Billionaire Boys Club Page #7

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Did you ever believe in me?

Yes, and yes.

You know, Nicholas I don't think...

these are gonna fit in my trunk.

Why don't I come back next

week and try the smaller set.

Look, there is a perfect

explanation for all of this.

Okay, I'm all ears.

Excuse me, Mr. Levin?

Would you allow us to take

them outside and check?

Well, if you insist.

Oh shoot, I was right.

So close. Well, why don't we go ahead...

and try the smaller set

while we're out here.

Excellent idea, Mr. Levin.

Give us one moment, we'll

be right back. Thank you.

You can do anything in Beverly

Hills with a Rolex and a Rolls.

Fake Rolex, Ron?

Swing by the house, Joe.

I'll explain everything.

It's not nearly as sordid as you think.

Oh and Joe... do me a favor.

Tip Edwardo for me.

What do you mean, Ron's

burned us? Where is the money?

It was never there in the first place.

No, wait. What about the shares? Huh?

BBC's finished, Kyle.

You know, I can just see the

look on my old man's face now.

Yeah, no sh*t.

God, I just want to squash that bug.

Maybe we should.

Should what?

F*** him up.

Well, he's con man. What's

he gonna do? Go to the cops?

Yeah, seriously.

What would you guys do alone

in a room with Ron Levin?

What would you do to make

him give us our money back?

What, hypothetically?

Yeah.

I say we bust in there,

we explain the situation!

Yeah, with a gun; to his head.

But put gloves on first.

Tie that a**hole to a chair,

pistol whip the f*** outta him.

Tape his f***ing mouth shut

so no one can hear him squeal.

Torture the sh*t out of his dog.

Twist his its f***ing ear off.

I hate that mutt.

Kill it.

Right in front of his face

so he'll piss his pants.

You motherfuckers are crazy.

Alright, what else?

Dig a pit.

What's worse for the BBC?

Ron Levin out for revenge?

Or Ron Levin in a pit

in the middle of nowhere?

Hmm?

Are we still talking hypothetical?

(DISTANT SIRENS WAILING)

I want you to scare the

living sh*t out of him, Tim.

Ain't nothin' sketch a motherfucka...

than cockin' that hammer back.

You can't point an unloaded

revolver at someone.

If he sees there's no

bullets in the chamber

he's gonna know the gun's empty.

Then we're f***ed.

Then we hit 'em with the Brown Betty.

(DOOR BELL RINGS)

Just a minute.

You stay here.

Hey, Joe.

I'm so glad you came. I knew you would.

I wish you'd called first, but

I won't hold it against you.

Ron, I haven't been

straight with you, okay?

There are people in

Chicago who are after me.

I told them about Frank,

and they lost it...

and they said they were coming after you.

What the f***!

Ron! Tell this guy right

now how you conned me!

Christ! You son of a b*tch!

Tell him how you made money off me!

- Jesus! F*** you!

- Tell him!

(WHINING)

No! No! Put him down! No! Not Kosher! No!

(C*CKS GUN)

Where's the f***ing money!

In the top drawer of the desk in there!

Put him down, please! Put him down!

I really hate to disappoint

you, but this is not the first...

time I've been tied up

and had a gun in my face.

You conned me for a bank loan?

Wait, you think I used Frank to con you?

I used you to con Frank.

Wake up.

It's called a convincer.

Jesus.

You know, you really don't scare me at all.

Joe.

Listen to me.

You're a natural.

You're born for this.

You're just like me.

My God, I can teach you so much.

What did you say?

It's gonna cost three

million to close Congenco?

We'll make more than that in a month.

And we won't have to split

it with fifteen people.

You want to play in the big leagues?

Do yourself a favor.

Put the gun away, and get

on a plane with me tonight...

and come to New York.

And start working together

as we should, as partners.

You want to be partners?

Of course.

Put the gun down.

All right, let's start right now.

Cut me in on my half of the bank loan.

Okay.

Here's the check.

That was easy. Just ask next time.

You can untie me now.

Looks real alright.

Oh my God.

Tim! You brought the door man!

I... I got him his job. You

probably didn't know that.

I f***ing vouched for you with Wolfgang.

Are you f***ing kidding me?

This is like a joke, right?

Are you really that low life?

You brought the door man?

Oh, I'm sorry, he's your body guard.

You know what? Maybe I'm wrong about you.

Maybe you are just a low life,

two-bit hustler from the valley.

And what are you? A schwartze on a leash!

Why don't tell this ape

to get his f***ing...

What the f***, Tim! You

were supposed to scare him!

Why are there bullets in the gun!

We gotta draw a line.

You were gonna partner with this guy?

No! I was just saying

that to get the money!

Oops.

(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

Your father fell in love with a Geisha.

She was a tea service girl.

Yeah, it was fun.

Enough about us.

Tell us about you and this

boy, who's 45 minutes late.

He... he's never late.

Oh, there he is.

Joe...

Hi. This is Joe.

Hey, Joe.

So sorry I'm late. Traffic...

Los Angeles traffic.

Happens to the best of us. Right?

So, Syd tells us that you are in finance?

Any chance you are related to

the Hunt Brothers out of Dallas?

I don't think so.

Well, it is a shame.

You know I met Nelson

a couple of years ago.

He is a real character.

Where're you from, Joe?

Van Nuys.

Hmm. Are your parents still there?

I'm sorry?

Your parents, are they still in the valley?

My father is, yeah, yeah. My mother's not.

She... I don't know where she is.

She is in Santa Barbara sometimes, maybe.

Should we order more drinks?

I could go for another martini.

How about a bottle of wine?

Joe, red or white?

Oh, he doesn't drink. So,

whatever you want, Daddy.

- Are you in A.A?

- Mom.

- What?

- He just doesn't drink.

I really could use some water.

Here, just drink mine. Joe, here.

Joe, you have something on your collar.

- What?

- Momma.

Your collar? Is that blood?

Ahh... I was shaving...

and I must have cut myself.

- Let me see.

- No, it's nothing.

- Are you okay?

- I'm fine. Yeah, everything's...

What's wrong? Joe, please...

Hey, Mr. and Mrs. Evans, welcome back.

Dean, how are you?

You've been in Europe

for a few months, right?

We were in Japan. Just got back.

Hey, Charlie.

Oh, Charles, how are your parents?

Are they still traveling?

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. They're good.

Excuse me.

I just remembered I have

a new client meeting.

What?

It was such pleasure to

meet you Mr. and Mrs. Evans.

Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe!

Client meeting... I completely forgot.

- I should go.

- Yeah, yeah, no worries.

I'm sorry, Dad.

Darling, he is not a keeper.

Joe! Are you okay?

Huh?

What happened?

It didn't go according to plan.

You killed him?

Hey, hey, look at me. Look at me.

F*** Ron. He was a snake and

he got what was coming to him.

You did what you had to do.

You did the right thing, Joe!

You did what had to be done.

F***in' come here. We

can still cash his check.

No one knows he's dead.

You f***ing saved us.

CHARLIE:
Hey guys!

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