Blood Diner Page #8

Synopsis: Two cannibals/health food diner owners are on a wacky quest to restore life to the five million year old goddess Shitaar. Aided by their uncle's brain and penis, the two set about getting the required parts - virgins, assorted body parts from whores, and the ingredients for a "blood buffet". Their adversaries are the police: the chief with a Russian accent, the "player" detective, and the new Yorker with an Australian accent.
Genre: Comedy, Horror
Director(s): Jackie Kong
Production: Lightning Pictures
 
IMDB:
5.2
Rotten Tomatoes:
50%
UNRATED
Year:
1987
88 min
191 Views


Call for reinforcements now.

Now wait. Just a minute.

Don't mess with me, Shepard.

I need your help.

Do you

still request a radio unit?

Baker 7793, come over.

Get them mules hitched up.

Yea-ha I'

Stud pony

Let's kick in the stall,

stall, stall

- Stud pony!

- Stud pony!

Let's kick in the stall,

stall, stall

'Cause I can pet you

And I can scratch your nose

They feed you carrots

They watch you

grow and grow...

"What are we to understand

by the four beasts of Sheetar"

"spoken of in the same verse?"

"We have figured of expressions

used by the revelative..."

"describing Heaven,

the paradise of God,

the happiness of Sheetar."

Sheetar,

the dark side of Jupiter

commands you.

Awake, and take your vengeance!

Awake, and begin to feed.

Awake!

Sheetar, wake up!

We get killers in here

all the time.

The point is, as I said before,

if you don't have a warrant,

you gotta pay the cover charge.

Is this enough?

Stud pony, stud pony

Stud pony, stud pony

Stud pony, stud pony

Stud pony

Kick in the stall,

stall, stall

- Kick in the stall

- Stall

He wants it all

- He wants it all

- Wants it all

Wants it all - All

Crazy. What's that?

Look. Over there.

Sheetar, wake up!

Die! Die! Die!

Yeah...

Sheetar...

awake, and claim

your vengeance now!

- Ohh!

- Sheetar!

I, your humble servant...

Respectfully offer

your first meal on Earth!

No!

Ahh!

Stud pony, stud pony

Stud pony, stud pony

Stud pony

Kick in the stall

He wants it all

Die! Die! Die!

You don't say

Ohh

Yeah

Ohh

Yeah, yeah -

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Goddess of evil!

Use your powers of Jupiter

to invoke your vengeance!

You freak!

I couldn't find a parking place.

Get those two onstage.

Pretty wild, huh?

Yeah, but it's

making my ears hurt.

What?

I said I think

my ears are gonna explode.

Excellent!

In the stall, in the stall

Kick in the stall

He wants it all

He wants it all,

wants it all

Come on, little stud

Stud pony, kick in the stall

Stall, stall

Yes-haw I'

Die! Die! Die

Stud pony, stud pony

Over there!

- No!

- Let's do this.

No! No!

Cover me!

No! No! Stop it!

This isn't going to hurt a bit.

No! No!

Wake up.

Mikey, wake up!

Get her out of here.

No! No! Please don't!

- You killed my brother!

- Aah!

Stop! Stop! Hurts!

No, really hurts!

Stop it! Stop!

Kill you!

No, please! Please don't!

No! No! Please no! No!

You killed my brother!

Oh, no!

I'm gonna feed your head

to Sheetar!

No, don't! Please! Please don't!

Please!

Hey, gruesome, look up.

Please! Ahh!

Come on, Shepard.

Let's get out of here.

You okay?

Yeah, okay. Just fine.

How you doing, Shepard?

Okay for a white boy.

- Everybody dead?

- I'm not so sure

about that mean and ugly thing

on the bandstand,

but everybody else is.

Good. You two did a fine job.

Maybe the streets will be safe

from fiends and freakos

for a while.

Shepard, get on the ambulance

with a stamp and go.

Jackson,

I'll expect a full report

on my desk in the morning.

Come on, Mark.

I'll buy you a cup

of the finest

hospital coffee in town.

Aw, you're so sweet.

Ah, Sheena...

Hey, baby, you in the red.

Hey, blondie.

Hey, you look kinda nice.

You look good.

You ought to come home

with me tonight.

Huh? All right.

Come on in, honey.

Come on in, honey.

I'm hot, bothered, and horny.

Hey, baby.

Right before I stick

my big sausage in ya,

what do they call ya?

They call me Sheetar.

- Ba-doop

- Whop doo-wah doo-wah

- Da-doo

- Whop doo-wah-da doo-wop

Listen, sugar, honey

Listen to me

I-I-I need your lovin'

Now, can't you see?

- Let's do it

- Let's do it

- Do it, do it

- Let's do it

- Let's do it

- Let's do it

Let's do it, oh - Ahh

Baby, let's make some love

Baby, let's make some love

Oh, Oh, Oh

Hold me, and kiss me,

and squeeze me tight

I want your lovin'

all day and night

- Let's do it

- Let's do it

- Do it, do it

- Let's do it

- Let's do it

- Let's do it

Let's do it, oh - Ahh

Baby, let's make some love

Baby, let's make some love

- Ba-doop

- Whop doo-wah doo-wah

- Da-doo

- Whop doo-wah doo-wah

- Ba-doop

- Whop doo-wah-da doo-wop

I want you, I want you,

I want you so

I need you,

I need you, I need you so

I love you, I love you,

I love you so

Yes, I do

Sugar, honey, listen to me

Now, you're so fine

Mellow as a dream

Y'all got peaches

I've got the cream

- Let's do it

- Let's do it

- Do it, do it

- Let's do it

Let's do it, oh - Ahh

Baby, let's make some love

Baby, let's make some love

Ba-da-da da da da da

Ba-da-da-da da da da da

Ba-da-da da da da da

Ba-da-da-da da da da da

Ba-da-da da da da da

Ba-da-da-da da da da da

Ba-da-da da da da da

Ba-da-da-da da da doo-wop

I love you, baby

I'll tell you why

When you thrill me

Holler, "Oh, my"

- Let's do it

- Let's do it

- Do it, do it

- Let's do it

Let's do it, oh - Ahh

Baby, let's make some love

Baby, let's make some love

Ohh, Ohh, Ohh, Ohh

Baby, let's make some love

Aw, come on, baby

Baby, let's make some love

Let's make a little love

Baby, let's make some love

Aw, come on, baby,

love me, love me tonight

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