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His classic line.

Oh, my God.

Do you guys remember the Denny's waitress?

Oh, that's right.

I knew she looked familiar.

Matt loves to slum.

That's just how he is.

Come on. That's his style.

He likes those cheap little...

Cheap Barbie...

Here. They're all yours.

Oh, my God. Oh.

My God. Was that just her?

Oh, it was. She was here.

Our dancer tonight is Chief...

What's your name?

Leslie, but everybody

call me "Poon Daddy."

Aloha, Chief Poon Daddy!

Oh, yeah.!

Ow.! Baby, go.!

Come on.! Shake your thing.!

Let's hear it for this guy.

Isn't he great?

You got milk in those coconuts?

Shake it, shake it, shake it.!

Oh, yeah.! Oh, yeah.!

Anne Marie. Where you goin'?

Anne Marie? Stop?

What the... Oh, man.

Uh, Anne Marie, uh...

Anne Marie.

Anne Marie.

What the hell are you doin'?

I don't know, Matt.

What am I doing?

The other day, when

I was ordering room service,

the guy on the phone called me

Mrs. Tollman, and I didn't correct him.

'Cause for a minute,

I liked the way it sounded.

And I was just wondering if the

Denny's waitress felt the same way.

Listen...

You know what? I'm fine, okay.

I know what I am, and I'm fine with it.

What? Who are you?

I'm the maid that you slept with on vacation.

I'm the great story you tell when

someone asks you how you learned to surf.

You don't trust anybody, do you?

Can I? Can I trust you?

To do what?

I mean...

What do you want?

What do I want? Oh, my God.

I want...

Penny to quit smoking and to go to college.

I want... I want to be able

to pay the phone and the electricity...

and the rent all in the same month.

I want a girl to be on the cover

of Surf magazine,

and that would be great if

that girl were me, but any girl would do.

And I want...

I mean, I wish my mom would come home.

And I really, really want

to win Pipe Masters tomorrow.

That's what I want.

Well, do it.

Matt, you don't understand, okay?

Pipe... Pipe is the heaviest wave in the world.

Okay, you don't just get worked there.

You die. People die there.

And what happens when I just...

when I paddle out and

I don't take off on a single wave?

I don't care if I make a fool out of myself,

but I do not want to embarrass my family.

And that's what Lena and

Eden and Penny are. They're my family.

Just tell me what to do, please.

You want me to tell you what to do? Yes.

You know what to do.

No, Matt, I honestly don't.

Just be the girl I met on the beach.

Who? Who was she?

A girl who'd never ask a guy what to do.

Good morning, everybody.

Welcome to the Pipe Masters...

here at Banzai Pipeline

on the North Shore of Oahu.

You're gonna be watching

women's surfng history today...

as these girls take

on the deadliest waves in the world.

Imagine the Niagara Falls dumping

into two feet of water over hard-rock lava...

with razor-sharp reef and underwater caves.

It's gonna be a macking 20 feet.

Good luck to all the ladies

competing today at the Pipe Masters.

They may be the best in the world,

but they're gonna have their hands full today.

If you're going down to watch,

it's not a day for a dip in the water.

Anne Marie, you all right? Mm-hmm.

You guys get out here.

I'll go find some parking.

Pretty much an impossible

score at this point.

She's way behind, but

she's still gonna try and put it on the line.

Looks like she's goin'for this one.

Oh.! She broke her board.

Any day at Pipeline, it's critical,

but today,

one false move and

the consequences could be disastrous.

More surfers have died here

than any other spot on the planet combined.

This is the first time the girls

have gotten to compete at Pipeline.

The entire surfcommunity is here today...

every sponsor, talent scout, the entire surf media..

looking to find the next surfsensation.

Get one good ride here today,

and you'll put yourself on the surfng map.

Out there all by

herself is Lynette MacKenzie,

now that Megan's on the beach

with a broken board.

She's in on a nice one. She's comin'in.

You really have to commit

if you are gonna get those waves.

But I'm sure it'll better

the score she already has.

Good luck, Layne.

Thanks. I could use it.

I'm here for the competition.

Are you a volunteer?

She's a competitor.

You need to sign this release form.

"In case of death or dismemberment"?

Thank you.

You'll be in heat four with Kate Skarratt.

You can go ahead and

wait in the competitors' area.

Thank you. Good luck.

It's looking pretty solid out there,

isn't it?

Oh, my gosh.

There's Kate Skarratt.

She kills at Pipe.

And there's Rochelle Ballard.

She's queen ofback door.

- Oh, my gosh.! Layne Beachley is...

- I know who they are.

What? I'm... You're good.

I'm just saying... they're...

they're really good.

Sh*t.!

Come on. Let's go.

Hey! What's up, man? What's up?

Where's parking around here?

Anywhere, I guess Whatever you can find.

Looks like she's goin'on this one.

Hey. Hey, Anne Marie.

Look what I found.

Next heat, Keala Kennelly.

Hey. Just driving by.

What's up, surfer girl?

- Do the damn thing. -

- Sh*t.

- Twenty-foot swell on the rise.

Pretty weird out there.

It's a super-clean, west-northwest swell.

Pipe and back door are both open.

Yeah. Just be patient. Don't get too anxious.

It's four-wave sets with

Don't take the first wave of the set.

Third wave looks the best.

Here comes Kennelly taking off. Steep drop.

She makes the bottom turn. She's fierce, man.

Gets covered up.

Oh.! She makes it out.

Let's give her a warm round

of applause. I'm way out of my league.

Hey. No worries.

Just go out there and have fun. "Fun."

Up next, from Australia,

we have Kate Skarratt in red.

She's a goofy foot,

which favors her at Pipeline.

Loves charging big waves

and has taken first place at Teahupoo,

another barreling left-hander in Tahiti.

Surfng against her, we have wild card

entry, Anne Marie Chadwick,

a formerJunior NSSA champion

who dropped out of the competitive circuit...

after a near-drowning incident

at this very spot just three years ago.

Five, four, three, two, one.

We've got 20-minute heats today

with the top four waves scoring.

Wave selection is critical.

If you pick the wrong wave,

wipe out, get caught inside...

You could spend the rest of

your heatjust trying to get back to the lineup.

How's it goin'? Good.

Nice set approaching.

Got good sets out the back.

We have really good consistency

with swell. It's on the rise.

Probably gonna get up to

about 15 to 20 feet.

Kate Skarratt's goin' on this one.

She's paddling, gets to her feet.

Makes the drop. Solid bottom turn.

Look at that pit.!

She's setting her line, racing to make it out.

Trying to get to the shoulder.

Traveling... Oh.!

She didn't quite get around that last turn.

She'll get some kind of score for it.

Looks like it's a 4. 1 that came in on the board.

Water patrol's checking on her.

Looks like she's okay.

If she doesn't need a ride,

she can paddle back out.

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