Blind Dating Page #5

- What's up?

It doesn't bother you? That I can't see,

does it?

No!

Even when we were at school

and you helped me all the time?

Ohh, wait a second.

It's those girls you've been dating?

- I just don't get it man!

- Look Danny boy..

Girls are something you can

not figure out. Alright?

But if they can't realize that you're a good guy

go around, srew 'em.

You're high man, common, next pitch.

So where we're going?

I just wanted to get some air.

And so does your familiy!

It's ok, Its ok.

You look so beautiful tonight

I just wanted a little bit of time alone with you.

They are crying up to me all night, "Alvind"...

- Stop! stop it!

- Soon we will be married. After all.

Arvind, Arvind..

Help out.

I'm sorry, fella.

Here you go.

- Need some help?

- No, no. I've got his.

Got it?

- Per stick, you got it?

- Yes.

- One

- That's it.

- Two.

- Good.

Three. Four.

- Good.

- Five.

- I'm done!

- What about the upshaper?

Very very impressive.

- Hey Danny, let's go.

To the showers. -Yeah

Alright, pick something cool.

Think James Dean.

Did you mess up my hair?

Looks fine.

So, who'd Larry fix you up with this time?

- Pick it up, thank you...

So, Larry tells me you're in the service

industry, that's correct? What do you do exactly?

Service industry, I like that.

It's a good one.

This is Dolores.

Yes, its $500. Not including healthfare.

Call me like, hmm...

Two hours.

- No, I don't do seniors.

- Ohh Come on!

.. she was cute, we had a good time.

Larry...

Where is Dolores?

What did I say! What did I say?!

No hookers, right!?

Danny get in the car man.

- Get in the car..

- Larry, are you alright?

- No. - Get in the car Larry.

You dont touch like a... B*tch.

Get in the car and stop

bleeding you p*ssy.

Danny, I was hopin' to kinda help you.

And I figured maybe, you know,

you could use a little push

There's one other girl I was thinking

about setting you up with.

And this girl...

She's a real bomb-shop man,

new client of mine.

- Top class actually.

- No.

- Fine - Fine

- Fine - Fine - Fine

- She's top class?

- As I said.

- Alright, but under one condition.

- What?

- She can't know I'm blind.

- Are you nuts?

Too risky man. I don't see the point in it.

You don't see the point?

The point is crystal-clear. - Alright

I made sure the dates, they weren't dating me,

they were dating some blind guy.

- I don't want their pitty.

- You're saying you don't won't it sympathily?

Tissue.

At least you are on the right track.

How do you think you

pull this on? he?

Easy.

- Step there!

- I know the step.

Hold on, tell me what's to your left?

Thank you, Larry.

- Good evening, Mr. Waldesakee.

- Thank you very much James.

- Ah senior! The corner table as usual?

- Grazia, Pedro.

.. eight... two, three, four.

Five.

Thank you Pedro.

Bottle of your Souvenir du Syhra.

- Same, something earthy and jammy.

- Earthy and jammy

Well done.

- To loud, not to loud.

- That's good right?

This is a 6 CD changer, reset

this button here, it changes the CD.

Just be careful.

That's FM radio Danny!

No no no. Don't push anthing else.

All you gotta do is push "play".

Very careful.

This is not funny.

Alright Danny, look. Now..

If you ever get this far, you will

gonna need one of these.

That's a condom. It's for safe sex.

- Is there any worse than a bling guy

who'd gender the woods? -squiggly.

Yes Daniel. It is squiggly.

This is what you have to to on your own.

I can not help you with this.

But think of it like homework.

Not now.

You like that condom, don't you?

Larry, no one fit.

- They are to big, they keep on falling off!

- That's impossible Danny, you are a Waldesakee.

- I tried for at last 2 hours.

- You stayed up for two hours?

- What do youmean "up"?

- Daniel you can't put the condom on unless you..

"stiff" you know?

You haven't told me that!

- Danny, what is that?

- I'm swallowing and will se if one fit.

Are you chewing on the condoms?

They taste like haven man.

What 're you putting me on here? You know

I'm busy right now?

Good evening, Mr. Waldesakee.

- Thank you, James.

- I really need a moment of your time sir.

- I sorry.

It's gonna be about an hour.

Thank you.

Bonasera segnor.

You have a reservation?

- Yes, where is Pedro?

- He's out. Little dray for flours...

- What was the name on the reservation?

- Waldesakee.

Right, this way.

Excusi signore!

Your table is this way.

- Corner table right?

- No, as you an see, this table is occupied.

Sorry.

Yes Sir?

- I wished corner table with Piedro.

- He did not tell me.

Please this way.

Sir, is everything alright?

- Tell me. How far is the table from here?

- I beg your pardon?

Listen, carefully. From where I'm standing now,

how many steps to the table?

I'd say about 20.

In which direction, clockwise?

- In 9 o'clock.

- Anything in the way? -No!

Now! You're gonna walk in front of me,

walk slowly.

- Keep on talking!

- I don't know what's going on...

- Tell me you're stopping!

- I did not know!

It won't happen again.

This way Sir. You table.

- What took you so long?

- I was just saying hi to some friends..

.from Japan.

This is my good side.

You want some wine,

I would like some wine!

- Oh yes.

- Waiter.

Wine Sir?

Perfect, I will take the bottle of your

Souvenir Du Syhra.

Thhat's earthy and jammy, right?

- Let's order, I'm starving.

- Oh yeah.

Danny, you have some chocolate sauce

on your chin.

You're not very good at your job

cleaning that up. Let me.

You're so different from the other men

I date.

You're just like a little boy.

You know, what I like most about you?

Your eyes. And the way you look at me.

We will go back to your place now!

Check.

Here you go.

You silly boy.

- Who needs ice cream, when

you've got desert? - Yes.

Such a sexy night.

- Don't you think

- Yes it is!

Here you go.

Oh my God! I'm so sorry.

Oh my God, are you alright?

The bathrooms over here.

It's ok. It's my friends dress. So...

- Guess I'm gonna have to get out of this.

- Yes, certainly.

I'll take you to the bathroom. It's over there.

Let me change the music.

- I'm so sorry about...

- Sit back!

Enjoy the show, Mr. Blue Eyes.

.. cutie boy...

I will shake my little...

.. and look at the share..

.. now I'm shaking my sexy hair...

.. do yu like what you see?

Yeah, you do...

- Never seen better.

- Yeah, baby!

Now you like what you see,

now like me see,right?

You like it?

You certainly like it!

Now let's see...

...the desire?

I knew something is wrong.

Why didn't you tell me?

No, no, look. I just thought that may be

I could go out with someone..

Who didn't first have to come with the

terms with the fact that am blind.

Blind!

I thought that you're gay!

Mrs. Waldesakee, if Danny

misses any more tests,

we won't be able to proceed

with the operation

Thank you for calling, Doctor.

Mama relax, I'll find him. OK?

Let's play some balls.

- You're OK boss?

- Yep!

- Check it out.

Blind guys shoot first,

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