Blithe Spirit
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- 1945
- 96 min
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NOEL COWARD:
We are quite, quite wrong!Once upon a time,
there was a charming country house,
in which lived a very happily married couple.
- Edith, you know the cocktail shaker?
- Yessum.
Well, l want you to fill two of those long-stemmed
glasses from it and bring them up here.
And, Edith, as you're not in the Navy,
it's unnecessary to do everything at the double.
And, Edith, when you're serving dinner,
try to remember to do it calmly and methodically.
- Yessum.
- Now, go and get the cocktails.
- Not at a run, Edith.
- Yessum.
What do you suppose induced Agnes
to leave us and go and get married?
The reason was becoming
increasingly obvious, dear.
Yes, we must keep Edith in the house more.
- Oh, dear.
- What's the matter?
- l have an idea this evening's going to be awful.
- l think it'll be funny, but not awful.
Why did you ask the Bradmans, darling?
He's as sceptical as we are.
- He'll probably say the most dreadful things.
- l warned him.
There had to be more than three of us
and the vicar and his wife are a) dreary
and b) wouldn't have approved at all.
You must promise not to catch my eye. lf
l giggle, and l'm very likely to, it'll ruin everything.
You mustn't. You must be dead serious
and, if possible, a little intense.
We can't hurt the old girl's feelings,
however funny she is.
(Horn)
That was her.
Oh. That's her, is it?
l've seen her in the village several times.
She certainly is a strange woman.
The vicar told me he saw her up on the knoll
on Midsummer Eve dressed in lndian robes.
She's been a professional in London for years.
lt's funny. l mean, to think of people
doing it as a profession.
l believe it's very lucrative.
- What is Mr Condomine getting out of her?
- Material for his book, a mystery story.
To The Unseen.
l must say, that's a wonderful title.
lf this evening's a success,
l shall write the first draft tomorrow.
Was Elvira a help to you,
when you were thinking something out?
Poor Elvira.
lf l died before you'd grown tired of me,
l wonder if you'd forget me so soon?
- What a horrible thing to say.
- l think it's interesting.
l haven't forgotten Elvira.
l remember her very distinctly indeed.
l remember how fascinating she was
and how maddening.
l remember her gay charm when she'd achieved
her own way and her acidity when she didn't.
l remember her physical attractiveness,
which was tremendous,
and her spiritual integrity, which was nil.
Was she more physically attractive than l am?
That's a very tiresome question
and fully deserves the wrong answer.
- You really are very sweet.
- Thank you.
- And a little naive, too.
- Why?
Because you imagine that l mind about Elvira
being more physically attractive than l am.
- l love you, my love.
- l know you do.
But not the wildest stretch of the imagination
could describe it as the first careless rapture.
- Would you like it to be?
- Good heavens, no.
Wasn't that a shade too vehement?
We're neither of us adolescent, Charles, or have
led prim lives. We've both been married before.
A careless rapture would be incongruous
and embarrassing.
l hope l haven't been a disappointment.
Don't be so idiotic.
Your first husband was older than you.
l wouldn't like you to miss out all along the line.
There are moments, Charles,
when you go too far.
Sorry, darling.
lf l died, l wonder how long it would be
before you married again.
You won't die. You're not the dying sort.
- Neither was Elvira.
- She was, now l come to think of it.
She had a certain ethereal quality.
Nobody could call you even remotely ethereal.
- Nonsense. She was of the earth, earthy.
- Yes, well, she is now, anyhow.
That's the kind of observation
that shocks people.
Discouraging to think how many are shocked
by honesty and how few by deceit.
- Write that down. You might forget it.
- You underrate me.
lt was a question of bad taste
more than honesty.
l was devoted to Elvira. We were married
five years. She died. l missed her very much.
That was seven years ago. l have now,
with your help, risen above the whole thing.
(Doorbell)
- Probably the Bradmans.
Shall l go or shall we let Edith have her fling?
She's probably in a pre-sprinting position
waiting for Cook to open the kitchen door.
- Steady, Edith.
- Yes, sir.
Not late, are we? l only got back
from the hospital half an hour ago.
- Madame Arcati isn't here yet.
- We saw her coming up the hill on her bicycle.
- l'm so glad you could come.
- We've been looking forward to it. l feel excited.
- Violet will be good. l made her promise.
- Fine. Here, come and have a drink.
Oh, thanks so much.
Do you think there's anything
really genuine about it at all?
l'm afraid not, but it's interesting how easily
people allow themselves to be deceived.
She must believe it herself
or is the whole business a fake?
l suspect the worst, a real professional
charlatan. That's what l'm hoping for.
The character for my book must be a complete
impostor, the most important factor of the story.
- Do you think she tells fortunes? l love that.
- Yes, l expect so.
Have you attended her, Doctor, professionally?
Oh, yes. She had influenza.
She's only been here just over a year.
(Doorbell)
- Here she is.
She knows, doesn't she, about tonight?
- You won't spring it on her?
- lt was all arranged last week.
l told her how profoundly interested l was
and she blossomed like a rose.
l really feel quite nervous, as if l'm going
to make a speech. Go and meet her, darling.
MADAME ARCATl:
Oh, good evening.- Hm?
l've leant my bike up against that bush out there.
lt'll be perfectly all right.
- How nice to see you.
- My dear Madame Arcati.
l had a presentiment that l was going to have
a puncture, so l went back to fetch my pump.
- Then l didn't have a puncture.
- Perhaps you will on the way home.
Oh, thank you.
- You know...
- Dr Bradman.
- The man with the gentle hands.
- Delighted to see you looking so well.
- My wife.
- We're old friends. We meet in shops.
- Would you like a cocktail?
- lf it's a dry Martini, yes.
lf it's a concoction, no. Experience
has taught me to be wary of concoctions.
- lt is a dry Martini.
- Delicious.
We do appreciate your coming all this way.
Nonsense. lt was wonderful cycling through
the woods. l was deafened with birdsong.
lt's been lovely all day.
Ah, but the evening's the time. Mark my words.
Thank you.
Cheers. Cheers.
Don't you find it tiring, bicycling everywhere?
lt stimulates me.
l was getting far too sedentary in London.
That horrid little flat with dim lights.
They had to be dim. The clients expect it.
This is the best dry Martini l've had for years.
- Would you like another?
- Certainly.
l must say, l find bicycling very exhausting.
A steady rhythm, that's what does it.
Once you get the knack,
you never look back. Away you go.
But the hills, Madame Arcati,
Just knack again.
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