Blood Shot

It's her smile I miss the most.

It's my own fault things

headed this way, really

Why?

Most people have no idea what kinds

of things, monsters really exist.

It creeps me out.

Evil is out there and I'm

gonna find it and I'll put

it where it belongs even

if I have to do it alone.

The Devil's gonna pay.

I know what I'm doing.

I think.

Oh!

These terrorists actually think

they are gonne get away with it.

We all know that evil doesn't really exist.

Allah Akbar.

- It's him, it's him!

- Come, boys look!

I have just received a revelation from

Allah, the most merciful.

No more warnings.

These pigs and dogs

ignore them anyway

And they are unworthy of

escaping Allah's mighty wrath..

Prepare therefore to enter paradise.

- Allah Akbar.

- Praise be to Allah.

- Allah Akbar.

- Allah Akbar.

Tell my mother not to weep...

for I will be in paradise.

Turn your sorrow into anger.

For I got to give my life in Jihad.

By Allah.

- Only use it once. Don't forget.

- Don't worry about me man.

If we have any reason to worry.

If ever betray our trust...

I don't have to tell you what

we're gonna do to you, huh?

Yo man, I passed all your tests

so far ain't I?

I'm good bro.

Pass this last test you'll

get everything you want

All we've got is a face.

That's the best we can do.

It's just the tip of an iceberg.

He's working with someone new.

Someone of major concern.

Your mission is to track him down

and take him out

and everyone who's working with him

As usual, no evidence, no witnesses.

Find out what you can and then

kill them all.

If you fail in any way,

we will deny any involvement,

etcetera, etcetera, etcetera.

I just want to know that

you're the only one

we can count on to get

the job done right.

Just you.

Where is it?

Great Satan!

Doing your mother proud my man.

Balls of steal, thanks for the message.

I'm gonna get 'em this time.

What is the scene up there anyway?

You don't wanna go up there man.

Bite me!

- In your dreams scumbag.

- I know what you are.

Your dead powers belong to us!

Your breath is already wicked enough.

You're making me dizzy.

Now, shut up!

Rinse!

Here's your problem.

That's a little better.

Now...

you must give me bite!

For the glory of Allah, bite me!

OK! suit yourself. You ready?

Bloodbath.

Oh, yeah.

You again.

Well, it looks like you

caught me red-handed this time.

Don't move.

Don't move!

Do you mind?

These guys bleed too much.

I'm serious.

This is the last time.

Okay -

- What is that?

- Silver.

Ouch!

Isn't that for werewolves?

That stings.

Never been shot by a

silver bullet before.

I got a clip full of them.

Yeah? If you shoot me again,

you're really gonna piss me off.

That's it.

Let me guess. Holy water?

Please. You'll get more reaction

from sewer water.

Come on, get up.

Is that all you got for me tonight?

Weak.

Looks like you've been doing

your homework,

but you're reading the wrong books.

Hey, look.

Improvise.

Grab the knives and throw them at me

Nice shot.

Not the face!

My turn.

You know what happens when you kill a cop?

I'm gonna kill a couple more?

I wanna kill you so bad.

I was just gonna say

the same thing to you.

So what's your excuse, huh?

- I ain't the one who is immortal here.

- I'm healing.

Just wait.

Yeah, well, I'm just resting so,

if you wanna go get it...

Now you're just getting lucky.

- You are persistent though.

- I'm coming after you no matter what.

You're out there killing people

all the time that's just...

That's just messed up.

I'm a hit man what do you expect

me to do, get a day job?

Besides these guys are all pigshit anyway.

I'm just cleaning it up

before you step in it

- I'm doing you a favor.

- Well here.

Drive this stake in your heart and

do me another one.

Sorry pal, you're just

gonna have to keep trying.

Tell me, besides trying to kill me,

- Why are you so by the book?

- Innocent until proven guilty.

I should be arresting these guys

not letting you kill them.

What about me?

- You've never seen me kill anyone.

- You're guilty.

Look at yourself. Look at what you are

you're not even human.

You deserve to burn in hell.

That may be true.

But if you'll only knew what these filthy

cockroaches were planning on doing...

- The system can handle guys like this.

- Your system is a game.

These guys are guilty.

Trust me on that one.

My solution was just a whole lot

faster and cheaper then yours.

And it's still justice.

Who gives you the right to be

judge and jury, huh?

You can't possibly know everything.

I'll tell you what I do know.

Terrorists are invading the city.

They're about to do something big.

- I may be evil but they're way worse.

- Then I'll arrest them.

No you won't.

Gotta go.

By the way...

in 10 seconds get out of here.

The building's gonna blow.

Did I forget to mention that?

What can you tell us about

what happened here today?

Well, you see this building here...

it just blew up

It's on fire now.

It's probably very hot.

Did you hear the thunder last night?

Crazy!

Ho, ho, ho, man.

Hold another all-nighter, huh?

Just doing my job

Your job?

What the hell is this?

As I was telling him, my job.

I got the feds, CIA, NSA,

and the department of homeland security

all over my ass all because of you.

You know...

I like my coffee like

I like my women.

Don't you dare say it!

In my office now!

Brown and bitter.

I want an explanation.

Tell me what you've left out the report.

Everything I know is in there.

- I promise.

- Really?

Single suspect, none forced entry.

Out of hundreds of shots fired,

not one drop of his blood was found.

Nor was there so much a trace

of evidence he was even there.

I doubt this man even exists.

I don't know what you want me to tell you.

It's in the report.

Mr. President, we caught one.

He's getting us partial intel on a meeting

between high-level terrorist

gathering in Manyak Akbar village.

The missing Sovjet weapons expert

apparently, he's there too.

Let me guess.

He won't give us the time, this gathering

untill I have to get to New York

to see his lawyer.

Permission to continue enhanced

interrogation technique Sir?

Damn right!

Welcome my brother.

I am Zubri.

I trust your journey

was pleasant one?

Please come with me.

Let me show you to you quarters.

You're going to love it.

What's with the fetus?

This is Marud.

He's our explosives expert.

- But...

- There is no one better.

Please... our servants will

show you to your room.

We will summon you for the meeting.

Master!

Master, they have returned!

They have returned!

They have returned!

Brother, they are back!

Where are the others?

- I'm the only one left.

- Yes, you've done well.

I... I have completed my quest.

Indeed. Get him the man a drink.

Please.

Bring the chest to my chambers,

and prepare a toast!

In celebration of our unity,

we drink to Jihad.

The life is in the blood.

This is our Jihad bomb.

It will blow up an entire city.

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