I do not understand why '

I do this.

What you do 'and that' right to do, and 'only

have not found the right person.

Oh, come here.

You're a good girl.

Everyone can make mistakes, and 'normal.

This does not mean that all

boys are bastards.

Just find the right ones.

Oh, God!

Rise, I beg you!

Arise!

Get up.

What do we do? / i

The bury, Tim.

Then, gather their things

and throws it all away.

So 'no one will know'

who were never here.

You seem a good plan?

I want to get out of here!

Bury? Sh*t!

You see the f***ing wheel here?

Hey, Tim.

You and Jennifer take the Buick

and go from me.

Ok? The blades are in the shed.

At home there 'no,

do not worry.

In the meantime I will stay 'here

to put a little 'order.

Ok?

Give me the torch.

Here are the keys.

This is' one of the shed.

Remember to close it when you leave.

Timmy?

Try not to send

all f***ed up.

- Okay.

- Vo ... I want Tim to take me home.

No, instead.

Think about what you do.

Ok / i

Look at me.

We're in it. Ok?

I want you to be involved

of this.

That 'one night

you do not ever forget.

I do not recall it.

Come here, come closer.

Look at me. Look at me.

Change their minds.

I promise.

Ok?

Timmy.

Come here.

All right.

Then,

now I want you to move ...

And I want to pay attention.

Ok?

You're a cool guy, you?

It ', you are.

All right.

Go.

Be careful.

Come on, Jen.

Take care of my girl.

FOUR YEARS LATER / i

What's'?

And 'dead.

Who?

Elise Hanlon.

All these years in a coma.

To what end?

Sorry, Charlie.

You know, when I went to see it, / i

already seemed to 'died.

Was reduced only skin and bones.

That little was really loud.

He refused to leave.

Or was it up there 'who would not go away.

Give me another, Teddy.

We worked hard on this case.

And you know it.

Yes, 'and you saw where we brought.

- In process.

- Absolutely true.

Together with my "buddy".

Hey, you know,

Teddy has a special dish

menu 'today.

Beef Sandwich

and potatoes.

$ 5.25. I'll highly recommend. / I

It '?

Christ, and 'her.

I've heard of Elise, Mrs. Hanlon.

Ah yes'?

I thought I'd go

my condolences to you.

- Who is', dear?

- A policeman.

Police in Sparta.

This' Inspector ...

Charles.

Charlie Schilling.

Charlie ... Charlie.

It '.

And 'he who led the investigation.

It 'kind of you to be passed.

It 'died at 11:
35,

this morning.

I have communicated by phone.

So I think I

heard shortly after you.

I am a little 'drunk.

He has every right to be.

You see ...

The problem '...

And 'that in recent times

are always drunk.

It was not so 'before.

A drop of wine from time to time.

Now, I drink really. / I

With Eddie.

I drink with my Eddie.

I met Eddie ...

Where we met?

We met at Standish House,

close to that bar.

Here, near the bar.

Finish that and stop.

Ray s'incazzera '.

A Ray could not

care less.

Unless the

vomit on their boots.

A Ray does not care

of what I do. Ok?

He did not vomit.

Not throw up '.

We have already 'thought / i

For what you want to do tonight.

I'd go to Don. Gia '...

It does not matter,

what I want to do.

Or that you want to do.

And 'Ray decides.

It 'as not.

And 'the truth'!

You say bullshit.

He always asks us.

It 'he asks.

And then,

what does the same

who wants to do.

Sh*t.

If you say so.

Come on, Jennifer.

- Jen, Let's go.

- That and 'Ray.

What you know 'the truth'. Him

you and 'important. Let's go!

Come on, Jennifer!

Stop, enough, enough.

Come!

Come on. No, no, no, come on.

Come here!

Guys, I was still being held

f***ing in the motel, a casino.

The ice maker and is' broken

and there was a party in room 11.

With two chicks,

if you know what 'I mean.

So 'I decided that I could

send Willie to buy more,

but I have not had time to leave

the reception for a minute.

You are beautiful.

I have someone to introduce you.

Follow me.

Tim and Jennifer, this and 'Katherine.

Recently landed

from San Francisco. / i

He punctured a tire machine / i

while on its way to the city '.

And since we're going to town ',

I said to myself, 'cause do not give her a ride, huh?

Tim might want to go to the Drive-in.

No, we're going to the Drive-in

Drive-in 'for children. / i

You go to town 'to roam

for the bar to celebrate.

The girl needs

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Fred Olen Ray

Fred Olen Ray (born September 10, 1954) is an American film director, producer, screenwriter, actor, and cinematographer. He is the producer, director, and screenwriter of low to medium-budget feature films in many genres, including horror, science fiction, action/adventure, softcore sex films and crime dramas. He has also produced a few feature films for a family audience. Many of his early productions appeared at drive-in theaters and inner-city grindhouses, when those outlets for low-budget films were still significant. Some of Ray's productions have received theatrical releases. Most of his current output, however, is released directly to DVD or appears on cable television channels such as Showtime, Cinemax, and HBO. Ray has directed over a hundred films and is still going strong. Ray is the head of Retromedia, which releases DVDs of both his own productions and archival films. He has also worked for other well-known independent studios and on a few occasions for major Hollywood studios. He is also cited as an inspiration for many independent film-makers. He loaned a 16 mm camera to Quentin Tarantino so he could make My Best Friend's Birthday.Aside from the film industry, Fred Olen Ray is also a professional wrestler. His wrestling name is Fabulous Freddie Valentine. more…

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