Billu Page #2

Synopsis: Based in Budbuda, Uttar Pradesh, Billu Vilas Pardesi barely makes a living as a barber. His wife, Bindiya, looks after the household, and his children, Gunja and Ronak, are on the verge of being expelled from Gyaan Bharti Vidyalay Higher Secondary School due to non-payment of fees. Then everything changes when Bollywood actor Sahir Khan makes an appearance to film a movie in the town. Rumors spread that Billu is Sahir's close friends, and he becomes a celebrity virtually overnight. His shop gets donations and clientèle, and the school decides to educate his children for free. The trouble begins when townsfolk want to meet with Sahir but Billu is unable to contact him.
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Musical
Director(s): Priyadarshan
Production: Eros Enterainment
 
IMDB:
6.2
NOT RATED
Year:
2009
137 min
$698,910
Website
750 Views


That's a total of Rs.2000.

That's Rs.2475.

What's this fool doing

here? Call him.

Billu! Come here. Mr. Doomchand

is calling you.

How many times have I told you?

It's Daamchand.

Can't you understand?

What do I do, Master?

I didn't name you, so.

This evening itself, write 101

times, Daamchand! Daamchand!

If you still can't remember

it, don't come to work.

- Hello.

- Hello.

Since your hair-cutting

salon is in ruin..

..will you cut wood at my mill?

No! No!

- I wanted to get a new chair made, so..

- So times have changed?

The business is good?

No, Master. You need to

plan things in life.

If I know how much it would

cost to make the chair..

..I would start saving money for it.

Don't you want to get the chair

made now? You don't have any money?

No, I don't.

I don't want to get it made now.

I just have a rupee now.

Then why did you bother

me unnecessarily?

Why did you get those

heavy logs moved?

Do you think I'm a fool?

Look, it maybe a coincidence.

All the businesses that are

prospering have taken a loan from me.

You didn't, so your business

is not doing well.

Don't worry. Take cash.

Forget the actual amount

and keep paying interest.

I haven't taken any yet.

Why would I do it now?

Paying you interest will

be harmful to me.

- Let it be.

- Then why are you still standing here?

- Throw him out!

- Come on! Come on!

Don't do anything

to me. I'm leaving.

- Leave it here.

- Give it to me. Give me the log.

Give me the log! Get

going! Get going!

Not a penny in the pocket

and has colourful dreams.

..and has colourful dreams.

"From the moment I saw you,

I've been going crazy."

"Oh, my God, you are so sexy."

"Come in my arms.

Come on, baby, love me."

"Come on! Come on!"

"From the moment I saw you,

I've been going crazy."

"Oh, my God, you are so sexy."

"Come in my arms.

Come on, baby, love me."

"Come on! Come on!"

"Keep me in your heart."

"Hide me and there

should be no exit."

"My love is a hit, darling."

"What's the worry, darling?"

"Take my heart away, darling."

"Don't be so stubborn."

"My love is a hit, darling."

"What's the worry, darling?"

"Take my heart away, darling."

"Don't be so stubborn."

"You are my first desire.

You're my last wish."

"You are in my heart.

All I dream about is you."

"You're my first desire.

You're my last wish."

"You are in my heart.

All I dream about is you."

"Give me a place in your heart."

"You know all the excuses,

but love knows no limit."

"My love is a hit, darling."

"What's the worry, darling?"

"Take my heart away, darling."

"Don't be so stubborn."

"Hey boy!"

"Hey boy!"

"Hey boy!"

"I won't ever let you go."

"I know your talks are sweet,

but how can I believe you?"

"It's such a dilemma. I am afraid."

"You may deceive me."

"I know your talks a sweet,

but how can I believe you?"

"It's such a dilemma. I am afraid."

"You may deceive me."

"Take a risk. Test me."

"I said whatever I wanted

to say. That's it."

"My love is a hit, darling."

"What's the worry, darling?"

"Take my heart away, darling."

"Don't be so stubborn."

"From the moment I saw you,

I've been going crazy."

"Oh, my God, you are so sexy."

"Come in my arms.

Come on, baby, love me."

"Come on! Come on!"

"Keep me in your heart."

"Hide me and there

should be no exit."

"My love is a hit, darling."

"What's the worry, darling?"

"Take my heart away, darling."

"Don't be so stubborn."

Super-hit, Mr. Sahir! Super-hit!

You can quote me.

Write the remaining story first.

After that think about

the film's fate.

Jerry, the flow of the film

is all right till here.

What's after this? What's next?

Sir, we've had a glimpse of one

brother living on another planet.

Then he sets out to look

for his twin brother.

The actual movie starts

from here, Mr. Sahir.

And this search should be

the soul of our film.

Because in real life everyone

is looking for something.

Name, fame, wealth and prosperity.

And some are looking for

some moments of peace.

You know..

You know, if we can make his

quest more interesting..

..then the film would

be fun to watch.

Otherwise there's nothing original

about the reunion..

