Biology 101 Page #2
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- 2013
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I'll let you slide this once,
to prove yourself on the final.
[door closes]
I need you to find out
who bought this.
So you want me to dig through
a shitload of backlogged files?
F***...
Fine.
[loud muffler rumbling]
Mr. Pollard!
I did some math, and if I get
a 70 or better on my final...
Are you really content
just to glide by in life?
- I'm...
- I've been too easy on you.
You know, real life isn't like this.
Real life sucks.
I'm sorry, what did I do?
What is the big deal?
I don't have time for tutoring,
okay?
I said forget it.
What is your problem with me?
I said f***ing forget it!
[cell phone ringing]
What?
Yeah?
[techno music ]
[door clatters open]
[squeals]
[crying]
[screaming, crying]
[phone rings]
Hello?
- [Hannah] Dad?
- Yes, Hannah.
- I need you to come get me.
- Where are you?
I'm walking to the corner
of Elder and Sasdy.
What are you doing there?
Can you just come get me,
please?
All right.
Give men ten minutes.
You're not going to ask
where I was?
Where were you?
You don't care.
Of course I do.
Why? Did something happen?
It's just that, you think
you know someone, you know?
And then one day it's like they're
a completely different person!
And it's not like I care
what they're doing,
but it's like you don't even know who
your own f***ing best friend is anymore.
You shouldn't swear, Hannah.
I should've just gotten
someone else to drive me home.
Drunk.
What's this?
It's, uh, nothing.
[phone rings]
Yes, Mr. Duke.
Take a seat, Bill.
- Bill.
- It was all a mistake.
I- We're all mean here, right?
These things happen.
I've never done anything
like this before in my life.
It's just...
Please!
You can't tell my wife.
I'm... confused.
[knock on the door]
Marty, this really isn't any...
You really didn't have to
bring him into this.
The hell he didn't!
I wanna hear the news.
Right.
I spoke with district
this morning.
They went over the budget,
and apparently
there's enough money
to get those damn microscopes you
two are always going on about.
The Schweitzhours?
The Schweitzhours.
[typing]
Where the f*** have you been?
Just leave me here
to entertain the perverts.
[typing]
Who's that f***er?
Our new favorite pervert.
[knock on the door]
Bill... it's three o'clock
in the morning.
What are you doing?
The final.
I'm s...
The what?
I'm just gettin' an early start
in the final.
Well, come to bed now.
I've just-I've got a lot
going on.
It's Tuesday.
Is that-is that why you
haven't come to bed?
I'm really trying,
and you are always in here.
I- I guess we could,
if you really want to.
No, that's okay.
Now I'm tired.
[pen clicking]
Who's that?
Your new girlfriend?
What kinda guy
do you think I am?
you are.
You're supposed to be
answering e-mails.
I was doing research.
Fine, I'm doing it.
Okay?
Hannah, let's go!
Uncle Ron and Aunt Tricia
are already at the restaurant!
[Hannah]
In a minute!
[sighs]
[phone rings]
[Diane on line]
Hello?
It's for me, Diane.
I got it.
- [Diane] Bill...
- I got it.
What do you want from me?
What do you want?
[knock on door]
Bill, we need to get going.
Just-just a minute.
Who are you talking to?
Just a minute!
I never...
When did I...
You can't do this.
[stammering]
What do you want from me?
[phone hangs up]
Who's that?
Nothing.
Ready to go?
We're still waiting on Hannah.
[Hannah]
Dad.
Hey, Dad, I've been thinking.
Yes, dear.
Madison University is great
and everything, but...
...I've been looking at
the Thatherton catalogue, and...
How 'bout we talk
about this later, okay?
But I...
Now's really not the time.
Bill.
How 'bout I go get the mail?
Okay.
[Hannah]
Hey, Dad?
You got a message.
[answering machine beeps]
No!
[Marty on the phone, crying]
Bill, Marty.
They're beautiful, I...
I just don't know what to say.
I'm at a loss for words.
Okay, okay, so they're
not here yet,
but I am looking at them
in the catalogue
and-and-and they're jumping
out of the page at me!
[answering machine beeps]
Oh, sh*t.
What the hell
is wrong with you?
Bill, you've been acting
so incredibly strange today.
I- I don't know.
Oh, that's weird, there's no
return address.
[sighs]
Are we okay?
Yeah, I guess so.
I mean...
...do you still find me
attractive?
Diane... of course I do.
Say something, anything,
so that I know that we're okay.
Bill!
They're here!
[giggling]
360 revolving binocular heads!
Inter-pupillary
distance regulation!
Double focusing regulation!
Micrometrical and macrometrical!
Movable stage
with micrometric movements.
End-stop to ward off
slide crash, Bill!
End-stop to ward off
slide crash!
[door closes]
[phone vibrating]
[grunting, moaning]
[techno music ]
The, um, female praying mantis
will release...
...pheromones to attract
a mate.
In perhaps 30%
of the cases studied,
um...
...eat the male
during copulation.
This usually only occurs
if the, um, female is hungry,
but for the Mantis religiosa
it is necessary for
the head be removed
for the... mating process
to take effect properly.
In fact, in all mantises...
...eating the head causes
the body to...
...ejaculate quicker.
I guess it's that time.
Um, for tomorrow...
...read what's in
your syllabus
Fascinating stuff today,
Mr. Pollard.
Tell me what you want so we
can get this over with.
We want money.
Do I look like I have money?
I work here.
They don't even give me dental.
You have a pretty nice house.
Oh, the house,
with two mortgages against it?
Minivan in your driveway?
You want that?
Take it.
And what about your kid's
college fund?
Scholarship.
I've got nothing
for you to take.
The school is loaded...
and you're the head
of the science department.
You think they give me
an expense account?
They don't trust me with
anything but the keys to the...
You'll think of something.
I can fake rape
just as well as I faked
every orgasm you ever paid for.
What if I can get you
something valuable?
Expensive science equipment.
A whole set, brand new, worth almost a...
a grand apiece.
Serial numbers?
Engraved on the bottom.
You can file 'em right off.
I just-I forget to
lock the door
When?
Headed home, Marty?
Yeah.
and finish up some paperwork.
Okay.
I'll lock up.
You just can't get enough,
can you, Professor?
[laughing]
Didn't trust us?
No.
Just take the microscopes,
They all work?
We haven't had a chance
to try 'em yet.
[stuttering]
They're brand new.
Just take the microscopes,
- This is it.
- What's it?
This is it, we're-
we're finished.
[laughs]
[engine starts]
[tires screech]
[metal clanging]
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