Blind Dating Page #3

No I don't think so, we've

been through this before.

You know what I think? I think you're scared.

Bullshit!

- Credible with a vagina?

- Shut your mouth!

Scared of a vagina!

- It's gonna be a real date. You know,

dinner and everything. -Yeah

You know, take her back to my placet.

If we feel something for eachother,

she wants to do it..

Then we'll do it, only if she want's to do it.

Yeah yeah Danny, that's how it usually works.

Otherwise they arrest you

and charge you with rape.

Why you laugh? What?

- I was just thinking that It'll be a real blind date!

- After 22 years you just thought of that joke?

Open the window down, please.

You still wearing that cologne?

- You don't like that?

- Truly!

You've breaking my balls, you would have liked that!

- So who she is?

- I don't know, Mandy so far.

Do you trust Larry? What if she's like a dog?

Ok, It's good.

- You look good! I like the hair.

- Oh, what is this now?

- How does he look?

- How do I look?

- You look ike a jackass Danny.

- What? He looks good.

- Did you do this?

- Yes.

What?

- Let's gonna change that shirt.

- What's wrong with the shirt?

Nothings wrong with the shirt!

A lot is wrong with that shirt.

We don't need another Tony Soprano in our house.

- Do not say anything bad about Tony Soprano.

- Larry you can leave now.

Guys, guys! The shirt, the shirt.

What's wrong?

- Larry? - Out!

- I was just trying to help.

Larry what is it? What's wrong with it?

- Very loud!

- OK, pick another one.

Nice shirt! I bought you this shirt.

Come on, come one.

- So how do you know her?

- She's a friend of a friend.

- Incredible.

- I'm not done yet Danny.

You make a blood-off that she's no dog.

Or I stay.

- Are you kiddin me?

- No.

- You don't trust me anymore?

- In one word, no.

- And why not?

- Are you forgetting Gracia Moreno in 10th grade?

- Gorilla Moreno?

- Yeah.

Some people thought that girl was hot.

She smelled like a shaggy carpet.

You make yours or I stay!

- Fine. I make your stupid cut.

- Oh, god that hurts!

- Sharp edge, Larry. -I'm on it.

- A blood-off is when we both cut ourselfs.

- No.

- Yes,it's what it is. -No.

- You cut yourself!

- You do it first.

- Do it. -No!

- Cut yourself.

- Are you gonna do?

- No.

- So let's get out of here.

- Fine, fine.

Ok, Mandy my pleasure to introduce you

to my brother Danny.

Very nice to meet you.

After you.

Oh you poor made it.

Please.

Danny!

- I'm so sorry!

- No.. -I'm really sorry.

- You'll feel much better after we get some food.

- Ok..

So you're really blind?

Yes.

Here you go!

Please, stop crying.

Stop it!

You don't.. just think I'm this intelligent born,

I don't know it differently.

Oh, brave.

We will talk about you, how is that?

Tell me something about yourself?

There's not much to talk really, I'm 25 yearsold...

...I work as secretary...

.. people think I that look like

Meryl Streep...

But you never know what Meryl Streep

looks like!

I think the next one should not be so sensitive.

- Evening.

- Get out of my way, a**hole!.

Can't you see he's blind?

Look what you did? Danny, come here honey

Let me help you.

- Alright -Oki, put me down. Put me down.

Put me down!

I can walk.

Just trying to help.

You gonna get the door open bigbutt? Let's go!

Larry, Larry.

- Here you go.

- Thank you.

Please.

Lady's first.

- I'm sorry.

- Really, no problem.

Cheers baby.

So Danny, tell me..

.. your physical guard? Like to do some working-out?

- Sure.

- What you press?

- 50pounds maybe.

- I like that..

I like a man with sense of humor.

Mummy's gonna help you out.

I can eat on my own. It's fine.

- Hey, I'm just trying to create some chemistry baby.

- I gotta go to the bathroom.

- I'll take you.

- I can walk.

Mama hasn't have action like this for weeks,

I'am hungry, let's go.

Danny boy?! Mama is here, Danny?

Pick up, pick up, pick up!

You better get your ass here. She's crazy.

Danny, open the door.

- Signora, I must ask you to leave.

- Don't Signora me Pablo.

Better hold on to your squirrel,

Before he loses his nuts.

Signora, take your time. Can I get you

something to Drink?

- An expresso perhaps?

- Out!

- Oh God, get out of here!

- Have you ever done it in the bathroom Danny?

I just wanna meet a normal woman.

I will tear you out

... big mama...

I have been looking so forward to this night, that I..

brought a little something along with me as a suprise.

Danny, I wanna feel the way that you feel,

I wanna see the things that you see.

I wanna be as one with you Danny.

Look!

- I have a blindfold, I can see the blackness!

- Larry!

- Doris still on vacation?

- You're bright good at this, aren't you?

I've got good instinct.

I will tell him you're here.

This is a very big decision Danny.

- You're sure you wanna do it?

- Yeah, sure I am.

- That's very brave of you Danny.

- You sound like I'm volounteering for a...

.. suicide mission? Is it?

No, no.

What I ment to say was,

neurosurgery is never without risks...

- .. and it would be wrong to say otherwise.

- What are the risks?

We really don't know.

Help!

I.. I think what Doctor Perkins is trying to sayv is that...

.. you're very couriagous...

...to try something, that has not been done,

very often.

I can take Mr. Waldesakee to a cab Doctor.

If he wants.

Sure.

They told me...

.. there's allways risks with brain surgery,

but what the hell, you gotta be brave sometime.

Sure you gotta be brave, but it's not so smart

to walk around without a cane.. Step!

Thanks Mom.

You're welcome. You're in luck, here

is the cab.

I gotta confess something,

I don't really need a cab...

.. I just kinda wanted to talk.

Oh, well, that is very sweet.

My brother Larry is gonna pick me up. He uh...

.. runs a Limo Service.

- He's not here yet.

- How can you tell?

If he were here, trust me, you'd know it.

But when he allready comes,

can we give you a ride?

Oh, thanks but I better not, my bus is here..

- .. so I better go.

- Yea. -OK..

- Bye. -Ok. See you soon!

- Thanks mom.

- Thank you.

If she brings us any more food,

we could open our own restaurant.

We don't have to. After we get married,

we're gonna take over this one.

It's all been discussed.

- Oh and what else has been discussed?

- That you will run this place..

- .. until we start having kids.

- And have you discussed when that's gonna be?

The sooner the better. And eh...

I think we start practising now.

Arvind. What if I don't want to run

this restaurant?

What if want to go to Medical School?

What?

Sorry.

The final choice isn't going to be made

on abthomal criteria.

It's probably going to be made

on a candidate's personality.

His ability to cope with the...

...success or failure of the operation.

Danny! Do you wanna join me for lunch?

I got to the Park across the road.

- I got turkey and cheese

- You have any shrimp?

- No.

- Allright.

...my brother Larry, when I was a kid,

old me thats a kid supposed to run free, in a park.

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