..of two brothers that

were separated?

The pendant!

The idea of introducing a

pendant is an original one.

Very original!

- Very original!

- Yes.

Since childhood both brothers have..

- ..a small pendant around their necks.

- Yes.

If one of them touches

their pendant..

- ..the other's pendant makes a beep-beep sound.

- Yes!

- Right?

- Yes, sir.

- We've used some technology here.

- Oh, good. Yes.

In the climax, with the help

of the beep-beep sound..

..both find each other.

- Beep-beep?

- Yes.

Will people find it believable?

- Of course, they will.

- I appreciate your confidence..

..and also your courage.

Sahir. Sahir.

So much security? What's

this new controversy?

There's no controversy.

Like every successful person, I must

pay a price for being glamorous.

After watching my last movie

some politicians were irked..

..and they started targeting me.

They said I have ignored

their religion..

..and sided with another religion.

So I took a stand. I said,

"No, watch the movie.."

"then tell me the movie is

biased." No one had an answer.

A politician told me that

politicians are like magicians.

While magicians pull things

out from empty hats..

..we create problems

where there are none.

So I became the scapegoat.

The intelligence bureau told me

my life could be in danger.

That explains the security.

And now I'm the only movie star..

..that has got more men around

him than women. Right?

Sahir. Sahir.

Love you all! Thank you!

Thank you, everyone.

Thank you!

- Sahir. Sahir.

- Where will the twin brothers meet?

In the village. One is from Mars

and the other from the village.

That's why the film is titled,

"Aasman Ka Farista. Khoon Ka Rishta."

Wonderful!

Jerry, you've become very commercial.

By the way, in which village

are you filming?

Let's see. I'll start the

research in a day or two.

- We'll shoot in the village of Budbuda.

- What?

- Budbuda.

- Budbuda. I hear it is a very beautiful village.

Check it out.

- Bindiya?

- Yes.

You came to borrow wheat..

You promised to come

and didn't show up.

I had asked for goat's milk

in return. What happened?

What do I do? The calf

drinks all the milk.

Then separate them.

If they are separated,

they start to bleat loudly.

The calf is too young.

Wait for a week.

I'll deliver the milk.

That's what they're like.

The husband takes money..

..and the wife takes eatables.

Ride slowly.

Not need to go too fast.

That's it.

Be careful.

- Yes.

- Be careful.

Take it.

They're at it again!

All the loafers are hanging out here.

It's too hot this year.

Billu, was the postman

looking for me?

Nobody ever looks for you.

I haven't seen anyone look

for you in my life.

Why are you laughing?

What's so funny?

Where do they come from?

My poem appeared in Ghazal Sagar.

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Priyadarshan

Priyadarshan (born Priyadarshan Soman Nair; 30 January 1957) is an Indian film director, producer, and screenwriter. In a career spanning over three decades, he has directed more than 90 films in various Indian languages, predominantly in Malayalam and Hindi, while also having done six films in Tamil and two in Telugu. Priyadarshan began his career in Malayalam cinema in the early 1980s and was active throughout the 1980s and 1990s. Towards 2000s, he moved to Bollywood (Hindi cinema) and was active throughout the decade. He has done about 26 films in Hindi alone, the highest number of films done by any Bollywood director after David Dhawan. In 2013, he announced that Rangrezz would be his last Hindi film for a while and shifted focus to Malayalam cinema.Best known for his comedy films, Priyadrshan has also experimented with some action and thriller films. His collaborations with Mohanlal were highly popular in Malayalam cinema during the 1980s and 1990s, with most notable films being Poochakkoru Mookkuthi, Mazha Peyyunnu Maddalam Kottunnu, Thalavattam, Vellanakalude Nadu, Chithram, Vandanam, Kilukkam, Abhimanyu, Mithunam, Thenmavin Kombath, and Kala Pani. Other Malayalam actors he frequently collaborate are: Kuthiravattam Pappu, Jagathy Sreekumar, Innocent, Nedumudi Venu, Sreenivasan, Sukumari, Mukesh and Mammukoya. Priyadarshan was one of the first directors in India to introduce rich color grading, clear sound and quality dubbing through his early Malayalam films. He is known for adapting stories from Malayalam films into Bollywood, from his own work as well as other films. Most notable such Bollywood films include Hera Pheri, Hungama, Hulchul, Garam Masala, Bhagam Bhag, Chup Chup Ke, Dhol, and Bhool Bhulaiyaa. His multiple collaborations in Hindi include Tabu, Paresh Rawal, Akshay Kumar, Akshaye Khanna, and Suniel Shetty. In 2007, his Tamil film Kanchivaram won the National Film Award for Best Feature Film. In 2012, the Government of India honoured him with Padma Shri, India's fourth highest civilian award for his contribution towards the arts. Priyadarshan has also directed many advertisement films. His most popular commercials are for Coca-Cola, American Express, Nokia, Parker Pens, Asian Paints, Kinley and Max New York Life Insurance. more…

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