Bjerga Hotell Page #3

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I'm only communicating my pain.

Sorry, then.

Once again... pull!

- I could tie you up if you like, Erika.

- What!?

- I could tie you up if you like.

- No, I don't fancy being tied up.

It's important to dare to face your pain.

How are things, Pernilla?

I have this ongoing anxiety.

I didn't sleep all night.

My life is sh*t. It's

difficult not to accept that.

It can't be all that bad?

It can be that bad!

Sorry, I can't control myself.

- Pernilla, is there anything we can do?

- I'm so goddamn lonely!

I hate my body, and I hate

that no one else likes it.

- You aren't alone.

- Yes I am. Totally alone!

You CAN get something

if you really want it.

Oh yes!

Is it just that you want to f***?

That can be arranged.

- That's no problem.

- What?

Pick someone. Pick someone here.

- Here? You mean one of us?

- No. Point out someone and we'll fix it.

Can you do that? Point out someone?

Here in this room?

We helped you yesterday.

Now we're helping Pernilla today.

What age should he be? Type?

I want him to be married.

Hey... I think I've found someone.

- Whereabouts?

- He's sitting over there.

- With a blonde and two kids.

- The one in a red...

- I have to see how he looks.

- Is he married?

- I have a nose for such things.

- You have a nose for such things?

- I have a nose for such things.

- OK.

We need to move fast.

Excuse me.

I am responsible for entertainment

here at the hotel.

It's important for me that the children

have good time as well.

We have a new entertainment facility and it

would be helpful to us if you'd give it a try.

Yes!

Forgive me, but are you responsible

for the broken blind in room 212?

No.

We'll there's been a complaint

about a broken blind.

I wonder if you want to come

and identify it?

No we want the entertainment!

Go and see what this is about...

Then we'll take a look at

the entertainment thing. OK?

I wonder if you'd like to come

and f*** me in the toilet.

What happened?

OK, but it'll have to be quick. I can't

be away more than 10-15 minutes.

It's ecological.

Do you want to try it?

If you check in, I'll bring the stuff in.

- Can I help you, Erika?

- No, I'll be right with everything.

I've got 5 small children here.

Do you have any preference

for a boy or a girl?

- I want a girl.

- You get a girl. - You get a boy.

- What do I get?

- Maybe twins.

- He'll be called Jens.

- Here's a little boat for the boy.

This is so cute.

Thanks, Erika.

I can't believe how lucky I was.

There was a parents' co-op

right around the corner.

A lot of work, but it's so worth it. They

have their own chef. Breakfast and lunch.

And fresh bread in the mornings.

It's absolutely amazing.

It feels good. I'm starting to like...

get into it more.

Besides, you still wake up at 4

every morning. Not much sleep.

The routine I'll be easier once they start

in kindy.

Much easier than I thought.

It's a breeze.

You wash, bake buns and breastfeed.

Last week I was able to go to work.

He was cool as a cucumber under the table.

I was able to have a meeting.

No problem. You can combine

both that life and being a mum.

- It can be done.

- You must be so happy about that, Erika.

- It's amazing.

- Truly amazing.

Mummy...

Hello mummy!

What? What are you doing now?

Mummy... I think it's

hard to learn to swim.

Rikard...

Couldn't you teach me to swim?

- I think it's scary, Mummy.

- Can't you swim?

You were doing it before.

Only my arms. My legs sink.

Of course I'll help you, if you can't swim.

Will you?

But you mustn't be afraid.

You can go out there, and I'll...

- I'll hang on to you the whole time.

- Do you promise?

Yes, I'll be there the whole time.

Nothing will happen to you.

- But I'm a bit scared.

- Don't be scared. There's no danger.

- We'll stay at the shallow end.

- I don't want to go where it's deep.

- We'll stay where it's shallow.

- Yes, I might drown.

- And sink like a stone.

- Don't be afraid.

Very good! Now, like we did on land.

As far out as possible, and together.

Close together with your hands. Straight

ahead. You'll be swimming on your own soon.

- I can let you go here.

- No, no, no... you can't let me go!

I held you the whole time

I didn't let you go.

It felt like you did.

No, I just said you were close

to being able to swim yourself.

I don't want to swim any more..

Sweetie...

- Come on out! Ann-Sofi!

- We want to see you.

We want Ann-Sofi!

When do we want her? Now!

Ann-Sofi! Ann-Sofi!

- Get a look at her!

- God! You are cute!

- You are so goddamn cute!

- I'd die for legs like that!

Cutest in town! Cutest in town!

Cutest in town! Cutest in town!

I think that's the cutest and sexiest pair

I've ever seen.

In my whole goddamn f***ing life!

So f***ing perfect. All

this is f***ing perfect!

- Is that nice, Ann-Sofi?

- Mmm.

So lift your arms.

Come on little head... Hi!

Off to beddy-byes?

- Comfy?

- Mmm.

So lift your feet.

You're like a cocoon!

- Hi.

- Hi, it's me.

How's it going?

Did you get my message?

What? No.

It felt as though

he heard me today.

I was singing to him and it felt as though

he was pressing closer into my arms.

We were told he couldn't hear.

Your problem is that you're

so f***ing self-centred.

Are you coming?

Breakfast closes in fifteen minutes.

Does it? I'll just be a moment.

- Sleep well?

- Really well. Great pillows.

Henke!

What the hell are you doing here?

Where were you last Saturday?

- I really have no idea what you're

talking about - Our squash game.

You've got the wrong person.

His name isn't Henke... it's Peter.

Lina said you were at a conference

in Antwerp over the holiday.

Henke...

- Who's Lina?

- I don't know.

- Peter!

- Who's Lina? Peter!

- Peter, wait a minute!

- Did you lie to me, Peter?

- Wait!

- Stop!

Wait!

- Wait there.

- Stop!

Tell us. Who's Lina?

Who's Lina? You've got to...

Come clean. Have you cheated?

I went to a psychologist.

He laughed, didn't take me seriously.

I needed to talk and I met you.

I fibbed a little bit here and there,

but I didn't lie from my heart.

I didn't mean to. Of course you hate me.

I can't help that.

- You lied to me!

- I know, but I didn't lie about...

- You lied to me! You lied to me!

- You gotta calm down!

- I didn't lie with my heart.

- Ann-Sofi, get off now.

I've been true to you. More than I've been

to anybody else. I'm sorry.

- I know you must hate me.

- Forgive me, Ann-Sofi. Can you forgive me?

Henke! What the f*** are you up to?

What am I to say about this?

- You must be sick in the head!

- Come on... go away... go!

Just stay there.

Scram... go away! Go...

You can't be here!

- You're crazy.

- Scram!

Henke! Get out of there.

You're going home.

Unfortunately we have two weddings

booked, so the restaurant is closed.

Do you have a conference room

that can be booked?

Yes. When would you like...?

- Right now, thanks.

- Yes, we can check if it's available.

- Good, you can take it.

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