Black Rock Page #2

- Okay.

Keep 'em closed.

We are

walking down the stairs...

- very dark, dark, dark stairs...

- I'm scared.

Into a basement.

And there's Greg sr.

And he's there

with all his friends.

- We take... come on.

- I'm sorry.

We take him out, we sit down,

- and we watch a hundred times...

- "Goonies."

- "Goonies"!

- Oh, my God. You're such a dork.

- You brought the map to the time capsule.

- Yes!

- Oh, boy. Here we go.

- Just hold on.

You did it.

- One for you, madam.

- Oh, we each get our own.

- One for you, missy.

- I'm excited.

- This is gonna help us.

- So guys, look.

- Was this it?

- This is it.

- Seriously?

- This is so awesome, dude.

This is our map.

- Look it. We are here.

- No, I get that we are here,

but, like, this isn't

gonna take us anywhere.

- Yeah, it is.

- Do you see what this is showing us?

- Yes. No, it's pretty self-explanatory.

- No.

- This is us.

- Oh, obviously.

- This is Sheila beal's tits. Remember?

- And you take four dashes

- to the left and then you're at the

fort and the time capsule. - Right.

I've checked it out. I mean,

the coordinates are right.

I mean, generally.

- We were 10.

- I know, but it's gonna be great.

- Abby, dude. Don't poo-poo it. - Seriously,

think of it like an adventure, you guys.

Lou, dude. I'm good. I'm

just questioning the, uh...

I hear that, but

it's great, Sarah.

Sarah, this is great.

Let's do it.

- Yeah?

- Yes.

- Yeah?

- Hey, I am down.

- I am so pumped.

- Let's do it, you guys. Let's find it.

- Serious.

- So...

- Let's go.

- But I am still so wet.

- I think it's northeast and then that

means... - No, it's definitely northeast.

- She was really beautiful.

- Remember her?

I can't hear you, Sarah.

Sasha. The girl that was

really pretty in school.

- The exchange student. She's gay.

- Yeah.

- What?

- She's gay now.

- I know.

- But then I was thinking maybe, like...

- I don't know. I'd make out with her.

- I know.

I was, like, if I had

to go gay, like,

Sasha Warren would be

the girl, right?

- Where is she from?

- It was like Ukraine or something.

Sarah:
Yeah, I mean, I think it's just,

like... northeast is straight up into...

- just gonna go up into this..

- Lou:
No, it was Denmark.

- Oh, f***. Denmark.

- Yeah.

- I just... I just remembered. - I just

feel like all Danish are just, like...

but the truth is,

like, you just...

like, I would be fine

with, like, smooching,

but, like, I don't

know if I could, like,

- you know, go the whole hog.

- There's the tree.

Oh, the tree that looks

like Abby taking a dump.

You guys, it doesn't even

look like that at all.

It's just, like, it's a tree...

it's a stump.

No, but it's definitely

like a... um...

- It's like a bent-over shape.

- Silhouette.

Guys, I think we should

just throw it in.

We're not gonna find

this f***ing fort.

- No, I think it's... - It's just... yeah,

that's part of the adventure, Abby.

- Just go with it.

- Well, it was really fun when we were 10,

but now I'm just getting

eaten alive by mosquitos.

- Jesus Christ.

- What?

- Huh?

- Not you. You.

You're rolling your

eyes at me, what?

- Um...

- What is your problem?

- I don't have a problem, Abby.

- I'm sensing a serious attitude here.

- What is going... what?

- You are honestly sensing attitude

- from me at this point?

- Mm-hmm. I am.

- I... - You know,

you don't need Sarah's permission

to just tell me

what's on your mind.

Abby, please.

Like, let's just...

we're out here, you know,

it's so f***ing beautiful,

right?

I mean, we haven't

been here in so long.

Look, Sarah doesn't have cancer.

That's good. That's...

- Like, let's go have some fun.

- I agree.

I think we should

just keep going.

I wanna know what the f***

your problem is, Lou.

Oh, my God. Are we

really gonna do this?

Do what?

Abigail, come on. It was f***ing

ages ago and I apologized.

Oh, no, no, no. I wasn't

even talking about that.

- Oh, really?

- Yeah, I'm totally over it. I'm great.

You're clearly not over it.

Can we just call that out?

- You are the one that brought it up.

- I brought it up

because you are making it

very difficult for us to just,

like, have a nice time

right now.

Because of some stupid indiscretion

that happened, like, six years ago.

- Oh, is that how you see that?

- Yes.

You really see f***ing my

boyfriend of two years...

the guy who I was pretty sure I was

probably gonna marry maybe someday...

you thought that was just

a small, stupid indiscretion?

We were children at that point and we

were both f***ing drunk and the guy was,

honestly, like

a class-a douchebag.

Like, you should be thanking me that you

didn't walk down the aisle with that guy.

All right, well, thank you,

thank you, thank you!

Thank you so much, Lou,

for f***ing my boyfriend.

- I don't mean it like...

- I appreciate it with all of...

- I feel really badly about it.

- You were my best friend

and if you're calling him

a douchebag,

I would love to know

what the f*** that makes you.

Lou:
I don't even know why we're

talking about it still at this point

because you have

this amazing life.

You're f***ing married.

You're married.

Don't... don't talk like you know

anything about my life right now.

- You are not a part of my life, Lou.

- Why even...

- you have not been a part of my life for

a really long time. - That is your doing.

- And do you wanna know why?

- That's your doing.

Because you never,

ever apologized.

- I have apologized to you thousands

of times... - You said you were sorry

- and you never meant it! Never!

- What?!

- You would look at me like I was stupid

and overreacting. - Just can't win.

- And taking it too far.

- You took a f***ing sledgehammer...

- yeah, I wanted to take it to your goddamn

f***ing face! - You f***ing threw it...

- okay, guys!

- You wanna go in...

- yes! I would love to f***ing smash

your face in! - Guys, guys, guys!

- No, if there's a time to do it, do it now.

- Sarah:
No.

- Guys, stop it.

- I would love to, Lou.

- All right, well, then, bring it.

- Please.

- Great.

- Stop it, guys. This is crazy.

- Just take a f***ing time-out.

- I agree that it's crazy.

- Great, I'm the crazy one.

- Guys, please, please, please,

- just stop.

- I'm a crazy f***ing b*tch.

Dude... I know. I mean,

this is just, like...

- this is just... cannot.

- She started it.

Can I say that? Let's

go, let's go chase Abby

'cause she's got a problem.

( Crows cawing )

Lou:
I feel like all three of us

in this tent is not gonna be good.

All things considered.

I know.

Sarah:
I mean, obviously this

went a lot different in my head.

- You know, we were having fun and...

- I know.

- I'm sorry.

- This is so crazy

because when I think about

the three of us,

like, back in the day...

I feel like we were the crazy

ones and she was, like, sweet.

- She was sweet Abby and now she's

crazy Abby. - She has been acting

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