Blast from the Past Page #9
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1999
- 112 min
- 1,402 Views
OTHER BUM:
There's a Heroin Anonymous?
SODA JERK:
Shut up! All of these things... ask
you to believe in a power greater than
yourself! Some sort of God on High!
Well...I have lifted my eyes skyward a
time or two... and I have certainly
not seen anything coming from up there
except a goddamn airplane -- that I
can't afford to get on!
The cement FLOOR of the old Malt Shop begins to QUIVER
AND RUMBLE.
OTHER BUM:
Earthquake! Another earthquake!
SODA JERK:
Let her come! Let's get this over
with! And please, if there is a God,
let it be worse in Bel Air!!
The Other Bum staggers to his feet and SPLITS for a back
window. Soda Jerk is fearless. Until finally the
HYDRAULIC DOORS of the back entrance SPLIT THE FLOOR with
an eerie, struggling whine and LARGE CHUNKS OF CEMENT GO
FLYING. Then up comes RED SUBMARINE LIGHT followed by
Calvin in his BIG YELLOW SUIT with Geiger counter
ticking.
SODA JERK:
Oh, God! Oh, God!! Oh,God, save me!!
For I have seen the light!!
Calvin raises his hand and yells through his mask.
CALVIN:
I come in peace!!
The Soda Jerk FAINTS. Calvin, sounding like a deep sea
diver and having to walk like Frankenstein, goes over to
the Soda Jerk and studies his face in the light of his
flashlight. He is horrified by what he sees.
CALVIN:
My, gosh...
Calvin looks around the room and heads for the back. He
moves his Geiger counter around and gets a quiet (safe)
reading. Then he removes a KITCHEN MATCH from a plastic
container and strikes it against the wall. The MATCH
BURNS, so Calvin takes off his hood and visor and
breathes the air. It stinks in there.
EXT. MALT SHOP - MOMENTS LATER, RAINING
Calvin (out of the head gear and top of the suit) slowly
pushes the door open and steps out. He's surprised to
find an empty BODY SHOP behind the Malt Shop, where the
avocado trees should be.
CALVIN:
Where is my backyard?
He points his flashlight around and heads for the ALLEY
to his left.
EXT. ALLEY - A MOMENT LATER, RAINING
DERELICT CARS left over from the Body Shop sit against a
fence. Calvin marvels at the cars, even in their present
condition. In a TIGHTER SHOT he studies the chrome-
plated word "Toyota." A HOMELESS MAN arrives to search
through the garbage. Calvin hurries back towards the
avenue.
SCENE 76 OMITTED
EXT. MALT SHOP - TEN MINUTES LATER, RAIN
Calvin emerges from the alley that separates the Malt
Shop from another storefront (perhaps now a rundown Thai
restaurant.)
CLOSER ON HIM:
watching the cars fly by on the wet avenue. Suddenly, a
cross-dressing STREET WALKER steps up to him with a
cigarette.
STREET WALKER:
You got a light, honey?
CALVIN:
What?! A light! Yes, I've got a
light!
STREET WALKER:
Good.
Fumbling, he finally gets her little cigar lighted with
one of his kitchen matches.
CALVIN:
So...you...survived the blast, did
you?
STREET WALKER:
The blast? Honey, I have survived a
host of things. Like the song says: "A
country boy can survive!"
CALVIN:
Yes, yes, the song. So tell me...has
it been...hell up here?
STREET WALKER:
"Hell up here?" Honey, it's been hell
up here, down there and over yonder!
Hell everywhere.
CALVIN:
Yes, I can tell that just looking
around.
(then)
"Boy?" Did you say you were a
"country boy?"
STREET WALKER:
Cute Little Old Man, if you want a
boy, I can be a boy. And if you want
a girl, I can be a girl. I can be
anything you want me to be!
CALVIN:
Really?
STREET WALKER:
Uh-huh. And it's all yours for the
remarkably low price of only $200!
And if you act now, I might even throw
in some free lawn furniture.
CALVIN:
(stumbling away from her)
No, I can't. I'm sorry! I have to
go! I have to...
He breaks into a trot, heading up the street past a seedy
BAR (used to be the convenience store) just as a
hopelessly DRUNK HAG of a woman is shoved out and told to
stay out. Calvin watches as the woman stumbles to the
curb where she TOSSES her cookies. TWO LOW RIDERS HOP BY
full of TAUNTING YOUNG HISPANIC GANG MEMBERS, one of whom
BRANDISHES A PISTOL and, just for fun, points it at
Calvin. When Calvin sees the pistol he ducks into the
ADULT BOOKSTORE. The young gang member pulls the trigger
and we (not Calvin) see that the realistic-looking pistol
INT. ADULT BOOK AND VIDEO STORE
Calvin races in and, gathering himself, addresses the
PAKISTANI MAN behind the counter.
CALVIN:
Hello! How are you this evening?!
Mind if I, you know, browse around?!
The clerk just watches him.
CALVIN:
Thank-Q very much!
Then Calvin turns and has his first look at the
material...and he GRABS HIS HEART and SCREAMS and FALLS
back KNOCKING OVER a whole ROW OF VIDEOS AND MAGAZINES.
INT. SHELTER, KITCHEN - AN HOUR LATER
Calvin sits at the breakfast table, still breathing hard
and holding his chest. His family looks on with great
concern. The anti-radiation suit and gear is piled in
the corner.
CALVIN:
I'm going to give it to you straight.
There's no point in beating around the
bush. There were survivors.
Apparently,
the fallout has created....a
subspecies of mutants.
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