Blue Streak

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Moving on up.

Believe that!

Ladies, we got picture.

What about the alarm?

Miles, what do you think I'm doing?

Just cool out. We like to run

a loose crew around here.

You're the boss, Miles.

It's like that?

It's like that.

I'm gonna go check on Tulley.

Tulley, we cool down there?

Yeah, we're cool, man.

Good.

Cool is good.

Are you smoking?

No. Negative.

You're lying!

I smell the menthol up here, man!

What would your mama do

if she knew you were smoking?

Cut it out, man!

Stay alert.

You ready over here?

Damn it! Eddie, why you

gotta do that every time?

It's good luck.

It's bad luck if I land in it.

Believe that.

Don't fall in that sh*t.

See you, Deke.

Good luck, guys.

How's the weather up there?

Snowing.

It's beginning to look

a lot like Christmas.

You got a guard 20 feet from you.

Ten feet.

He's closing in fast.

Around the corner.

He turned around.

Forget it. He's gone.

So much for the easy part. Kit.

- Sh*t!

- Bam!

I hate it when you do that.

Eddie, check this out.

This is a Brigger 3300.

Toughest safe in the world.

- What do you do?

- Drill the lock.

No, you gotta check

to see if it's open.

It's open!

What?

No, I'm messing with you.

They would never do that.

They would never do that.

Glasses.

- I'll see you back up top.

- Right.

Open sesame.

Come on, Eddie.

Got the rock?

Miles is right behind me.

What the hell you doing?

Seventeen million four ways?

I'm too greedy for that.

No, just come on, man!

Sh*t!

Come here, gorgeous.

Got the rock. Time to roll.

Hurry! There's lots...

...of activity here. Let's go!

Sh*t!

Freeze!

Clear!

Let's go!

- Stay down! Don't move!

- Let me see your hands!

- Where's Eddie?

- He went over already.

- You have the rock?

- What?

You got the rock?

- What you doing?

- Give me the rock!

You ain't got to do this!

We're supposed to split this sh*t, man!

Why you doing this?

Sh*t!

Miles, you're dead,

you piece of sh*t!

Damn!

Good doggie!

Good doggie!

Kibbles 'n Bits!

Easy.

Where's the nearest exit?

Stay where you are!

Turn around!

I'm a carpenter! I was working late!

See? That's the saw!

See? I was working!

You're under arrest.

You have the right to remain silent.

Anything you say can and will

be used against you.

If you can't afford an attorney,

one will be appointed for you.

Do you understand your rights?

Yeah, I understand them.

Ain't nothing but a free thing, baby!

Free man. Believe that.

One belt, one shoelace...

...one wallet containing $22.

One shoelace?

You know how much them shoes cost?

One shoelace?

I came in here with two.

You took my shoelace?

Did you take my shoelace, man?

You got two seconds

to walk out that door.

Sign out...

...and leave my pen.

I'm signing out.

I got places to go, people to see.

My lady, Janiece.

Ass...

It's like that.

What you gonna do with one shoelace?

Let me in on the secret.

Floss your ass?

Gotta go.

Y'all stay up, man.

Don't be mad because I gotta go.

Come on, open this fence.

Thanks. I'm out of here.

Where them butt-naked hoes at?

Do you know?

Let me up out of here.

I'm free! I'm free at last!

Gotta go!

Gotta go, gotta go!

I'm out of here!

Damn!

What happened?

Did you eat the whole time

I was in there?

When I left, you was

like plickety-cow, plickety-pat.

Now, you're like va-voom!

Wait a minute. That's all right.

I can adjust.

It's the love that counts.

I can adjust to a plus-size woman.

Just more cushion for the pushin'!

Janiece!

Your sad-ass sack of bones is here.

I apologize. You're her cousin!

Can I buy you some cereal?

It's okay, Shawna.

There you are. Just hot!

Baby, you are...

You look beautiful.

You are beautiful. And that's

not two years of prison talking.

Baby, it must've been hard

in there for you.

All alone at night in your little cot.

Tell me something, Miles.

Did you think about me?

Think about you all the time.

Think about you right now.

Then you should've thought about that

before you robbed people!

I never robbed you!

I'm a rehabilitated man!

Talk to me!

I didn't come see you for two years.

Wasn't that a sign?

You couldn't stand

to see your man like that.

Man?

You're not my man. You lie.

You told me you were a banker.

Bank robber. Yeah, see,

sometime I stutter.

But I'm getting that whole

speech impediment thing...

You are a very smart man, but the entire

time we spent together was one big lie.

Look, Janiece. Listen to me, okay?

I know I lied about some things,

but I can change.

I don't think so.

Bye!

Don't do me like this!

Fifth and Grand?

How you doing?

Is this really a police station?

Of course.

Hi. I have a delivery for Traffic.

Sign by the "X."

What have we got?

Egg roll, orange chicken...

Hot pizza coming through. Hot pizza!

Got to get the officers

their pizza.

They got to protect and serve.

The police got to eat too!

Let the officers eat, please.

I'm the pizza man here

to deliver the pizza. Thank you.

Officers, I got your pizzas!

"Third Floor:
Robbery-Homicide. "

Yeah, please be careful.

Pizza's very hot.

Don't want nobody to get hurt.

Just got here some pizza for you.

Pizza for you. That's how we do it

down at the pizza place.

Watch it, watch it, watch it!

Two time, bring it up!

Don't drop the pizza!

Pizza delivery for Robbery-Homicide.

Robbery-Homicide?

Why is it I don't see

Robbery-Homicide...

...with a pizza delivery

in the log-in sheet?

I'll tell you what. Why don't you

leave that pizza with me?

No, I'll tell you what.

Last time I left a pizza here...

...it magically disappeared.

I mean, it's just like

leaving candy around me.

It's not gonna be all right.

I'm gonna chomp it up. See?

Two kinds of people

get through that door:

People wearing handcuffs.

People wearing a badge.

You don't have on either.

Well, I don't have

a badge or handcuffs, so...

Officer Carlson.

- We wanna flip that card right over.

- Sorry. Just got it.

Excuse me, officer.

The guys in Homicide ordered this pizza

about an hour ago.

I don't wanna leave them

with Shamu over there.

What do you want me to do?

Take them!

- I'm on duty. I can't do that.

- Yes, you can!

Please take that!

Thank you very much!

Break it down.

Two time, left!

One time! Break it down to the ground!

Go here!

Left leg! Bring it around!

Walk!

You hid a diamond

in the police station?

I didn't know it was a police station.

Can you change the I.D. Or not?

Sure, but won't they be suspicious of

a pizza man with a security clearance?

I'm not going back as a pizza man.

What are you going as?

A cop.

A cop?

A new transfer.

That's why I need that I.D.

And a new file for detective.

Why a detective?

That's where the rock is.

It's gonna be expensive.

Uncle Lou, I thought we was like family.

Yeah, well, "like family" is not family.

If you were family,

you'd want it for free, right?

Well, you ain't changed.

I'll see you later.

Get down!

Put some clothes on!

Get your butt-naked ass down!

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