Billu Page #7

What do you want?

Put him on the line. He knows.

Give him the phone. He'll come.

I got it. Barber, driver,

launderer or cleaner..

..they all want to talk to him.

Mind your own business.

Idiot! Rascal! Fool! If you

call back to bother us..

..I have a caller ID, I'll hand

you over to the police.

Did you get it? God knows

where they come from!

Everyone calls up here. Idiots!

- Okay.

- What okay? Are you crazy?

You called back in spite

of what I said.

- Fool! Illiterate!

- Yes, you..

- Troubling us all the time.

- Yes, I understand.

What do you understand?

Call here again and

I'll send you to prison.

- Keep talking.

- Keep talking?

- What do you mean keep talking?

- Yes, keep going.

Just hang up! Hang up!

Don't you understand? Hang up!

- Fool! Illiterate! Idiot! Loafer!

- Yes.

Stupid! Hang up!

- Billu! Billu!

- Easy! Easy! - One person at a time.

What happened?

- One person at a time.

- What did he say? What did Sahir Khan say?

What did he say? Tell us.

When is he coming to meet you?

- Billu, tell us.

- Quiet!

- When is he coming to meet you?

- Quiet, rascals!

- Tell us.

- What did Sahir Khan say?

- Billu, tell us.

- I said I want to talk to him.

Even I want to talk to him.

Please tell me.

- He said he is having a bath.

- Really?

And I should call him later.

- He is having a bath.

- Okay.

He said, he'll visit me

after he's done.

- Today's our lucky day.

- If he's bathing..

Sahir Khan's having his bath.

If he's bathing,

then how did he speak to him?

- Hey, listen.

- How am I supposed to listen in such a clamour?

Dhansukh, the moustache suits you.

I don't want it.

He doesn't have it.

So even I don't want it.

- Lift it!

- Lift it!

Will Billu come and lift it?

- Bring it in.

- Come on.

Come on!

Be careful.

Look over there.

Hello Billu.

Bring it in. Come on.

- Keep it here.

- What's this?

Rolling chair.

For the first time in his life..

..Master has bought such

an expensive thing.

Yes. Would I buy cheap

things for Mr. Billu?

- Don't tell him it's worth Rs.25000.

- For Mr. Billu?

I didn't tell you to buy this

rolling chair for me.

What's the fun in buying

things that you ask for?

Hey! Get up! Get lost!

Billu, you've won a lottery!

Master, what do I do

with this old chair?

Throw it away!

Not this chair! Don't touch it!

Chair! My chair!

Now this is your chair. Yes.

Take out the goods quickly.

- Show it to him.

- Give it to me.

Show him what I bought for him.

Remove all this crap!

Look at this. New gel.

New spray. New powder.

New after-shave. New razor.

And new scissors.

And this is an air-dryer.

Now inaugurate this new stuff.

No! I don't want it. Why are

you being so kind to me?

What kindness? This is kinship.

And cost? What interest

will you take for this?

Zero! 0% interest.

Give me anything as

the original amount.

I am looking at the eighth wonder!

Come home, I'll show

you the ninth wonder!

Mr. Daam, you are such a miser.

What's the catch? What

do you want from me?

I'm not telling you

to move a mountain.

Just introduce me to Sahir Khan.

I want to invite him to dinner.

This is impossible!

I can't do this. Impossible!

Take away your stuff.

This is not possible.

- Just listen to me.

- No!

- Listen to me.

- Move!

Move!

Look, not today or tomorrow

or day after.

But the after that or whenever

you get the time.

Listen to me. I..

I'll listen to you later.

Let's go. What are you looking at?

- Come on.

- Let's go.

- Get in the jeep.

- Sir!

- Do good business.

- Sir, listen to me.

Use the new stuff. Raise the prices.

I can't return the money. Sir!

I can't repay it! Sir!

Why are you shouting?

Let him go. Forget it.

Your business is good.

People are coming to your

shop. Manage your work.

Forget him.

They have come to you.

You didn't ask anything from them.

You are his friend! People

have spread the rumours.

You haven't told anybody, have you?

Then?

Whether this true or a lie.

But you are not a liar.

And listen..

..God takes many guises to alleviate

the sorrow of his devotees.

Just assume that God has come to

you in the form of Sahir Khan.

No! No! I'm not asking you

to take undue advantage.

But after a long time,

your luck has changed.

Get rid of the debt.

And first of all repay that rascal.

Scoundrel bought a chair for you!

Stupid! Idiot!

Sooner or later the

film crew will leave.

Until then your financial

problems would be solved.

Now if someone asks you.

Neither accept it nor deny it.

What are you looking outside?

Wedding or funeral procession.

Get in. Soak the henna.

Boss, there are more people

at Billu's salon than ours.

Many more will come.

New stuff and new rolling chair.

Everything's new in his shop.

I hear Daamchand met Sahir Khan and

told him he is Billu's friend.

- Chatting with him Sahir found out that Billu is very poor.

- Then?

Sahir just got emotional.

- After all he is his best friend.

- Stay still.

He told his men and bought stuff

worth more than Rs.100000.

And he loaded Daamchand's jeep with

the stuff and sent it to Billu.

That's it then. And I was wondering,

how Daamchand could spend so much.

I hear he will get an AC in a week.

How will that help?

He doesn't know cutting, colouring

and styling that I do.

If he has Sahir Khan behind him,

he can employ a dozen men like you.

The employees will work

and he will rest outside.

This doesn't happen.

Money makes impossible possible.

If he gets it, your Jitender

will also leave you.

You get lost first!

Betrayer! I'm giving you a massage

and you're praising the enemy!

- Boss!

- Get lost!

Mom! Mom! Look, what dad

has brought for us.

Wow!

Have you brought something

for me or did you forget?

"At night if the moon

or a star falls.."

"then pick it up."

"The star would be shining.

The moon would be shy."

"Install it in your nose-ring."

"She's a bit dusky."

"She's a bit crazy."

"Like the kohl, she is

always in my eyes."

"I've stolen her from

the morning dream."

"I always think about her."

"Believe it or not."

"She makes me dream in my dreams."

"She's a fairy. She tells

me a fairytale."

What happened?

Sahir Khan. I had seen

him on the swinging.

My God! You waste my days

and now also the nights.

- Listen.

- Yes. What?

Is it true that morning

dreams come true?

If that was so then

I'd be a millionaire.

Every morning I dream

of being very rich.

Go to sleep.

"Oh, my God."

"At night if the moon

or a star falls.."

"then pick it up."

"The star would be shining.

The moon would be shy."

"Install it in your nose-ring."

"You are the breeze.

I am the earth."

"I am wherever you are."

"When you fly, why don't

you take me with you?"

"You are the clouds.

I am the earth."

"We are so much apart."

"Why don't you take me

with you and pour?"

"He's a bit dusky."

"He's a little crazy."

"Like the kohl, he is

always in my eyes."

"I've stolen her from

the morning dream."

"I always think about her."

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