Bite

Yours?

This is it! We're here!

- On this very...

- Come on.

And this is our bachelorette.

Say hi, Casey.

Can you turn that thing off?

And get your last week of being

single undocumented, not a chance!

Seriously, turn it off.

Yeah, I understand, but I asked

for three beds, and there's only two.

Okay, thanks.

I need a drink.

Let's get this vacation started.

- I'm gonna have a pia colada.

- That sounds fun.

You're a bachelorette,

you can do whatever you want.

May I... may I have a pia colada, please?

- Oh, don't be nervous, we're harmless.

- Don't turn away.

- This is so relaxing.

- Here is to your freakin' bachelorette!

- To me!

- Woo!

Yeah!

- Cheers.

- Cheers.

Oh, it's so good.

Maybe I should've bought one.

I think we need some shots.

We're here to have fun.

We will.

- Jill?

- Yeah?

Are you having one?

Delicious.

I'd like to make a toast.

Casey! Get out here, please.

Whatever happens tonight, know that

we love you and we care for you.

- And I'm so proud of...

- Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

- What is it?

- There's a bug in the toilet!

- What does it look like?

- I don't know! It's a bug!

I mean, seriously, his mother hates me.

She thinks I'm ruining his life.

Well, of course she does. I mean,

you're taking away her baby boy.

Ugh, we live in the same building.

She's making sure that you're not

defiling him before marriage.

You know, it is weird that she's

making him make you wait.

I mean, how old-school is she?

Who waits for marriage anymore?

Lots of rum! ...alcohol in here?

I just don't know. I mean, like,

how do I know that this is it?

How do I know that Jared

is actually the one?

Honey, you are so totally fine, okay?

I mean, Jared loves you and he's smart.

- And... and he's so...

- He's good looking.

- He's good looking!

- And he's an investment banker.

- He's an investment banker.

- He's probably great in bed.

Guys, let's just go.

Honey...

I'm getting married! Woo!

- Anything?

- Anything.

Guys! Guys! Guys!

You've gotta come hear this! Come!

- Hey, where have you been?

- It's amazing. Come! Hurry up!

It's called the Buddha Strand

Sea of Stars.

It's the most beautiful place on earth.

The water is so clear,

that once you step in it,

- it's like you're standing on the sky.

- Wow.

So, how do we get there?

You can't.

It's not really a tourist thing.

Oh, come on. There must be

something we can do, right?

Okay, we enter here.

Are we seriously doing this?

We're doing this! Get your ass in there!

Are we almost there?

I don't know. Is that the hill?

- I don't know.

- This doesn't look like anything on the map.

Ugh! Guys, I'm getting

eaten alive out here.

- We're here!

- We're here! Woo!

- We're getting in that water.

- I can't believe we actually found it.

- Let's just go investigate a little?

- Come on, Jill!

- Don't fall.

- Oh, it's so nice!

I thought it was supposed

to be white sand.

Oh, my God. It's so nice!

- The water's so beautiful!

- Kirsten!

- Ugh.

- Stick your head under.

- How's the water?

- Why don't you come in and find out?

Yeah!

You know you gotta tell him, right?

- What?

- Jared, he's got the right to know.

- Jill!

- What?

Not the time or the place.

It's none of our business.

I will! I will tell him.

- He wants kids more than anything.

- I know.

And you don't.

I know.

I'll tell him.

- Ow!

- What?

I just felt something in the water.

Oh, my God! I think something bite me!

- Yeah, I know, I'm covered.

- No, I mean, under water, Jill.

Oh, it's because you're so tasty,

baby. Tasty!

- Oh, I just felt something there.

- What?

- Jill? Jill!

- Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

- Jill!

- Jill? What happened?

- I think there's something in the water!

- Casey! Casey! Get out! Get out!

- Jill! Jill?

- Jill?

- You sh*t head! Jill!

- I'm sorry, I had to!

- I'm coming over!

- You b*tch!

- Are you alright?

- No, something bit me.

Aww, are you okay?

Yeah. It's just a little bite.

- Hello, beautiful.

- Hi. You're home.

- Yeah.

- Why aren't you at work?

Well, I wanted to see you. I missed you.

I missed you too, so much.

You better have. How was it?

It was fun. It was a lot.

I don't even know where to begin.

What?

- I have a surprise.

- What?

- Keep your eyes closed. Okay?

- Okay.

Alright, that's it. Just move forward.

- Okay, no peeking.

- You're really bad at this.

Shh. I'm trying to have a moment here.

If you're taking me to the bedroom,

I need to shower first.

Getting warmer.

And stop. You ready?

I...

I dug it out of my mom's

storage last month.

And I found a guy in the village,

that restores antiques.

It was my father's before it was mine.

I mean, for whenever we're ready.

It's... it's beautiful, babe.

That didn't take long.

I can call him later.

It's okay.

So? Do you love it?

I...

- Ah, damn. I'm sorry, baby. It's Chuck.

- Tell him I say hi.

I wanna hear all about

your trip tonight, okay?

I promise, okay?

Hey, Chuck. How you doing?

Ow.

Hey, Mrs. Kennedy. Where's the mister?

- Working. Where else?

- You serious? You just got back.

Yeah, well, he's not the one on vacation.

Seriously, sweetie,

you need to sit Jared down,

tell him this workaholic act

needs to stop.

Yeah. There are a lot of things

we need to talk about.

The ring...

The ring, and just...

Honey, you're not still getting cold feet,

are you? We talked about this.

No, I just...

Okay, it better not be about

that creep on the trip.

- Kirsten!

- I'm sorry. I'm just asking.

- I mean, hell, I feel guilty about it.

- No, it's just...

It's about a lot of things.

- You're back.

- Hi, Mrs. Kennedy.

The bugs seemed to like you.

Oh... yeah.

I actually think the insects over there,

prefer the taste of bug-spray.

So, I was just doing laundry,

and I ran out of detergent before I left.

Do you have some?

A woman doesn't run out of detergent.

Dmitri called.

You haven't decided on the wedding band.

Yeah, I know. I just got back today.

But I have it on my list

to call him tomorrow.

And the caterer? And the florist?

You have a deposit due for the dress.

And Myrna won't finish

the alterations, until you pay it.

- I know.

- You know?

And still you left on some trip,

with your friends.

Well, I'm back now. Who would've known

weddings would be this hard, right?

Marriage is hard.

Kids are hard.

You know nothing of either.

If you can't handle something so silly,

so simple, as a wedding...

then I pray for my son.

Don't forget your detergent.

- This is it. We're here!

- You look beautiful. It's fine!

Look at this rock!

This is a rock!

Hi, Cyrano! How's my favorite puppy?

I missed you so much. Yes, I did!

- We were hoping you'd stop by today.

- Hi, Mr. Matheson.

Poor boy. He's been

moping about for over a week.

I don't think I've seen him

this sad since Silvia passed.

So, how was your trip?

Exhausting. It's good to be back.

That's for sure.

- Vacations can do that.

- Do what?

Well, make you miss the little things.

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