Blood Shed

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F***.

Hello?

Hello?

What is this?

Gabe, thought you'd want a

memento of our loving family.

I'm talking about the key.

There's some crap in that

shed from the state,

let it explain why

you're so well adjusted.

F*** you, Tom.

Hey, head case, who's the one

living in their f***ing car?

Ever think about

seeing a shrink,

before they find you

talking to a lamppost?

I know, I know, I know.

- I can't wait to get inside.

- I know. Don't worry.

Oh, nice.

For you, dear.

So good.

Here it go.

- Alright.

- So good to be home.

- Let's get you some food.

- Yeah,

like an entire Thanksgiving meal.

Turkey, fixins, all that.

Long day.

Gabriel.

Mi baby.

Your gazpacho, madam.

Oh my, is that fresh

cilantro on top?

Ay, yes it is.

I'm sure your baby will

delight in our tomatoes,

organically grown, of course.

Boy, oh boy. You French sure

know how to please a lady.

Jeb, is that you?

Baby.

Welcome to Arat Storage.

Can I help you?

Uh, just wondering if you could

show me where this unit is?

You find this?

- No.

- Where'd you get them?

Parents.

They give them to you?

Nah, they're dead. My brother did.

644. Look up on computer.

Your parents paid five

years in advance.

They receive excellent discount.

Right.

Can you show me where it is?

I can take you.

No. I show.

You go wash toilet.

Office closes at six.

Facility closes at nine.

We have people who try

to leave their sh*t.

Homeless.

Maggots. The floors.

You get caught leaving sh*t,

it's a violation of lease.

That means I seize all

property, you understand?

Come on, second floor.

This used to be orange factory.

My father converted it

into a storage facility.

Unit must be locked at all

times when not using.

You Mexican?

Adopted.

Oh...

no family?

Maybe you be interested in,

uh, selling some of this, no?

No, I don't think so.

Maybe you change

your mind, you know,

I can buy it from you.

Don't you f***ing

ever touch me again.

Why, you crazy homeless, huh?

I call police.

Touch me again,

I press charges for assault.

Hey.

Gabriel.

He's not gonna call the police.

He's just gonna cut off your

locks and put new ones on.

Why would you tell me that?

I have been wanting to push

him into a wall for months.

That dude sucks.

You know, I'm the one who's

putting the new locks on.

I'll leave the keys for you on

the windowsill past the gate.

You can come pick them

up any time after eight.

You're welcome.

Pieces of sh*t.

What?

Why'd you send me that key?

F***. This Gabe?

Yeah.

You off your meds again?

Why did you send me that key?

Huh? What's in that black box?

What's in that box?

Gabe, I haven't talked

to you in over a year.

Seriously, get some f***ing help.

What ya lookin' at?

That an antique?

You wouldn't happen to have a

bigger saw in there would you?

I'm not gonna bust you.

What the f*** are you doing?

Did you sleep in here?

F***ing Christ, man.

Did you?

Just don't sleep past nine.

Shh!

All I really want is

to make love with you.

Don't run away.

Do not. Don't.

No more. Don't run away.

You're an artist.

Just like I knew.

You slept in shed.

You violate lease.

Maybe you pay me $300,

and I'll forget about it.

You just make that sh*t up?

Okay.

Maybe I start

eviction process now.

I was changing my shirt.

Clean your shed or I

confiscate everything.

You touch my sh*t and I'll

burn your f***ing place down.

You can't burn this place down.

I have sprinkler in every unit.

A**hole.

Okay, well, I swept the hallways,

I emptied the trash, so if there's nothing

else to do, I guess I'm just gonna go.

I need you to re-lock 644.

I thought it was relocked?

Then how did that piece

of sh*t get back inside?

Maybe you gave him key?

Maybe you wanna lose

your job, as well?

Maybe I hire exterminator?

Get rid of all the

cockroaches in my building.

Give me keys when you're done.

Hey, you're not supposed

to be here after nine p.m.

Yeah, well, my watch

says 8:
50, baby.

This is not a hotel.

You need some company, little man?

You're f***ing repulsive.

Yeah, and you need a bath.

Pink goddess.

Girl, more like a pink eye.

What's your deal?

Where the f*** you been?

I've been workin' for mines.

Bring yo ass inside.

Bring yo ass in.

The good sh*t,

but that's for my p*ssy.

Go ahead.

Woo...

My show is on.

You see the newlyweds?

No ma'am. Last time I checked,

they was out,

pulled a Houdini, everything gone.

Just gone.

You think the fuckface busted them?

Or he put they ass in the baba

ganoush for the last course.

You think he got it in him?

Do I think he has it in him?

That motherf***er has more sh*t

in him than I can even imagine.

Okay? But let me tell you what

I wanna focus on right now,

I wanna get good and high till

I touch the motherfucking sky.

I wanna watch my show.

Come tomorrow, I'ma find me some

more of those rich daddies,

who swear up and down

they're straight,

and earn my livin'.

Mm, just keep dreaming.

Ooh girl, you're on my weave, baby.

Ooh!

F***in' prick!

I told you not to sleep past nine.

He comes by after nine

to check for locks.

That means I f***ed up.

You know the ceilings are

covered in chicken wire.

It's pretty easy to cut through.

Yeah, if I was eight feet tall.

Or if your friend had a ladder.

Alright, can I pull

you the ladder later.

It'll cost you a dollar rental.

Here, let's make it an even two.

You see that new boy movin' in?

Oh, yes indeed.

Ah, sexy, sexy, sexy.

The f*** is he doing?

I'm thirsty.

Girl, you didn't.

You didn't.

You didn't just f*** up my monitor.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry?

B*tch, I'm sorry?

Girl, does it look like I got 200

channels of DirecTV in this mug?

All I had was the Arsen TV,

and you just f***ed up my sh*t.

You shut up.

It's just a f***ing monitor.

You spend the whole day

looking at people's ass.

Have a good night, fuckhead.

Enjoy the show.

Hey!

Hey!

Piece of sh*t.

You wanna sleep in shed?

Now you can stay.

All night.

F***ing kidding me?!

The door is locked!

No f***ing way!

How are we supposed

to f***ing piss?

Ahh!

Ta-da!

Are you serious?

What? Are you afraid?

Uh, no.

Where the f*** did you bring me?

Where did you get that?

I helped someone.

What did I tell you about

staying invisible?

Do you wanna get us

kicked outta here?

I just wanted to help us get out.

Goodnight, baby.

Okay, so I'll be back

in like 20 minutes.

Wait.

You're actually going to go

hook up with a homeless guy?

And leave me here?

He's just down on his luck,

you know?

Maybe his girlfriend threw him out.

And there is like a

million other guys,

that actually have their own place.

Oh, you mean like Gary?

With his shitty one

bedroom apartment,

and his mattress on the floor,

and he's like,

"I don't do condoms, babe."

He says he can't feel anything.

What's the latest you've ever been?

Are you late?

Just like... four weeks.

I'll see you in 20 minutes.

You owe me.

Big time.

Does that make you happy?

Watching our child?

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