Blue Streak Page #2

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Get your butt-naked ass down!

He's naked and he's stinking.

Somebody get him some clothes.

He's hiding a gun in his ass!

Get on the ground. Do it now.

Don't I know you?

Freeze!

Cuff him!

Yeah, cuff his ass.

I'm gonna cuff you like that.

I'm the good cop.

You act up, I'll turn into the bad one.

Freeze! Get them up!

Spread your legs now.

I'm an officer of the law.

Any sign of Deacon?

Last I heard, he was pulling

rip jobs in Carson.

- I warned you about that guy.

- That you did.

He'll know you're out.

This is purely cosmetic.

It won't check out.

Don't worry. I'll be out of there

in an hour, max. Thanks.

Good luck.

Hey there, officer dog.

I'm a detective.

Sorry, sir.

She's never done that.

Must be the pastrami.

B*tch!

Are you going up?

Up. Third floor.

Appreciate it.

What?

What?

The vehicle belonged to your friend,

but you don't remember his name?

Do you have a last name?

Damn, these cuffs are tight, man!

Miss Green, could you tell

this man to loosen these cuffs?

I can't feel my fingers, man.

I'm serious. Please?

- I know it.

- Detective.

Not so tight.

Maybe I could loosen them up a bit.

You got a great lawyer there.

Top of the line. Here you go.

He's in here!

Jesus!

How y'all doing?

Not again, Carlson!

The guy body-slammed me, sir.

Maybe he likes you.

He did what to you?

Get him out of here! What were

you thinking? Man, that's not smart!

Get him out of here.

What the hell happened up there?

Up here?

I caught him trying to escape.

Who the hell are you?

Malone. Just transferred.

Right there.

Yeah, check that out. Bam!

- You know Malone?

- No.

Nobody told me about it.

Guys...

Sorry, ma'am.

Excuse me.

Let me flush, please.

I didn't know.

You might not wanna go in there.

You got some paperwork for me, Malone?

We've been requesting

a new detective for 8 months.

Suddenly, you just turn up.

I'll never understand the system.

Burglary? Sixteen citations,

mayor's commendation.

You worked out of West Covina?

Well, that's what it says right there.

You look familiar, Malone.

Have we met before?

You wouldn't happen to be

in a bowling league, would you?

That's it. You're a bowler.

I try.

We could use a guy in Burglary.

Right here.

I thought I was gonna be assigned

to a desk. Right up in here!

Are you kidding me?

A guy like you?

No, you belong on the street.

And also, listen.

Carlson needs a partner with some

experience. He just got promoted.

Chief, I just got a call.

Malone's gonna join us.

Show him around.

And let Malone do

all the handcuffing, okay?

I appreciate that, yeah.

I'll review these.

This is the bullpen here.

That's Booking up there.

The holding cells are down that way.

You wanna see them?

Seen one, seen them all.

This is my desk here, sir.

Nice desk.

Thanks. Let's see...

Brass is on five.

Robbery-Homicide on three.

Over there, that's the tag and bag.

- Through those doors, that's 10-17.

- Roger.

Show him the rest later.

- Come on.

- Where?

We got a call. Burglary.

It's ours. I'll take this.

Outside?

That's where all the crime is.

I just got here,

and that's not a good thing.

I gotta do work in here so that

I know what's going on out there.

I might need backup, right?

How long you been in Burglary?

Me? All my life, man, all my life.

I heard the chief say that you got 16

citations. That's incredible! Sixteen!

That's what happens when

your Uncle Lou writes your file.

You can ride up front if you want.

I knew that.

You just gotta be real careful

for the pedestrians coming out here.

Walking around out here.

Am I clear to the right?

Am I clear? Have I got it?

I just made detective.

No kidding.

I worked Traffic for three years.

I got pretty good at it.

You don't have to stop for the yellow.

You could just drive right through.

Sir, not if you'd seen some

of the accidents I've seen. No thanks.

Well, there's your green right there.

Can I ask you a personal question?

Yeah, sure.

How many times did you take the test?

What test?

You know, the test for detective.

That one!

- One time.

- Really?

Aced it.

Took it out.

Took me five tries.

I did well on the written part, but

my performance reviews weren't so hot.

How many times did it take you

to get your driver's license, man?

Please! Wake me up when we get there.

Yes, sir. I'm sorry.

Goodness, man!

It's a nice suit, sir.

It's really cool.

Well, I appreciate it.

Yeah, you know? Appreciate it.

Got any music?

Oh, yeah. Sure.

I like to jam.

Just so long as

we can hear the dispatcher.

That's good.

- I never heard this station before.

- Kind of funky. You like that?

Last night these shelves were loaded

with Elites. Now they're gone.

Three dozen gorgeous rims.

They didn't take anything else?

They went for my good stuff. Chrome

with gold trim. Five grand worth.

What about the alarm?

What about it? It went off.

But it took you guys

two hours to get here.

My wheels are probably

in Tijuana by now.

Here's where they came in.

Looks like they broke the glass, opened

the handle, crawled in the window.

Exactly.

Shimmied down the shelf or something.

This is a waste of time.

That's not how they got in.

Of course it is.

Cut it out.

That's not how they got in.

This is the spot here.

That's how I would've came in.

If I was a thief.

If I was a thief!

Skylight. Just cut the alarm

from the inside.

I could take my time.

Why take your time?

Why would I take my time?

It's heavy.

Now, you tell me.

How long would it take to carry 3 dozen

of those out and load them in a truck?

- Long time.

- It would take a very long time.

But they probably had three

or four guys working the damn thing...

Zip! Zip the sh*t up! Frank, hush.

Because you know better. Come on.

Don't lie to me. I'm the man.

I'm the man, Frank.

You're the man.

Your 5000, sorry to tell you,

is worth less than two on the street.

Which don't go four ways

with much juice once you rent a truck.

And to rent a truck, that requires what?

Credit card...

...driver's license.

Unless, of course...

...you got your own truck.

He's not gonna let us

search his truck.

What you mean, "let us"? We the police.

We need a warrant to do that.

We don't even need a key.

Detective, you can't do that.

It's unconstitutional.

Look at that. Look at this.

Look.

Solved the crime

my first day on the job!

We bad detectives.

There they are!

Filing a false report

is a very serious crime.

I'll handle this.

Bring your weeble-wobble ass over here.

- You like snacks?

- Nothing makes me happier.

You'll be snacking on the bottom

of this shoe if this happens again.

Now, you see them ridges?

These ridges will be imprinted

on the back of your ass...

...permanently if this happens again.

You understand?

Thoroughly understand you.

Every time you look at your ass

there's gonna be a print there.

It's gonna remind you of us.

- And of you lying.

- Right.

Don't wanna see those ridges.

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